You are the Three Sides of the Pyramid!

Rating: 3/10 (20 November 2004)

That one quote sums up the movie for me: couldn't be bothered! Couldn't even be bothered to count the bl**dy number of sides on a pyramid. Some other classic scenes were aboard the 'dirigible': a wooden flying boat on which they have decided to light a fire. If that wasn't stupid enough, they are presumably supposed to be using Hydrogen as a lifting gas (given the tiny size of the canopy) so why not light a fire underneath it?! It gets better though! Once they have lost the 'gas' they mysteriously manage to get the same canopy flying again using hot air. Who cares about the laws of physics? Not these guys...
An awful movie. Thanks goodness I taped it and therefore could fast-forward thought the worst bits. Only took me 1/2 an hour to watch!