A movie by morons, about morons, for morons.

Rating: 1/10 (10 April 2008)

Absurd. Painful to watch. If you have any self respect do not watch this film. I can't be any more clear about this: worthless, waste of time. At first you think maybe it's intended to be a parody of the genre, because it is so terribly written and acted, but then it all gets even worse and you're half-way through the worst film you've ever seen. If you need specifics, well then you've missed the point of this review. IT IS A WARNING, DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM! Rather than listing the films flaws, it would be easier to list its merits. It has none. At all. Perhaps if you have less than a college education, you MIGHT be able to stomach it...but I find that unlikely. This is not scary, it is not dramatic, and it is not easy on the eyes in terms of sfx. What it is, is cliché, poorly acted, and out-right silly most of the time. If after all of this, you think that this might be your kind of film, by all means go ahead, you are clearly a moron.