Michael Bay CANNOT Make An Un-Cliché'd Movie

Rating: Null/10 (5 August 2006)

I rented The Rock from the local video store. $2.10 for one-night rental. I didn't waste my money, but I probably should've rented something else.
My major beef with this movie is the fact that Michael Bay and his editor seem to have cerebral palsy, because there is a cut after every two frames it seems. There is okay action in the movie, and I get the gist of what is actually happening, a.k.a. Nicholas Cage is chasing Sean Connery, but that's about where the line is drawn.
Michael Bay is incapable of designing a shot where the camera doesn't move. I mean, I like moving camera, but not too much of it. You have to take a motion sickness pill before you watch a movie of his. Basically all of his movies are like that, so I'm not a big fan.
I don't think anyone likes Michael Bay (who is about as shallow as a kitchen sink) or Jerry "I'm Incapable of Being Subtle, So I'll Blow Something Up Whenever I Can" Bruckheimer's movies. I just see no good review's on their movies.
(P.S., Black Hawk Down was the best Bruckheimer movie, as was Pirates of the Caribbean, but mainly because of the director's.)