Johnny Utah and Lex Luthor go to the NFL

Rating: 1/10 (19 August 2001)

If you want a boring, contrived hackneyed piece of garbage that doesn't have a single laugh in it...then this is your movie.
If you want to hear such eyerolling and retching dialouge such as "Pain heals and chicks dig scars but glory lasts forever"...then this is your movie.
If you want to see a movie in which women are portrayed as sex objects and bimbos...by all means, THIS is your movie.
If you want to see Gene Hackman and Keanu Reeves go through the motions while slumming it...then this is your movie.
If you want to see a half decent Howard Deutsch movie, go and rent SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL.
If you want to hear a great rendition of Gloria Gaynor's "I WILL SURVIVE", go and rent MAN ON THE MOON and watch Tony Clifton sing it.
If you want to see a movie about plucky and scrappy underdogs who go from the doghouse to the penthouse...go rent Major League.
If you want to see a good football movie....leave this stinkbomb on the shelf and go rent ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
AVOID THIS MOVIE LIKE THE PLAGUE!