Just Awful. God these Professional Critics Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Rating: 1/10 (7 February 2018)

I won't post any spoilers, but the truth is I'd be doing you a favor in doing anything that might prevent you from seeing this complete and utter flaky trash. Look, I read the premise, I wanted to like this movie, but that FACT is, it's awful. I don't know if maybe it's just not supposed to be a movie at all . . . . it's art . . . . (rolling my eyes, and vomiting a little in my mouth) but what it is not, is entertaining. I literally would have rather done my taxes or taken a trip to the dentist than watch this movie.
p.s. On a side note, it's pathetic how IMDB puts the top favorable review (plant, fake, counterfeit) right on top, even though the overwhelming majority of reviews for this stinking turd call it just that.