Worse than even Godzilla

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2001)

After Roland Emmerich made Godzilla, I said "At least he will never make a worse film!" I was wrong. I loved StarGate and ID4 was really fun, if never believable, but The Patriot is insulting.
Three things I learned from watching this film: 1: Slavery was a begin practice. 2: Heath Ledger cannot act. 3: Snidely Whiplash was once a captain in the British army named Colonel William Tavington.

POSSIBLE SPOILER AHEAD!!!
Finally I need to comment a scene in the film. Again, fair warning, MAJOR plot details ahead. I will be vague, but still be careful..

After Snidely Whiplash(Colonel William Tavington) commits an atrosity Hitler would be proud of, he takes a bath(A homoerotic moment to be sure) with a few male friends and somehow bad actor boy knows just where he is and can RUN THERE in 3 minutes. This may be the worse screen writing cheat in movie history. We need to get bad actor boy and Snidely together, but the plot does not permit it.. What to do?? I know!! Just have snidely send his ARMY!!! away and have him bathe close enough to bad actor boy that he psychically finds him. This moment is as bad as any bad logic moment in Battlefield Earth!
Anyway, if you STILL need to see this, the worst film of the year, then you do so at your own risk!! :>