Black Lagoon is being nice. Preposterous rhinoceros.

Rating: 1/10 (30 January 2018)

Isn't it strange that reviews with a 10 rating and very high platitudes for the film always involve Director Worship. In this film, who cares who the director is. I care if he did a good job, but I don't need his filmography or a critique of all his films, nor a comparison of this to that. Silly, boring, and pretentious film. Try to stay awake or not laugh out loud. Here is an example of what may be a studio review. "The Shape of Water" is beautiful. Writer and Director Guillermo del Toro tells the story of the shape of love, that it can look any way you can imagine. His screenplay along with co-writer Vanessa Taylor tells the poignant tale of feeling alone in the world, and the possibility of love that we all deserve." Studio or real?