The Worst in my Life

Rating: 1/10 (22 February 2018)

Likely the most cliched, badly written, cheesy, and pointless film I've ever watched in my entire life, although I'm sure 80% of that is thanks to the awfulness of Steven King. It's as if a slightly creative but heterosexual, highly American, condescending, and idiotic 9-year-old boy wrote a story in his creative writing class after being given tips by Mrs. Smith on how a story can express 'subtle' meanings. I wanted every single pointless, idiotic, trope-filled character to die. Doi, peepolz resrt 2 prety crazee things in stresful situiatihins! clas conflikt! reigion!1 deniiael!!1
A genuinely horrid film. There aren't many works of 'art' that I would be okay erasing from existence, but like the main character's paintings, this should be burned and forgotten along with every copy of the book.