Sap from the sweetest tree of stupidity.

Rating: 1/10 (13 September 2005)

A film so sweet, I went into a diabetic coma from watching it. True, I didn't have any high expectations but I rented it nonetheless, simply to see how bad it really was. Seeing a girl whine and bitch about how she isn't allowed to do anything because of her parents is annoying and pathetic enough but when it involves a boarding school that's preparing one for an Ivy League college, this just reaches new levels of ignorance. The theme of finding a true love after spending years shitting your pants and forgetting the names of all those you ever loved except for one stands out as a selfish and sappy moment not to mention the repulsive character Noah dangling himself from a Ferris Wheel to get the girl to go out with him shows desperation beyond anything even I would try.