Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Rating: Null/10 (17 August 1999)

Let's keep this brief. Acting:appalling. Plot:cliched. Humour:non-existent. Special effects:terrible. This is without a doubt the worst film in the world. How anyone could possibly enjoy this utterly talentless, uninspired, film-making-by-numbers pile of commercial money-grabbing junk is beyond me. And don't even think about mentioning the words 'tongue-in-cheek'. Okay, maybe it knows it's bad; that doesn't make it any better. A six-year-old could have written this. Even a creatively-stunted six-year-old. It's so so bad. There is not a single original or interesting idea, joke, shot, character in the entire two hours. Alright, that's it. My spleen is vented.