Overblown *SPOILER*

Rating: Null/10 (5 October 2001)

The equivalent of an ice cream headrush, The Mummy Returns is too much everything, and frankly The Scorpion King was a joke: half special effects, half child's drawing of The Rock. And the fact they had to insert a small,annoying child in there (who just happens to be the key to everything). OK, so there are smaller,more annoying children, but his Americanisms clashed with his accent. Also, the Matrixisms were tacked on. OK, if you're a kid, you'll love it. I found it all a bit too much.