True Love

Rating: 6/10 (17 September 2019)

Men and boys listen up. If you want immortality, super strength, and super-intelligence, then you need true love. I know I know, true love is not easily found but that's what you need. Westley (Cary Elwes) found true love and became a superhero.
He was nothing more than a mere farm boy at the beck and call of the princess. All of that changed when they fell in love. Because of true love he out-dueled the best swordsman. Because of true love he slayed a giant. Because of true love he matched wits with the most brilliant man in the land. And because of true love he returned from the dead.
Not even true religion can do that for you. True hatred? Never. True vengeance can get you close, but none of these things can do for you what true love can.
Apparently true love has a lot of admirers because this movie was highly rated. I found it mildly humorous but nothing spectacular. Maybe I need to wear my true love glasses to really appreciate it.