The Epitome Of Overrated

Rating: 1/10 (6 March 2007)

The Shining(1980)
Review: Here's Johnny! Okay. Whatever. Here's my review for the Shining.
All I have to say is that this is one of the most boring movies ever made. I have no idea what the hype is all about. How is this terrifying? I was not scared once. Not even a flinch. The directing was hideous. This is not how to direct horror, but then again, this is not horror. Horror is suspense. Here, there is no suspense.
I wonder what was Jack thinking? To be apart of this atrocity? This is so bad it's laughably awful. You want horror? Try The Devil's Reject's or The original Nightmare on Elm Street. There those movies have SUSPENSE. This movie is also too damn long. Great, long and boring. The worst a movie can have. I ask again, how is this scary? How?
The Last Word: Please make it stop! This is plain awful. A pathetic attempt at horror. A waste of time.