If this movie were any slower, it would just be a photograph.

Rating: 1/10 (19 February 2006)

To sum up this movie:
30% of it, is badly scripted voice-over monologues. 15% random shots of nature. over and over again. 10% close-ups of peoples bodies. 5% badly choreographed fight scenes. 5% unintelligible babbling. 10% of it I didn't pay much attention to because I may have been asleep, but its OK because they were still showing the same thing when I woke up.
I hope this isn't considered a spoiler, because while I haven't given away the so-called plot, I think I have just about covered the whole movie.
Its just the same stuff repeated over and over, in a random and disconnected fashion, drilling it into you like the director is insulting your intelligence. And the whole way through there is a seemingly looped sample of an orchestra tuning up.
A movie is supposed to be an experience, but my word, this one made me feel like I was in jail.