Don't Recommend

Rating: 5/10 (6 October 2017)

'THE PURGE' - 2013
Directed by James DeMonaco
Starring Ethan Hawke, Rhys Wakefield and Lena Headley
Plot Overview: In an America ravaged by crime and overcrowded prisons, the government sanctions an annual 12-hour period during which all criminal activity -- including murder -- is legal. James Sandin (Ethan Hawke) and his family face the ultimate test when an intruder drags the vicious outside world into their home. James, Mary (Lena Headey) and their two children struggle to survive the night while trying not to turn into monsters like the ones they are striving to avoid.
Is this movie good? No. It's not. I'm sorry to say that it is a very lacklustre movie with a wide array of issues. But do I like it? Yes. Yes I do. Despite its flaws, I do still enjoy this movie, and the franchise that follows. Whether that be for the interesting premise, funny villain or stellar per- wait never mind, they're all this has going for it.
The premise for this movie is, in my opinion, a genius one. Is this movie supposed to be a social commentary? Maybe, but I don't care. I absolutely adore the premise of all crime being legal for 12 continuous hours. It's a fascinating concept? What WOULD you do? It's truly interesting and is literally the only reason I return to this god forsaken film. Well that and....
Creepy Weirdo! I love this guy. Rhys Wakefield is so, so bad as the polite stranger but he is so entertaining. He thinks he is terrifying but he's just not. It's so funny to behold. I love the villain in this movie. Whenever he speaks I just want to pinch his nose. He is genuinely the only reason to see this movie. But is he enough?
No he is not. The story surrounding the premise is dumb. The remaining performances from Hawke and co. are lacklustre and disappointing at absolute best. The cinematography and editing feel like a go pro was attached to Robert Downey Jr in his 'prime'. The 'scares' feel more like a Goosebumps episode rather than a feature length horror movie. Nothing in this movie is especially good. In fact, it is quite awful. And that is why I cannot recommend this awful movie. But you know what? I love its awfulness. Should you see it? No. But I like this movie. It's so dumb and bad that it IS my guilty pleasure movie. Don't watch it. Just leave me and Freak Boy in peace... I'll rate this movie 5 'Creepy Strangers' out of 10. Don't watch this film!