Sufferin' Sphinx!

Rating: 4/10 (20 April 2000)

Shoulda called this turkey "The Dummy". Wasn't anything but a cheap knockoff of "Raiders of the Lost Ark", with nowhere near the tension and excitement. This junk was merely ridiculous, stupid, silly, idiotic, etc. I've rarely been subjected to such cornball dialogue combined with extremely bad storytelling as I was with this tale. The excellent computer trickery could do nothing to save this putrid bilge.