One of the 10 worst films ever made! Score 0 (they won't let you use negative integers)

Rating: 1/10 (1 July 2000)

I can't believe any of you enjoyed this film. I laughed through every trite line of dialogue and contrived scene. However, YOU may enjoy this film if you have a below average IQ and absolutely no education in American History. Maybe you would like this film if you were kept in a basement your entire life and only let out recently and the first thing you did was go see this film. Even then I think I would know better.
If you did like this movie DO NOT reproduce. Oh, and if you do decide to have children, please, please, please DO NOT home school.
One of dozens of horrible lines of dialogue:
Mel: Can I sit next to you?
Charlotte: Hey, it's a free country...or at least it will be.
Seriously, I was embarrassed to be American during the entire thing. If this is what you people think patriotism is all about, then I feel sorry for you.