I want my mummy!

Rating: Null/10 (18 December 2001)

I've only seen half the film so far, but I don't think I can stand any more horror. The dialogue is the most wooden I've ever heard. All the characters are cardboard and all the action arbitrary. The SFX are outstanding and lots of glorious Egypt is brought to life, but why the B-movie plot? Why the corny wise cracking? Enjoy if you can!!