Absolutely unforgivable emotional twaddle

Rating: 1/10 (21 February 2005)

This movie fails on every level. I can't recall ever seeing such trivial drivel pathetically attempting to masquerade as a meaningful story. The plot? There wasn't one. The characters? Stupid and shallow. Good points? That it finally ended. Why I watched it to the end? The hope that beats eternal. Don't waste your money, not even as a weekly video for two bucks. If it comes on free-to-air, bypass it. The last movie I recall that was as bad as this was Kramer versus Kramer. This was an attempt to take a teenybopper B grade comic-book love story and turn it into a meaningful movie. For whom? Pre-pubescent fairytalers probably, and I imagine it even failed for them.