I WANT MY LIFE BACK!

Rating: Null/10 (15 April 2002)

I can think of 999 things I rather do than watch this drivel again. Sticking a red-hot needle through my eye and drinking battery acid are definitely on the list.
We get it, OK. Men bad; women good. Ugh. How did this thing ever win an award for anything? Nine years later, and I'm still waiting to get those two hours of my life back. That would only be fair.