This film is so bad, I had to write a cleaner review just to make sure my disgust about this film is known

Rating: 1/10 (18 April 2002)

The Mummy = two thumbs down.
This film clearly represents one of the many reasons why indie film makers are always bitter and sarcastic. How could such a film with such bad dialogue, action and special effects make so much money? Is there some kind of research group looking into this! I mean, how is this possible! Are people really that shallow!
How many more times will I use an exclamation mark in the review to illustrate a point! I could see how someone might be interested in watching this movie, simply due to the concept and idea, but wouldn't people be weary of seeing a second installment considering how poorly made this film was! Maybe there was a conspiracy by the producers who made this film. Maybe they had all of the theaters that exhibited this film turn up the thermostat, creating good reviews due to heat-induced asphyxiation! I think someone should look into this. My keyboard is already waiting the inevitable bashing of The Scorpion King and The Mummy 3.