Things I Learned from The Notebook

Rating: 6/10 (1 February 2018)

1. True love is when you off yourselves simultaneously.
2. Richie Rich jilted lovers can only think of 3 options - 1. Murder, 2. Assault, 3. Termination.
3. If you build it, she will come.
4. Always deflower in a condemned, hazardous mold-infested abandoned mansion. It enhances the mood.
5. Be sure to tattle the location of your impending deeds to a random friend just in case you have to practice coitus interruptus at 2 AM.
6. Rich gals have their schedules so packed tight that they only have a little discretionary time late at night to catch up on their reading. They also possess a time traveling device so that they can squeeze in hours of extra time to go frolicking all day with a newly acquired boytoy.