Crappy movie

Rating: 1/10 (10 September 1999)

This must have been the worst film I've ever had the displeasure to see. Lousy acting (e.g. the scene were Evelyn was drunk should be shown to every acting student as an example of how it should *not* be done) and a lousy plot (that mummy sure makes some stupid mistakes in the heat of the fight). The director messed up the mix of humour and adventure. It must be that the humour was aimed at 12-year old boys, 'cause I was sometimes ashamed to watch their wooden efforts. And I could go on like this for more than 20 lines. The only positive thing about the movie was the beautiful and scantily clad Patricia Velasquez as the pharaoh's mistress (Hey, I'm a red-blooded male; I have my weak points too).
I gave it a 1/10 (and that would have been a 0 if the voting system here allowed it)