If you voted for Bush, you'll like this movie

Rating: Null/10 (13 December 2004)

Very very simple-minded movie for people who think it's funny to see a 500 pound sumo-wrestler turned "fuball" player throw up his hard-boiled eggs. Everything is a cliché and strictly by the numbers. Gene Hackman is a great actor and must have needed money bad to take the roll of the coach who when asked what the team needs said "heart, we gotta have heart." Keaunna Reeves is the star and he's OK and there's a bunch of cheerleaders who are fantastic babes.
One cliché they didn't use that surprised me is when the Q-back told his lineman to let a certain dirty-playing defensive player come thru the line. Mild spoiler. In the great movie "the longest yard" prison Q-back burt reynolds drills the ball right into the guy's crotch and it was hilarious. I was sure they'd re-enact that famous scene, but instead the QB just hit the guy in the helmet with the ball!! So they avoided the cliché but also the humor. I give this movie a D+.