Oh god this was garbage

Rating: 1/10 (20 July 2013)

I can't believe I was convinced by my friends to waste both time and money to watch this piece of sh*t on its debut night. Before I even walked in to the theater I already knew that the movie was going to be garbage. I've seen way too many film trailers to know that this was gonna suck big balls, but its not just big balls that this movie sucks, it's gigantic kaiju balls that this movie sucks.
This review is probably not useful to anyone now, especially since it's already been deemed one of the worst films of the year. It's a cheesy, low-budget piece of sh*t. There is literally NO redeeming quality about it. I can't think of a single reason to waste even a torrent download on this. No, do yourself a favor and never watch this film, it will only make you depressed because of how shitty it is.
The only thing that made my viewing of this film a little bearable was all of my friends' equal distaste for the film and also the black people in my theatre that were cracking some pretty hilarious jokes and disses about the movie very very loudly.