Unconscionable tripe

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 1999)

This film sucked the fat one and I'm absolutely stunned that so many people think otherwise. It was so cringesome and unfunny and crap that I'm straining to avoid sinking into a litany of expletives just thinking about it. I'm aghast at how willing so many people are to accept ho-hum special F/X as a substitute for acting / plot / dialogue etc. I'm thoroughly ashamed that my admission money will in some way serve to perpetuate the prevalence of this kind of brain-downsizing excrement.
I really wanted the bad guy to win - to rescue his damsel and kill Fraser and his spastic mates, and then proceed to brutally torture the cast and crew and the rest of the idiot world who paid and pay for such wretched flicks.
Brendan Fraser should be much more careful about so tarnishing his potentially great career with dreadful fare time and again. As for John Hannah, I know he's a great actor but if I met him on the road I'd have to avert my eyes for shame. One can only hope the other set of loser-nobodies have nailed the lids on their coffins of their silver-screen careers with this turkey. Gobble gobble!