I couldn't stop laughing!

Rating: 2/10 (9 June 2007)

I confess that silly me allowed myself to get caught up in the orgy of grief after Diana got all smashed up because she didn't buckle up (let that be a lesson to you, kids) until I watched George Clooney hold a press conference to self-righteously slam the media for their "role" in her death, then the celebrities at the funeral waving to the crowd as though they were at a premiere! Who the hell invited Richard Branson, Tom Cruise, Steven Spielberg and Elton John, I wondered? Then it occurred to me this was what "Shy Di" was all about: a frivolous, utterly shallow creature whose concern for the less-fortunate lasted as long as it took the cameras to get her good side!
"The Queen" is a total goof: Blair babbling like a schoolboy; the Mrs. shooting blood out of her eyes at the mere mention of the Royals; Campbell getting a boner every time Blair's popularity spikes; Charles's reaction and his crocodile tears at Diana's casket; the Queen Mum and Philip popping off like a pair of drunken sailors; the stag in slow-motion (a sick metaphor for you-know-who). It all ends with the PM patronizingly praising his Monarch on a job well-done, only to be warned that he, too, will suffer the peoples' wrath if he doesn't watch it (a jab at Blair's support of Bush)! Who cares if any of this actually went down? I couldn't stop laughing!