A face in the door.

Rating: 1/10 (26 August 2008)

This movie is about a man who likes to shout things through gaps in doors. Jack Nicholson plays the man with this Obsessive Compulsive disDOORder.
For two hours, he goes around, smashing in doors and sticking his face through the hole he's made. " Heeere's Fred!" " Heeeere's Eddie!" "Heere's Chris!" " Heeeere's Brian!" This goes on and on and on.
I expect more from Stanley Koldbricks. The person who wrote the story for this should be scolded. It's just so monotonous. " Heeeere's Simon!" " Heeere's Quentin!" " Heeere's Keith!"
How anyone can watch a man going around shouting through gaps in doors for two hours is beyond me.
For goodness sake, even the poster has his face sticking through a hole in a door. Okay! Okay! We get the general idea. Enough already.