This movie really sucks. I hate it so much it makes me want to vomit.

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2016)

This moovie makes me so mad I cannot believe it. The whole plot is unrealistic. First, the little boy looks like an egg with that stereotypical egg haircut and he thinks he is adult enough that he can get on the train all by himself without a ticket. The girl's pigtails are so stiff i could snap them like a branch. The homeless man on top of the train defies all laws of physics but not the first newtons law. The train man who tap dances was unnecessary and disturbing. The fact that he got a hole in his pocket was SO rude. I couldn't believe it. Everyone in this movie is stupid and the train was destined to become a movie actor but it ended up sliding all over the ice. I'm so sad for the train. This movie was made in 2004 and train tracks were invented in 1830. The designers of this movie are uncultured and it was appalling that the train had no tracks to ride on. The runners of the train should have overseen the impending inclement weather. NEVER RIDE A TRAIN IN THE SNOW. IT WILL CRASH. This movie gave me the creeps and i have had nightmares for the past 12 years. This movie is the equivalent to a sweaty cow that smells like manure. If you ever are wondering "hmm should I watch the Polar Express?", you should not. It will ruin your whole life if you do. Je deteste l'express Polaire.