Dumb and Cringe-Worthy Boredom

Rating: 1/10 (10 July 2018)

I should have known better than to believe all those darling critic reviews of this ridiculous train wreck. And it won Oscars?! Just goes to show how far Hollywood has sunk (no dumb pun intended). I couldn't stand Sally Hawkins and her drab 'performance' as a sad, pathetic loser who finally FINDS LOVE! Get out the Kleenex for all the politically correct schmaltz.
And that goofy soundtrack was annoying, to say the least. And Michael Shannon as the 'oh so evil' creepy corporate CEO, in one of his worst "performances". Was never any great fan of his. Can you spell One Dimensional Stereo Type?
We're also bombarded by political correctness galore in one of the most stupid and boring two hours of GARBAGE.
I'm sorry, but I am no Del Toro groupie, considering that he was another a-hole who signed the Polanski Petition. Speaks volumes of his 'character.'
And I hope I never have to endure another Sally Hawkins film. She's terrible and I felt zero sympathy for her. She comes off like another jerk.
So typical of the crap that Hollywood has been dumping on us for far too long. Do anything to avoid this idiotic torture.
More like the Shape of $hit. Watch grass grow instead.