bad...so bad it hurt

Rating: 1/10 (26 December 2005)

The comments that endorse this movie are big fatty lies. This movie was so bad that I'm convinced that Johny Knoxville actually made a conscious effort to make it as bad as it was. Throughout the movie i would be sitting there and thinking to myself "No no no...they wouldn't do that...that would be too dumb...even Johny Knoxville with his severely abused brain would not pull something like that..." but time and time again the creators of this movie pulled all the stops in making this movie as BAD AS IT COULD POSSIBLY GET. This movie is a testament to why piracy should be legal--this movie was so bad that other people need to screen this movie for FREE and then do a public service to others to WARN them not to watch it and never to spend a dime on it. So my advice to u....RUN. Move as fast as your stubby little legs can take u AWAY from this movie...for u have been warned. This movie is a skid mark in cinematic history.