Honest to Goodness Awful

Rating: 1/10 (7 March 2018)

I do not have the words to express how bad this movie was. Every time I thought to myself "this can't get any worse," it somehow managed to defy my expectations (in the worst possible way). 2017 has seen a lot of weird movies, but this is by far the most gratuitous and unnecessary from start to finish. I cannot believe I just spent two hours of my life watching this garbage.