Garbage, trash, refuse, crap, feces, manure......

Rating: 1/10 (16 April 2002)

I'm sorry, but I ran out of words to properly describe this movie.
Seems humanity likes something about as smart as a wood pole infested with termites. Granted, most people like such mindless expenditures to pass the time, but I'd rather be doing a term paper about quantum physics than sit through this drudgery of a film.
Where can I begin. The dialogue was horrible, the special effects were Ed Wood-esque at best, and the story just outright stunk.
How this movie turned a profit is more amazing than how the statues on Easter Island were built. A sad blip on in history which will be horribly dated in, oooohhh, maybe two years.