Indiana George?

Rating: 2/10 (19 February 2014)

Is it possible to make a movie about art without using any? I just saw this irritating film in Stockholm and I'm glad that for some technical problem at the theater we didn't have to pay for it. I really hope I will forget about this movie as soon as possible. I just want to say few words about it.. And don't worry there are not gonna be any spoilers, because there is nothing to spoil. The characters are ridiculous, and I'm sorry to say that considering the cast.. You mainly see Mr "Indiana George" driving around with his military jeep cabriolet wearing aviator Rayban with no sun and showing a big smile on his face no matter if his friend just died couple of hours earlier. You can hear him calling Madonna for the other half of the movie. Meanwhile in Paris, Damon and Cate are playing the most awkward romantic scene in the story of the French Romantic scenes... Oh and don't forget.. What happen in Paris stays in Paris.. The nonsense going on with Murray and Goodman 's character is very hard to describe.. And the German soldiers.. I probably fell asleep so I might have missed some part too.. I'm not even gonna mention what happen at the end.. I wouldn't dare to spoil.. Or.. Oh fu** it.. At the end of the movie Indiana George, with his Nespresso low tone voice, says a couple of times his catch frase "Lets get out of here", a giant American flag is unrolled to almost cover the screen... slowly the music starts they turn on the lights, people start stretching on their chairs, it takes few seconds before they realize where they really are, some get up and walk towards the emergency exits, and next thing you know is that you are safe in the cold night streets downtown heading home.