Just dire

Rating: Null/10 (27 February 2014)

Seldom have I seen a film without a single saving grace. Just seems like a huge ego trip for GC and his mates. They apparently had a lot of fun making it, well good for them, I sure as hell didn't have much fun watching it. Of course George looks gorgeous, with not a hair out of place throughout but he's about all that does look good. Hopeless performances, disjointed plot which flicks around throughout with little or no explanation of how certain 'rescues' are actually managed, complete lack of character development and an absolute lack of tension. All in all, a dreadful film about a bunch of people one never even begins to care about.