A subtle thriller spoof

Rating: Null/10 (25 August 2011)

I want to draw a mustache or something on the poster, but there's no more room left (yuk yuk yuk). I also learned I can't spell "mustache." It's an elephant word, give me a break!
Jim Carrey had a great performance in The Truman Show. He was entertaining even up until Fun With Dick and Jane.
Alrighty, now that I'm done saying nice things about Carrey, let me tell you what I thought about this movie. It was a good to okay movie if it had been cast with talented actors. Virginia Madsen will always be a TV actress in my mind, Logan Lerman's mom needs to fire his agent, and Jim Carrey...well.. maybe retirement is a good idea. The acting was laughably bad. I laughed about 20 minutes in by myself, but everybody joined in by the one hour mark. In the end it was just sooo over the top bad that it almost seemed to be spoofing itself. Although a week has blotted most of this horror from my mind, I can still hear him saying "I don't deserve your love, Ag. I don't deserve anyone's love", and the "LAUGH" sign came on over the screen and the crowd went wild.
THE KID'S NAME WAS ROBIN SPARROW. Holy bad naming conventions, Batman! Sheesh that's just horrible! When you're entering your 5th hour (film number 2 or 4 for the day) of sitting in the movie theater, it gets to where you don't really find things like this to be all that cute and get annoyed.
Also, Owen Glieberman does huge amounts of drugs before he screens movies, and gave this a B+, and was the one of the only critics on RT to rate this movie "fresh".
You may think this post was pretty random, but if you count the number of words in this post, and divide them into the number above it equals 22068821 rounded down. And when you do the math 2+2+0+0+6+8+8-2-1 you get 23 and I didn't even plan that. It just goes to show that that whole movie was stretching for the 23 thing.