Thank God the theater was air conditioned!

Rating: 1/10 (5 September 1999)

This has to be the worst piece of crap I've ever seen on the screen. It couldn't decide if it wanted to be comedy or horror, and it didn't matter. When it tried to be funny, I found myself laughing not at the jokes but at the script-writing. And when it was trying to be scary, it was more about special effects and gross-out factor than anything scary.
I'm just glad that the air conditioning was working so well since it was so hot outside. That was worth the $3.50 I paid to get into the theatre. Too bad it had to be spent watching this awful waste of film.