Awesome

Rating: 1/10 (2 January 2016)

This movie was so awesome that it actually convinced me of writing my first review. Let's start with the good: very nice winter scenery with top notch acting from Leonard DiCaprio. There's also lots of action scenes, but did not find myself caring too much about the outcome. The bad: very slow paced story about Chuck Norris crawling in the snow in the 1800's. First 2 hours are about Glass surviving a bear maul attack, being left for dead in a frozen forest with no water or food, survives being dragged in a freezing river for miles, survives falling on a horse of a cliff, etc. Come on, really? Then the revenge part takes about 20 minutes: the bad guy flees an army fort with all the money, and only 2 people go after him. Really? I was so bored I actually noticed the sound track being really weird: it sounded like a broken dripping faucet and it left me wondering if that's really a sound that can be heard in a frozen forest during winter. Anyway, to sum it up, I'm really disappointed for wasting 2.5 hours to see this.