Oh no, a giant bug!

Rating: 1/10 (28 March 2008)

I have a new nominee for the Worst Movie Ever award... "The Mist". The last time I saw a movie NEARLY this bad Uwe Boll directed it. I found myself searching the back of the case for his name in the credits. It should have been entitled "Crazy Christians vs Big Flippin Bugs: Which one scares us more?" The Crazy Christian lady won- being scary enough to drive even "The Punisher" out of his shelter. The only thing remotely good about this movie is the social commentary. Very accurate, and I lived the "people are fundamentally insane" line. It was passable if a bit contrived up till the ending. The ending though, made me feel like I paid twenty dollars for a "GREAT New Ride" waited in line for TWO HOURS, got to the end, only to have someone shoot me in the butt with a BB gun and say "Hope you enjoyed the ride" and hand me a commemorative photo. Ugh. How can I retrieve the last two hours of my LIFE? Ugh.. again I say UGH...