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Rating: 2/10 (5 May 2001)

This movie was god-awful. With a budget of a hundred million dollars one would think that there would be enough to hire a decent team of writers. Judging by the way the story is told in the Mummy Returns it was just made up as they went along. I realize that its an adventure movie and should be watched as such but without solid believable characters to hold it up, the unbelievable story crumbles to pieces. Indiana Jones was in some pretty ridiculous situations as well but the writing was good and we believed those situations. The Mummy Returns is another example of the unfortunate actions of Hollywood. "Who cares if its good it'll make a fortune anyway" So if your thinking of going to see this movie go outside set down your eight bucks in the middle of the road and set a fire with it. The few minutes of watching the money crackle and burn is a greater investment of your time.