Way too long

Rating: 4/10 (8 February 2016)

Another Indian/Good - White man/Bad movie. Too long. Too draggy. Too politically correct. Why was the Indian kid such a little bitch? Why was he screaming like that? The bad bad white guy had a real point there. The French were bad. The Angloes were bad. They drove off the Spaniards, apparently. Good thing we can all turn to the noble savage for instructions on clean, upright living. I thought it was really pathetic that they had to mention how many hours went into the making of the movie, like they're supposed to get kudos and awards based on effort instead of outcome. After floating down a river a few times, sleeping in a makeshift sweat lodge, sleeping in a horse carcass for no real reason, writing graffiti in an pseudo-igloo, digging, climbing, falling, cauterizing, baking, freezing, puking, crawling, the sob probably died of tetanus. How long can you watch this sort of thing and continue to be entertained? Three hours...nope. Oh, I know, this guy is supposed to be just so sympathetic based on the fact that he's almost an Indian that we're all riveted. Nope.