Complete Trash

Rating: 1/10 (2 June 1999)

This movie was not scary, nor was it funny, for Gods sake it wasn't even entertaining. I wasted two hours watching one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life.
I approach movies two different ways. One is two be entertained and enlightened, the second is to be only entertained. For this movie I chose the latter.
I was not entertained.
To try and excuse a movies poor acting, plot, and story by saying we should watch movies to be entertained and nothing more, is weak. How deaf do I have to be to miss hearing overused cliches. How stupid do I have to be to excuse ideas stolen from: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and the Ten Commandments. And how blind do I have to be to miss poor special effects. Be assured people, the special effects were no better than in Raiders of the lost Ark. However, millions of dollars weren't spent making that Nazis face melt.
Why are the Yanks in this picture Cowboys? Were Americans still taming the Wild West in 1920's. Perhaps the vast open plains of the good ol' U.S. weren't satisfying enough. Hey, if I think hard I seem to recall an old Saturday Morning Classic "Roy Rogers and the Nile."
The gags in this movie were old, the jokes tired. I laughed more at the people in the theatre who thought this junk was funny.
Is there a formula machine in Hollywood that creates garbage like this. If so I have a wonerful tale about a benevolent Flower Pot salesman who travels back in time to steal Jesse James gun in an attempt to stop the first daylight bank robbery, that I'd like to give a try in such a machine.
The only thing that stopped me from walking out were the two fat women sitting on the ends of the aisle blocking my path.
When it comes down it people will be entertained by things they enjoy. But just because I see my cat pawing at the T.V. screen doesn't mean it's a good thing. This movie is not a good thing.
This is crap, plain and simple.