This is Horror?

Rating: 1/10 (1 June 2014)

I kept on watching just see if it, by some miracle, would get better, but in fact it got even worse. I ALMOST SLEPT IT WAS SO BORING! I thought this was going to be a classic, scary movie, but I just found myself staring blankly at the TV screen. Never again. I don't know if it's the fact that nothing really happens or the fact that I'm a few decades too late. But the fact of the matter is I like something popping in my face to scare me during a horror movie. I'm a horror movie fanatic. But the closest I got to something jumping at me was "HERE'S JOHNNY!!!'. Even that was a flop because I was expecting it, I mean it's the most classic quote in horror history!. This film just lacks substance that keeps you on the edge of your seat. Take my advice with this review, DON'T BOTHER.