Those darned Nazis!...er, I mean, Brits!

Rating: 5/10 (17 July 2000)

The Patriot is an okay movie if you haven't seen Braveheart. Also, if you pretend the Americans are fighting the SS instead of the British Army the movie will make more sense. While we're at it, we might want to ignore the fact that the major battles of the war (save the final one) were fought in the northern colonies. Ah, hell, just watch it for the blood and violence. Apart from that there really isn't much to see...