For those who have little "Sense;" gimmick flick for morons

Rating: Null/10 (31 March 2000)

The people who like this mediocre "psychological" horror film are sooo easy to please! The only thing psychological about it is that it's for the psychologically dwarfed. Just come up with a "surprise" most people can't guess because the movie is too dull to warrant paying close attention to, get a brand name Hollywood homeboy like Bruce Willis to put his name next to it so you can dump it in some 3000 theatres, oh, and make sure you invoke and imply the "supernatural," and humanoids who apparently don't go to psychics and let a masterpiece "surprise" flick like "Fight Club" flop (because it requires SERIOUS thinking to make it work), they will hand you their 8 bucks over and over again to PROVE that they can figure it out! Believe me, the 200 million bucks this movie has made isn't based on non-repeat viewing only. I don't even want to think about how rich Willis has gotten off you dweebs, he can buy the town you live in and the one next to it with just a few points off the gross. And please, no comparisons to Hitchcock! Hitchcock made movies that SERIOUSLY QUESTIONED SOCIETY while pushing all your buttons and taking your money. The only thing "The Sixth Sense" seriouly questions is the sense of its viewers. This movie allows them to imagine and fantasize that having NO SENSE is actually MAKING SENSE; hence its outrageous popularity among the cretins, probably the same ones who think "The X-Files" is deep. >