Ok what LOOOOL

Rating: 1/10 (30 April 2020)

It took me months but i finally finished this movie!
Why did i take so long?
The first five times that i opened it i passed out cause they all sound like they're giving lectures when they talk(and most of the film is people talking miserably attempting to sound poetic).
The fifth time i played it i just stopped cause It felt wasteful to watch a movie where everyone is guilible like a 14 year old, and Hannibal is like a 16 year old bully.... who hurts their feeling with his pointy words and makes them do very intelligent and not dumb at all things like... Convincing a guard to release him? Lmaooo whaaat (the funniest scene was when they strapped his body head to toe to a chair and he still managed to snatch a pen 10 feet away from him... like ok what, at that point I was checking if I was watching the parody version)
My imaginary girfriend made me watch it.
and i did a research to find out what was special about it cause i really wanted to like it man, cause i wanted to understand my imaginary girlfriend's taste... like i really hoped she didnt just like it cause it's mainstream... cause that'd mean she's stupid and id have to break up with her..... OR the second scenario is that that im blind to some element of art that 90% of people can perceive, which would be strange cause normally i'm only blind to the 89%.
So i went a head and did the research and ... apparently, what phases people is, hear this, "the peculiarity of the characters". you know? with the whole eating people and using almost 16th century theatrical phrases to describe simple things, that no one would use in real life.
So im like ok thats it!
THAT'S what im missing!
Im impressed by their words... Youtube comment sections have more resonance and cut deeper.
Not phased by their immorality......cause have you even see what animes are up to?? they make eating human flesh look like ghandi.
So basically this movie only appeals to snowflakes and feathers who are easily phased by immorality....
Maybe ill read the book, cause my imaginary girlfriend, even though i realized that ill have to break up with her now cause she follows trends, she's still not the least artistic person on the planet.
OH AND!! the serial killers are too scientifically incoherent in their behavior, which makes it hard to take them seriously... anyway the whole movie was a joke.
THANKS FOR LISTENING PEOPLE!