Prison is Awesome

Rating: 10/10 (11 October 2017)

Well, not always, but THIS prison is awesome. I've been to real prison in Ireland and England and spent a few months in jail in southern France. Not long terms, mind you but enough to get a good first hand understanding of what life is like behind bars. If I had to be locked up for 20 years I don't think I'd mind being in Shawshank. You make lifelong friends, get a little beatdown action with the guards, drink some tasty cold brews on the roof with your buds, build a library, listen to Italian opera and go to movies with the guys, dig holes for escaping. It's the schit. Shawshank fukken rocks bro. This is possibly the best film I've ever seen.
I hope if I ever go back to prison (and chances are good) I hope it's exactly like Shawshank, only I'd want to have some chicks so it would be like a co-ed prison. Maybe a chick warden too. Mmmm. Yummy wild ass prison bictches. Haha bro. I'm actually looking forward to my next incarceration.