Splash II

Rating: 2/10 (22 March 2019)

I understand the need to make innuendo feel like art. Eh. No. I don't. This movie was made in 1983 starring Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah. Only THAT was a great movie bc it didn't shove an absolutely unoriginal and very recognizable movie with ridiculous bs "artistic leanings" down our throats. I groaned out loud. More than once when I was able to specifically guess the ending with the cops at the waterfront and the main characters disappearing in the water and swimming away. GIVE ME A BREAK. BORRRRRRING!! Thank God 2019 Oscar nominees are worth their nods. Haven't been disappointed at all (other than Mary Queen of Scots... )