Appalingly awful

Rating: 1/10 (19 May 2001)

This is quite possibly the most cynically awful piece of exploitation film making I have every seen. The alleged plot is a series of cliched vignettes stolen from other movies, there's no dialogue worth mentioning (except for some stolen lines), the acting is utterly perfunctory, and the effects are quite astonishingly shoddy. I mean, they are embarassingly bad; think Army of Darkness without the cheesy charm. The cinematography and score are barely competent, and that's the best thing I can say about it.
It's a vile little quota film, aimed squarely at the lowest of the low brow audience. They will doubtless chew their popcorn, slurp their sodas, kick the seats in front of them, and lap it up. Shame on you.