Oh boy...

Rating: 2/10 (22 January 2009)

Whoa.... something I NEVER want to see again in my life... I just wasted, like, 90 minutes of a Thursday night watching a load of crap... Though I found it quite amusing how EVERYTHING somehow added up to 24... oops... i mean twenty-f*cking-three... seriously, did they repeat that line enough? I was rather disappointed to discover the sex scenes... they seemed fairly pointless most of the time, only serving to make it a 'grown ups movie', I suppose... I was curious about this film because I've never seen Jim Carrey in anything apart from comedy, and I have to say that I was half-impressed, half-disappointed... Plus I've seen way too many parodies of this movie to talk it half seriously... A lot of things were left unanswered... Like, who was the guy who came to pick up the boxes? And why was his PO Box address in the back of the book... bah.. Also the mumbling whilst adding up to 23 made it impossible for anyone to keep up with what was being said. But if you're looking for something, of course you're going to find it everywhere... if the movie was called 29, they'd come up with a whole heap of historical references for 29, AND make everything add up to it... And I agree with the question: Why, if your last name was Sparrow, call you son Robin? GIVE THE POOR KID A CHANCE! - The girl who just realised it was 2:43pm, and... holy heck, there's a two and a three... look out, it's taking over the flipping universe