My movie "review"

Rating: 3/10 (30 December 2007)

I'm just going to say it this isn't going to be about weather or not I liked the the movie it's going to be more about my reaction to what was going on when I was watching it. We were watching the film in class(history) because we were studying the revolutionary war, and I guess the only way any of us can learn any more is through television and not a book. OK so, I'm watching the flick stuff is happening children are dying(which I'm happy about because I hate children)and then Tavington(Isaacs) rides up and I'm like "Oh, what'dya know Luscious is in this he looks good without the blond hair(trust me this is important for later)." and I continue watching. So the movies going more stuff is happening and Mel Gibson admits his love for his dead wives sister. And that gave me this question if they were to get married what will Gibsons children call her because they've been calling her aunt all their lives and what will she call them because the're still her nieces and nephews and then she'll become mom (I'm going to stop that now because this becoming more confusing that that scene in Karas:the revelation). I don't know if that scene came before or after this scene but it's the scene where Isaacs kills Ledger, Back to the "story". I'm sitting there doodling I'm not even paying attention to the movie, I decide to look up and when I look up and when I look up Tavington(Isaacs) is shaving his shirt is open his hair is down and dear God he's HOT, so he's running around and ledger "shoots" him Tavington falls over and his butt is in the air and he has a cute butt too. And then the movie goes on and then I don't remember a single thing that happens except that I now love Jason Isaacs(more than a 16 should love a man who's as old as her father) and my friend who also watched the movie loves him now too so her and myself have created a day Jason Isaacs day where we watch Jason Isaacs flicks and you tube videos. And that children is the crappy story on the birth of Jason Isaacs Day. And I'm giving this movie a three only because of Jason Isaacs.