What? I can't hear you. I've gone deaf and blind from The Mummy 2.

Rating: 3/10 (15 June 2001)

This film is competent yet annoyingly stupid and wastes every single person in this film. The femme fatale was sexy because she was sexy, not because the director/writer had any clue how to make her sexy. The mummy was the default villain only because we know the title of the movie and the premise. And frankly, half the movie is crap CGI. How can you be afraid when you know EVERYTHING IS FAKE. And loud. The director must have been at the dentist when he figured this part out. The film does not break for, say, story at any time besides the occasional "save the world or we'll all die!" cliche stuff scene everywhere. I liked the first mummy but it looks like you can't teach an old dog how to get better.