Should have been called the Men Who DIDN'T Stare at Goats

Rating: 1/10 (4 May 2014)

I didn't see any goats in this movie at ALL.
I do not recommend this movie to anyone for entertainment value.
There might be some historical value here, but that's about it.
I saw the cast line up and was thrilled.
I expected more than cheap plugs at Stripes with Bill Murray.
I expected more from George Clooney than this happy go lucky ring leader looking for a lost puppy meanwhile he's a Giraffe, not a dog, and possibly not even a Giraffe at that. One thing for sure is he REALLY stuck his neck out on this one.
One thing I did find interesting in this movie is I couldn't tell Matt Damon and the Darfur guy - Anegelie's husband, Pitt, Brad Pitt, I couldn't tell Pitt and Damon apart which was kind of interesting at the least.
But short of a guessing game as to who was Damon and who was Pitt ? I couldn't follow this movie at all.
Just one scene after another after another disconnected.
The IDEA was terrific, I'm SURE it sounded GREAT when run by the actors but somewhere ? This wasn't a perfect storm, there was no Saddam's Gold, and there were no goats.
I'm currently still in therapy from this movie, I expect it will take another 90 days to undo the damage.
And I didn't even make it beyond 50%.
Watch for HISTORICAL VALUE ONLY - but get yourself a GOOD psychiatrist FIRST before watching this movie and LET THEM KNOW you will be watching it- they probably have a new designer drug out JUST for this movie by now... The Cloonazapram...
Good luck.