This is supposed to be good???!!!???

Rating: 10/10 (6 August 2004)

So everybody in the world thinks I am insane for having never seen "The Shawshank Redemption", so I finally broke down and rented it the other day. What I thought was going to be a really good film turns out to be nothing but a bunch of hoop-la sandwiched in-between opening and closing credits amounting to nothing. What a snooze fest this turned out to be. I was bored almost 90% of the movie and have decided to make a list of things I would have rather spent the two hours of my life doing instead of torturing myself with what I consider to be one of the worst 5 movies ever made (don't get me started on Pulp Fiction).
1. Wash dishes
2. Let a burning candle drip wax on my arm
3. Drive 60 miles and turn around and drive back without stopping
4. Practice getting my tetris score just a bit higher
5. Count silently in my head to 10,000
6. Beat King's Quest I again
There are countless other things I would rather do that watch this horrible movie again, but I think you get the point. Do not believe the hype surrounding this movie because you will just end up hurt and bitter like I did.