Do Not Waste Your Time

Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2009)

Please do not waste your time watching this movie. The film was painfully bad at best.
The only useful reason I can think of for watching this movie was that it set the bar for the worst movie I've ever seen. Seriously, nothing even comes close.
This is an artsy movie with no direction or plot filled with bad acting and misplaced eerie music. I can't believe I wasted money to watch this in the theater. Please do not make the same mistake as me.
One scene of the movie consists entirely of watching a chair in an open field while wind is blowing. Has nothing to do with the "plot" but since this is an artsy movie scenes like this are randomly thrown in and fill the movie.
Do yourself a favor, take one of your chairs, put it in your yard and stare at it. That will give you about the same excitement as watching this movie.