A failure in every aspect

Rating: 1/10 (27 October 2000)

This film was a failure. If it was meant to be scary, it failed. If it was meant to be gory, it failed. If it was meant to be a spoof, it failed. If it was meant to be a comedy, it failed. If it was meant to be action, it failed. If it was meant to be good at all and worth watching, it also failed.
The plotline was cliche and amateurly predictable, and too little happened. It seemed as though the filmmaker was relying on the action bits and the graphics to keep the audience happy, rather than making a film with an enjoyable plot line. I had to drag myself through this film. The fact that the film apparently does not take itself seriously does not excuse the absence of a plotline or anything watchable in it.
The film is just a few actors milling around, held together by the presence of once mouldy corpse and the odd punch in the face. There isn't enough of anything to make it hold together convincingly.
To conclude, don't bother. I was annoyed I spent the time watching it instead of sleeping - not even worth watching once. This is the kind of film I can imagine will be re-watched in sixty years time and the world will wonder what on earth people were thinking when they made this film.