Sucks

Rating: Null/10 (4 November 2002)

Only on my narcolepsy meter does this movie get a 10. It's a snoozer, running about 20 or 30 minutes too long and unintellible no matter how long its running time. But since when does a movie have to make sense to please its audience? This film was heartily endorsed by dildo-headed colleague at work.
"It's terrifying," he claimed. After a promising start, The Ring tries to becomes baffling, moronic. There is a telephone call that makes no sense, a weird video film filled with Bunuel-esque montages with no explanation offered as to where this tape originated. The movie at various times resembles a parody of Blair Witch, Sixth Sense and 100 lesser movies that play on the late show every night. It's a decent candidate for the late show. It sure ain't a good candidate for $11 and a fun night out.