Viva Cookie Cutter!

Rating: 2/10 (4 May 2001)

Yet another cookie cutter blockbuster from greedy people who
could care less about "the great unwashed" once their ten-spot is
consumed by that great vacuum, the multiplex. I was exhausted before the commercials (no, not the trailers, the
commercials BEFORE the trailers) were over. Your average video game provides more thrills and potential for
free thought. I just hope the film gods can one day forgive us. In the meantime,
rent the original Universal MUMMY, instead.