The Worse movie I have ever had the misfortune of paying for

Rating: 1/10 (7 June 2009)

I walked into this show a dedicated follower of the Simpson's's with a friend and fellow follower. Both of us grew up with the show during it's prime and have been watching the slow decline in quality with grave disappointment. That being said we were both willing to take a chance on the movie, paying full admission price to see it at a theater. Our logic was that being as this was a big event with a lot of hype, the producers and writers would demand the best of themselves, and due something, perhaps not stylistically identical to but in terms of quality, at least on par with the Simpson's's during there 1999-2001 era, not it's finest for sure but surely it could be a lot worst. I was wrong.
Through out the entire movie, I did not laugh one time, and this was in a movie theater, the atmosphere of which alone has made sub-par movies the subject of giddy laughs for decades. And yet the best it got out of me was a mere chuckle. Most of the jokes were in fact so bad that I could do nothing more than look over at my friend to find that we were both cringing with embarrassment at having payed for this atrocity.
When the movie ended and we left the theater in a crowd of what turned out to be mostly five year olds who didn't know any better, and there equally naive parents, I contemplated the idea of demanding my money back for such a terrible film, however that bore one consequence that I could never live down. I'd have to admit face to face to the vendor that I had actually watched it.