16 dollars + 87 minutes + 3 chuckles + 8.3 stars = 2 open eyes

Rating: 1/10 (3 August 2007)

They speak of rapid-fire jokes within the first 30 minutes. I heard no such jokes. They speak of tremendous wit. I saw no such wit. They acknowledge problems with the plot. I saw no such plot. This movie was everything I had expected it to be before I read the good reviews. I have been misled. I have been misled in a way that makes me mistrustful of those around me. There is no way people could have mistaken this movie for something entertaining. No way at all. And that means they lied! My brothers and sisters have lied to me. The republicans have finally done it. We're all against each other. We're ready for war. We will destroy anything because we know what people are. We know what people do. They lie. They lie. They lie. Enjoy your movie, brother. Ten stars, brother. A laugh a minute, brother. Hate the infidel. Love the infidel. How long can this last?