My six year old puts on better shows than this in the back yard.

Rating: 1/10 (17 November 2003)

What a load of claptrap. Not only did the movie not make a lot of sense but the acting left a lot to be desired. Scores highly on the sphincter clencher scale. I was also surprised that Peter Falk would lend his talent to a production of this caliber. Maybe he was in need of money, who knows. Anyway, a waste of my money (I was foolish enough to buy the DVD) and of my time.