I don't get it

Rating: 1/10 (26 November 2016)

There is nothing to this move. Other than some pretty good - adult - comedy spots ... it truly sucks. My biggest issue/problem is how dare they incorporate a 12 year old girl into a debauchery/porn riddled movie! Are the writers pedophiles? Is going to be some 'new trend'? What kind of parents would let their 12 year old daughter be in a part/movie like this??? This just wrong.
The T&A was good ... about time there was something bedsides 'beef cake' in movies! But lose the girl! Then there is the, rather porky, Russell Crowe. This in itself was a crack up. Crowe did good as a mindless thug in LA Confidential, but not in this movie. Other than comic relief ... his character was pointless. Actually the whole movie was pointless.
Gosling? What a douche. I didn't get his part at all ... a drunken, stone retard? Then there was the bimbo ... of all the 'fully developed' women in this movie ... why pick a scrawny girl for a lead role? How can I forget the plot. Easy there isn't one. A porn movie with a social message? I thought better of Russel Crowe ... not so much now.
This movie (for lack of a better term) is a waste of time to watch, and was a waste of time and monies to make!