Number One?

Rating: 1/10 (21 March 2009)

Really now. I can't say that this is the worst movie of all time, but it certainly isn't the greatest. The mere fact that TBS plays this movie sixteen times per week, thereby forcing you to watch it over and over again, does not mean that it is good. I therefore, call for a "surge" of negative reviews to be leveled against this mediocre film so that with the help of Mark Twain and his angels we will be able to oust it from its ill-deserved spot as IMDb #1 movie of all time. Honestly, my fellow Americans, this film is the kind of thing that makes us look bad.
Merry Christmas, and to all a good night.