Cliché The Movie

Rating: 2/10 (23 December 2015)

This movie suffered and I suffered watching it. It suffered from repeated cliché after cliché after cliché. The characters were all one sided "bad man is bad", "good man is good", "son is ...a son", etc.
Visually this movie looks amazing. Major props to the props department! I saw the trailers for this movie and thought 'wow, that looks cool!' and I was DEEPLY wrong. This movie was cringe worthy bad about rehashing all of the old tropes of the exact same movies like it. At no point did I truly not know where it was going or who was going to succeed in any goals any characters might have. I was even able to predict who would die ahead of time, I won't spoil anything because I don't have to. When you see the movie you'll say to yourself 'welp that guy's gonna die now' and he will EVERY TIME YOU SAY THAT.
You can go ahead and watch the movie for yourself but I'm just saying it's not worth 2 and half hours of your time, your time is precious I'm sure. I hate that this movie was bad, I wanted it to be good constantly while watching it but it just wasn't...
The only good scene in the whole thing really is one from the trailer and at the very beginning of the movie, I can't say which scene because I want this to be a 'spoiler-free' review. It's the first pivotal event in the film. Subtle enough? 2 stars for the props and overall dreary filming locations alone.