Quite possibly the worst movie in horror history? I think so.

Rating: 1/10 (30 November 2007)

Steven King's "The Mist": Hard on the eyes and hard on the mind, plaguing you with this thought for many hours after you watch it: "Did I actually pay to see that?" Although I am holding firm on my opinion that this was quite possibly the WORST movie I have ever seen, I will give it the credit it deserves.
"The Mist" is considered one of Steven King's best short stories. I have never read the story, but after seeing this "movie", I doubt I ever will. I will give leeway to the skilled acting displayed throughout the film, for a horror movie, it was brought to life and very believable for me. It was, to me, along the lines of, "I know this would never happen, but it seems to make a lot of sense, in a sick and demented way." Sure, the thought of flesh-ripping bees and acid-shitting spiders may seem like a great movie to some, but if you're faint of stomach, STAY AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE. I expected a freakish psychological thrill-ride, not a bunch of blood-craved super-demons ripping people in half and killing everybody. I expected the mist to be some sort of evil satanic gas or something. Not giant aliens as tall as the St. Louis arch.
We actually brought my sixteen-year-old sister Abbey to see this movie with us, and she will not TOUCH a movie if there is any sort of blood involved. So, as you can assume, when the first shot of the razor tentacles ripping open the boy's leg came onto the screen, Abbey was slightly... "Unnerved".
The rest of the movie got progressively worse, with more and more blood and flesh-ripping playing out. Now, I have no problem with some good gore-horror. Hostel is my favorite movie. But give me a break, if you're going to make a gory movie, don't give it a cool, bloodless preview. At least HINT to the future audience what they are in for.
The only enjoyable character is the crazy Christian bitch, because she holds the most enjoyable scene- watching her get shot en la cabesa.
And can you say WORST ending of all time? This movie has a terrible ending! I was sitting in my seat, laughing my head off for the whole ending credits, just saying out loud, "I can not BELIEVE I actually paid money to see this! I could have seen 'Enchanted' and had a better time!" So here's the down-low. If you're like me, and you enjoy a good horror with a good ending, (Not necessarily a HAPPY ending, but a good one), do not see this movie. If you are faint-of-stomach, stay away. But if you're different, and you enjoy any crappy movie with some cheap gore and suicide, feel free to waste your money.