87 minutes I will never get back.

Rating: 1/10 (1 January 2017)

The premise seemed cute. Who hasn't, as a pet owner or animal lover, thought about what sort of shenanigans your pets might get up to while you're away? The reality of the movie, however, was not at all cute. While some of the bits are cute, and certain characters were endearing, on the whole, this movie is repulsive, especially as something that is intended for and marketed to children. Most of the action is very violent, with little in the story line beyond this violence or the threat of violence; importantly, it is much more gruesome than one would expect from cartoon violence and nearly constant. Additionally, it is very, very crude. It is absolutely not something that I would want my children to see and I myself did not find it enjoyable, partially because it was not particularly funny, well-made, or endearing, and partially because I was concerned about all of the kids in the theater seeing and hearing what I was; I'm sure some of it went over their heads, but certainly not all of it. It saddens me that children's entertainment stooped so low.