DULL, DULL, DULL...

Rating: Null/10 (14 March 2001)

Imdb has a banner "The big sleeper of 1999" - so right, guys! I was almost asleep after only 30 minutes. This should have been called "The Sixth Nonsense." I wasted two hours enduring this pretentiously directed, appallingly confusing and ultimately irritatingly dull movie. The little boy was incredible, and should have got the Oscar. Bruce Willis has two expressions throughout. Who half the other characters are totally escaped me. This film is one total bore. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who disagrees with the unwarranted praise lavished on this attempt. Is it any wonder I seldom enter a cinema these days? If I feel a film will appeal, I'll rent it and watch at home. I'm sorry I spent three bucks on this mess.