Fantasy... but not even remotely Believable

Rating: 3/10 (19 March 2018)

Acting was fantastic... but I don't think we want to watch stuff we can't actually imagine happening. I'm sitting through this whole movie wondering why didn't he give her the ability to talk? Why exactly is she mute? Who screws an amphibian monster??!? I mean the list goes on and on... why did I waste my life watching this?!? Because it was an Oscar winner?!? Why? I still don't know. My favorite thing about this movie is the friendship of Elisa and Giles as well as Zelda. Zelda in particular always nagging about her husband.
I wish I could recommend this.... but it was just so tacky in the intro where Elisa is masturbating within five mins of the movie.... as well as the whole story line.... I just can't.