Still Not The Best Movie of All Time

Rating: 7/10 (16 June 2015)

Do you know what really grinds my gears? The fact that according to IMDb's user ratings, this is the best movie of all time. And that's highly debatable.
Still okay, though. Only real reason to watch it is to get all the references to it from TV shows and other stuff. Like all those iconic scenes, who are parodied constantly. So worth it when you actually watch the movie and finally can go "Aaaaaaa..!" and laugh, with your friends or wife or mom. Everyone will think you are a normal person, cause you know – people who don't know their pop cultural references are pretty sh*t*y people, and nobody likes sh*t*y people. You know, like the people that show up at BBQ's only bringing drinks for them self, but no food. And then they just stand there – watching you eat and drink while spoiling some blockbuster or TV show you have postponed seeing for far to long. Like seriously, I have still not seen The Wire. THE WIRE. Ranked by some as the best. show. of. all. time. Haven't seen it. I have – on the other hand – watched all seasons of How I Met Your Mother like seven times. Why?! I'm so wasting my life.. Did you see the final season of HIMYM? Holy sh** that was so horrible. Worst ending possible to a show that started out pretty good and landed at "Meh, it's watchable, I guess". That show was basically meant for me. And then you give it that ending?! It was like it was written by Adam Sandler's lower back.
But still, a pretty solid "Meh" to The Shawshank Redemption. Also Tim Robbins has gotten really fat and ugly, what's up with that?