Unbelievably bad

Rating: 3/10 (17 April 2020)

I would be embarrassed if my friend asked me if I wanted to watch a movie and I for some reason suggested this one (if I hadn't just seen it), and I'd have to live with the memory of knowing I subjected someone to this. It really calls into question the validity of the scoring on IMDB when something like THIS gets an 8.4.
If you look at movie reviews a lot on this website, you'll notice a lot of simpsons comic book guys. "Worst movie ever!" they often say, and whenever I see that I always think "no, there's no way that is the worst movie ever. You are just being ridiculous." But I think this might be the worst movie I've reviewed on IMDB. I can't say it's the worst movie I've ever seen, because it had at least 2 cool scenes that I can recall. I also thought Shelly Duvall (the wife) conveyed the feeling of being terrified very effectively. But other then that, light this one on fire. It's so bad. It's so cheesy. It's so dull, and slow. The camera hangs around for like 20 seconds on someones face, and then cuts to a scene of something else that is trivial. Some boring stuff will happen, and then it will suddenly cut to the kid's face for a second, and then cut back to the boring stuff, like a poorly edited youtube video. Guys, I was literally in awe as to how bad this movie is. I was absolutely not prepared for this level of crappiness.
This is the type of movie that, after finishing it, I am compelled to watch another movie JUST to get the awful taste of this one out of my mouth.
Do you have friends that are telling you that you should watch this one? I'm not going to tell you what to do, but you would be well advised to click on my name and see what I've scored other movies. If we have similar taste, then don't waste your time with this one. I promise you'll hate it.