Dreadful

Rating: 1/10 (26 July 2015)

I couldn't decide if this was a monster movie or a polemic against born again Christians.
One of the worst, monotonous, sophomoric pieces of crap I've seen in ages.
The story was written for 10-year old.
it seemed like BY a ten year old.
The never ending staring for affect was awful.
As were the miserable interplays and whispery dialogue.
It was too much to take.
I tried several times to disembowel myself with the remote.
I couldn't because I was throwing up too much.
It kept slipping out of my hand.