The Worst Movie I've Seeen in a Theatre

Rating: 2/10 (2 February 2006)

Caligula had been the worst movie I've paid to see, but New World is the new nadir. Simply put, if a director needs constant narration to move the story along, a movie should not be his storytelling medium. The editing was perplexing; characters often jumped from one position to another within scenes. It happens so often that it had to be a creative choice, but it reminds me of the cheap cameras in "Manos the Hands of Fate," or "The Beast of Yucca Flats," that only held 30 seconds of film at a time.
As to spoilers, I can't give any, because NOTHING HAPPENED! I did think that Q'Orianka Kilcher showed a screen presence (more than Colin Farrell) and that's why I'm giving the picture a 2 rather than 1.