Aren't you supposed to watch this for fun?

Rating: Null/10 (8 June 2001)

Okay, I'm getting bored of all the people attacking this movie because its characters are not well-developed or the plot is paper-thin or whatever. This is a movie that features huge, vicious, undead dogmen! Wrestlers! Pygmy mummies that blow up themselves! Half-naked chicks fighting each other with big pointy forks! It's called "The Mummy Returns", for Pete's sake, and revolves around, well, the mummy returning. What did you expect? What did you want? I rest my case.