Let me see if I understand it

Rating: 9/10 (18 October 2014)

Batman, Wolverine, and Alfred do magic. Wolverine's wife dies and he blames Batman. So Batman goes off and starts doing his own thing and it becomes a big rivalry between Batman and Wolverine, probably because Alfred decided to hang out with Wolverine. So Batman and Wolverine keep one-upping each other and Wolverine shoots off two of Batman's fingers. Then Wolverine hires The Black Widow to do some spy stuff but she double crosses Wolverine and falls for Batman but Batman is already married to former Iron Man booty call Maya Hansen. Batman's wife finds out and kills herself. Meanwhile, Wolverine got really messed up because Batman sabotaged one of Wolverine's tricks and now Wolverine limps around. Black Widow brought Wolverine Batman's diary but it was a trick but Wolverine didn't know and then Batman tells him a secret and so Wolverine goes to America to find Ziggy Stardust. Ziggy Stardust and his assistant Gollum build Wolverine this crazy device that makes clones or something and Wolverine uses it to become the super awesome magician and then Batman tries to sabotage him and gets framed for killing Wolverine and goes to Death Row. But it was just Wolverine's clone and now Wolverine has Batman's kid but Alfred gets mad and helps Batman... except that there are two Batmans and one of them gets hanged and the other shoots Wolverine and then goes and gets the kid, that I think is his but it might be his niece... I don't know... Christopher Nolan needs to stop taking drugs.
The End.