Simply horrid.

Rating: 1/10 (16 November 2002)

First of all, if you're male and you find this movie to be distasteful, please don't think it's because you don't understand the female psyche. What you're experiencing is a perfectly normal reaction to one of the worst films ever made.
The plot is totally unbelievable. The characters are shallow and underdeveloped. The movie is laden with trite, overbearing symbolism. "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" has more artistic merit than this piece of celluloid trash.
Finally, Holly Hunter's piano playing is completely devoid of any emotion or talent. It is perhaps the only thing that could have made this horrid movie even worse. No Horowitz, she.