This movie is 135 mins long but you'll want to leave after 15

Rating: 1/10 (26 February 2006)

This movie is the worst movie i have seen in a long time. This movie is like having diarrhea. You don't know why but you get the urge to go. You go and take your seat. After a minute you realize its gonna be bad. After five you realize your gonna be there for a long time. After ten minutes you realize that its the same thing you've seen before just feels and smells worse. And finally at the end you realize look back what just happened and the only thing that flashes through your mind is a load of turd. What i mean is that this movie is bad. You've see this story before just done better. For the entire movie you're wondering when its gonna end. I had to leave during the movie just to check how much longer i would have to sustain this torture. The acting was bad. Colin Farrel acts the same way he always does. Bad. Whats even worse is that people probably go to this movie to see him and hes only in half the movie. For the entire movie we have to watch a girl who we only hear speak 30 mins from the end. The movie was an ongoing trail of boredom. MAybe if you keep your expectations very low, i mean very low, than you might thinks its good. But even thats pushing it. The movie is 135 mins long and about 20 mins of that is actually important. The other 115 mins of the movie are scenes of Pocahontas and JOhn Smith together over and over and over and over again. In conclusion, don't watch this movie. For the first time in my life i see that the Amish have it made because they wont have the chance of watching this.