Want to catch up on your sleep? See this movie!

Rating: 1/10 (23 February 2006)

I hated many things about this movie.
1. Its length. They could have fit it into a half-hour. It was 2.5 hours of John and Pocahontas prancing around being happy! 2. The voice overs. OHMYGOD!!! I HATED THE VOICEOVERS!!! THEY HAD NO POINT AND WERE REALLY ANNOYING!!! 3. The plot. Wait. There was a plot?!? 4. The commercials. They showed it as an action movie. ITS NOT!!! 5. The Romance. The stupidest romance I've ever seen. They don't kiss, they don't hold hands, they just run around smiling @ each other! All in all, a movie that is very easy to sleep through! Lets see...the acting sucked, the editing was terrible (cutting between different times, cutting from picture, to black, to picture), and I often got really confused about whether the natives hated the settlers or loved them, (considering in changed every couple of minutes). Do I need to say more?