For everything holy, please make a sequel!

Rating: Null/10 (20 June 2001)

Anyone who's read two words of any of my other reviews knows that I am being sarcastic(Hmm...I'm developing an ego). In response to the person who said, "Turn your brain off and enjoy the movie," I can only warn that that act is not going to be enough. In order to appreciate this visual disturbance, you need to surgically eliminate all the judgemental parts of your brain and sedate yourself with a heavy drug--Soma tablets from Huxley's book Brave New World would be preferable.
That random dancing scene was just a little repulsive. Why? Why are they doing that? That type of crap belongs in a horrible soft drink commercial. On that subject, the 7UP man had such a fruitful career ahead of him, but he had to go an ruin it by accepting this role. And Gene Hackman in a Knute Rockne look-a-like role? During the making of this movie, he probably had to go home and vomit everyday before he cried himself to sleep. Keanu Reeves, what in astro-turf/this movie is going on with you? You were so slick in The Matrix, but now you are back to your old robot self.
Ofcourse, there is a worthy scene with the cheerleaders, and Pat Summeral is in this film, and he's not drunk! Rent it just for those two directorial accomplishments.