Poor stuff

Rating: Null/10 (5 March 2003)

Rainy Edinburgh afternoon. Free ticket. The cinema completely to myself.No crunching of popcorn or slurping of coke. After 20 minutes I started admiring the way the Emergency Exit signs were lit up but not too much. The problem - the dialogue. There was a decent movie in there somewhere but I sure couldn't find it. As with other critics I have questions:- How did Noah get to the island so quickly? and why was Noah such a bad actor? Why did the dad of the deceased teenager look like the dad of the deceased child in The Sixth Sense? Why did they have a funeral at, what appeared to be, night? Why, every time it rained, did I think of Se7en? Once again, what's with the horses? Am I right in thinking that the movie should've ended half an hour before it did? Was the reason it didn't have something to do with needing to set it up for Ring 2? I worry about these things