Please, Mummy, do not return again.

Rating: 1/10 (24 January 2002)

I can't beleive I got tricked into seeing this. I kept telling myself it was going to be dumb but I went because The Rock was in it and The Rock says "The Rock says to see The Mummy Returns". So I went. God Almighty...
After watching this I wanted to drive to Beverly Hills, buy a map to the stars' homes, find Brendan Fraser and smash his head against a wall 50 times. This guy should be blacklisted or fired from Hollywood. I know this is a movie in which the actor is supposed to relax and allow the story to carry itself but even that was bad! The mummies looked dumb. Did you see those cute little baby mummies?! What were they trying to do? Copy The Return of the Jedi with the cute little Wookies?
The girls weren't attractive at all, not even that "bad guy" girl model. The only good thing was the bad guy egyptian leader who fit his part and was good, he should be in more movies.
I know the Scorpian King is going to be just as bad also, and I am telling myself not to go, but I know I will, boy am I a dumba$$.
0.5/10