Keep this mummy under wraps... :=8P

Rating: 3/10 (8 May 1999)

Yet another entry in Hollywood's latest line of Big Budget Dumb Eye-Candy. The moovie is all fx, no acting, not story, no dialogue, nothing else. Worst of all, the fx range from impressive (ancient Egypt) to stupid (the mummy priests). It's sort of like a Jerry Bruckheimer version of Army of Darkness, only with moore moolah, and no humor, action, interest, etc, etc. "Oh but I just want to be entertained", says the brainless masses lining up to see this turkey - well I've got news from you, chummer, this moovie is long and tedious and boring, and has almost no entertainment value whatsoever. Still, it was better than Armageddon, so do what you want with yer hard-earned weregeld. MooCow says this mummy is moronic. :=8P