Of Loving a Centaur

Rating: 4/10 (7 March 2018)

Well, in our modern times it is enough to retell the story of The Beauty and the Beast or The Frog Prince to get a lot of pats on one's "super-creative" shoulder, and on top even some Oscars.
Hmpf... Maybe I should quit my daily job and rewrite Cinderella - this time the Prince is still a human being (not sure maybe the prince should be a princess!?) but Cinderella lets say is a female Centaur and on top I serve this fine new inventive ueber-creative super-story with some (lots of) CGI-tricking. (note to myself: add some super-creepy evil white dudes! And don't forget to add some minorities, of course all good, intelligent and lovable!)
Ah, I can already see myself standing before the finest of all Hollywood getting tons of Oscars and zillions of money filling my pockets. And all the famous wanna play in my next movie! Well, done Tweetienator! Finally , you made it!
Tweetienator says: The Shape of Water - nothing special or innovative and far from the quality of Del Torro's real masterpiece Pan's Labyrinth. Not too bad but nothing really good. An Oscar or some for this flick - poor Hollywood.