Nothing that an editor, a new script and new sound engineer couldn't fix!

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2006)

Really wanted to like this but it quite simply made no connection with the audience for most of the time. In fact after the first 30 minutes it stopped even trying to make a connection.
If I was the editor I would have cut over half the movie run time as it added nothing. Much has been made of the voice-over style used rather than actual dialogue between the characters. This is a key problem because you have to actually hear it and want to know what they are saying and truth is I couldn't hear half of due to the unusually bad sound quality.
Captain Smith had 1 expression (pretty much) all tilted eywbrows and "why am I in this movie?" kind of look. In fact most of the characters looks somewhat bemused and probably surprised they could get paid for being in such an incoherent film.
Perhaps the sound/ music department also got bored with the film and walked out? Seems to me that any technique should be used to add value to the experience, to enhance and inspire, sadly it just doesn't happen here.