Joel Schumacher's Worst Movie!

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2019)

I am of the unpopular opinion that Joel Schumacher is actually a very talented filmmaker. I can defend "Batman Forever" all day, and "Phone Booth" as well as "Falling Down" are two of my favorite films. But--but--I can't defend this one. It's so bad. It's a good idea, a mysterious book, but it's executed in the worse way. Honestly, it's worse than "Batman and Robin", and I mean it.
The movie is really stupid, really boring, nonsensical and just a travesty. The twist is infamously ridiculous. Oh, it was Jim Carrey the whole time, he just forgot. What a load of stupidity.
This review is gonna be short, I usually write longer, but I'm done. I can't think about this movie without dying inside. So, it sucks. The end!