What an egotistical load of crap

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2005)

What a disappointment. Couldn't they afford actual actors? This was endlessly noisy, pretentious, boring. The characters are not appealing. This must be Robert Zemeckis's ego trip. Or his Jewish revenge on Christians. This is not a Christmas classic, this is not heart-warming, this is really crummy. No amount of huge orchestration can make up for a good script. It only proves that good actors (Tom Hanks) are not good without a good script. No wonder it made no money. No wonder I got it for free. No one else would buy it or wanted it. Yachhh. I can hardly come up with my ten lines of script to comment on this, because there is nothing to this movie but noise, noise, noise.