Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

Rating: 1/10 (29 April 2001)

I don't understand how it's possible to write such a God awful movie. Who would ever think that large men dancing around in jail singing "I Will Survive" is funny? Keanu Reeves, while eerily charming, gave what seemed his worst performance yet since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. If you take Major League, make it about football, add some plot holes, bad jokes, and even more horrible acting, you have the flaming pile of feces that is The Replacements.