another yawnathon starring Colin Farrell

Rating: 1/10 (13 March 2006)

As if Alexander wasn't enough, Colin Farrell embarks on yet another trip to tedium. No spoilers in this review, because nothing actually happens, unless you count shots of trees and rivers, and the un-named girl prancing around in the grass as action. This was a whole load of nothing dressed up in some decent cinematography to make it look "artistic". All the action in this film takes place in the trailer. The characters are not well enough developed to have any empathy with, and I was left writhing with boredom until I persuaded the person I was with to leave.
At least Colin Farrell had the sense to stay away from the hairdressers this time :)