In loving memory of taste

Rating: 5/10 (7 October 2017)

This is not a boring film, however it is a merciless one, and a cynical, and almost completely void of charm and warmth, instead favoring gore and pain to a parodic extent. One expects DiCaprio to arrive at the outpost he's crawling to in the shape of a throbbing, gurgling pile of minced meat. This guy could survive a meteor hit - which he in a way resembles, traveling huge distances in a perfect curve, unstoppable by ground objects.
This film is not even as beautifully shot as some people make it out to be. Instead of being the saving quality of the film the pictures are uneconomic, unconcentrated, boringly bleak and always almost held at elbow's, even at kneecap's height, which made me feel like a toad.
The only truly memorable thing, in my opinion, is the acting of Tom Hardy. I really believed he was the role he played. DiCaprio also does a good job, despite not being given a character by the writers, but an assembly of blood bags with a head on it.
6 out of 10.