extremely long coca cola commercial

Rating: 2/10 (22 December 2004)

You know that disgusting, gutwrenchingly sentimental xmas commercial by Coca Cola, the one with Santa and that big truck with all those lights. Loop that commercial for two hours and you got yourself "The Polar Express".
It's got no story, it isn't funny. Even the elves don't do anything remotely entertaining. Oh yeah, and the rendering isn't that great either. I got one word for whoever made this disgusting moralistic piece of crap: PIXAR. Even the mystical, surreal, kind of sinister part of the film really doesn't work. It seems so contrived. (If you hear an awkward sound right now, that's probably Roald Dahl turning in his grave)
Avoid at all cost: 2/10