Don't waste your time with this atrocity

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2016)

An impressive synthesis of even poorer audio quality than Brokeback Mountain; considerably duller than Dances With Wolves-and contains about as much high class cinematography as a gratuitous wet fart on the set of the Blair Witch Project. However if you enjoy Leonardo grappling around dressed in the pelt of a bear in the wilderness along with listening to Tom Hardy's incomprehensible slurs for well over two hours- then this film is for you. If, however you prefer something which has more substance, a well articulated and interesting plot and acting that is worthy of an Oscar, I would perhaps avoid this film more so than the bubonic plague. I found the whole film to be utterly painful to watch, needlessly long and an unfortunate and irredeemable waste of time. Watch Star Wars instead for goodness sake.