SPOILER!!!!!!! Possibly the most over-rated film of all time...

Rating: 7/10 (6 February 2003)

...especially if you've heard (as you most certainly have, unless you live in a bomb shelter somewhere deep beneath the earth's surface and have no contact with other human beings OR you happen to have smart friends that chose to stay away from this crapass excuse for a movie and could therefore not "give away" the "surprise" ending) about that "clever" plot twist...you know, the one where it turns out that Bruce Willis' character, whatshisname, turns out to be **** the whole time. This movie is not scary, clever, or suspenseful. At one point, there's a shot of some kid with half his head blown off. Yippee. I waited and waited and waited for something scary to happen. Something...ANYTHING. Nothing. I should have known. Bruce Willis is in it.