Better stick to guitar...

Rating: 1/10 (19 April 2000)

The Piano, is just about the most boring and pretentious movies ever made. Holly Hunter was nominated (damn, I think she actually won!) in playing the role of a mute. Wow! Some acting huh? Another lame portion of this movie is seeing Harvey Keitel in the role that he was in. I mean give me a break. Harvey Keitel? What completed the movie experience for me was going to see it at the Fine Arts Cinema in Scarsdale, New York. This is a movie theatre that sells cappuccino! Where is the damn popcorn?! Where is the damn acting?! Why doesn't Holly Hunter have any words to say?! A lousy movie that has no chance of being de-loused.