out of tune -- spoiler warnings

Rating: Null/10 (4 September 1999)

I sat in the theater and remember nothing after that. Well, sort of. A pretty beach, a piano, Holly Hunter wagging her fingers, Harvey Keitel's naked butt (a truly shocking experience), trees, rain, more trees, Sam Neill chops Holly Hunter's finger off, trees, strange sexual harrasment later admired by feminists, piano falls in sea, Keitel well-dressed, Hunter on rope underwater. Credits. I swear stuff was happening but for the life of me, it got lost somewhere.