Worth a resurrection

Rating: Null/10 (6 December 1998)

This is the only movie that I ever have, or ever would, raise myself from my palette of pain, site of the world's most crippling hangover and actually haul my butt down to a real movie theater to watch. Well, that and Citizen Kane.
I'm afraid a friend of mine and I caught several dirty looks and "shushing" from the audience for going into hysterical laughter BEFORE the opening credits ever rolled. We'd seen it on TV and just couldn't contain ourselves.
Many of the lines have made it into daily conversation (well, MY daily conversation)
I want ... I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!
Zero - How can you take the bread from a poor man's mouth? Landlord - I have to, I'm a landlord.
Do you know what this is? This is wine, women and song ... and women!
Zero - Here's to failure! Drunk - Thank you, it's so nice to be noticed!
We'll have to put something in there!
Hello, boys! (Zero to his safe full of money)
I'm going to buy myself a toy! I've worked very, very hard and I deserve a toy!
You will see very little of me in the coming days - I'm about to launch myself into little old lady land.
Wilder - Let's assume, for a moment, that you're a dishonest man.
Zero - Assume away!
Ah, well, I have to stop now. Soon I'll be on to Kenneth Mars, and there'll be no end.
The fuhrer was a good man, a kind, man, and the fuhrer could dance the PANTS off Churchill! He was a better PAINTER than Churchill! He could paint an entire apartment, one afternoon, two coats!
Stop me now ....