You're kidding, right?

Rating: Null/10 (28 September 2011)

I've only created this account to review this movie. I just flushed 30 minutes of my life down the toilet watching the dumbest movie I've ever seen! I had to turn it off because I actually felt my brain cells imploding. I'm dumber for having watched that 30 minutes. Could it really be that bad. There is no way a rating of 7.6 translates to a bad film. I had yet to care about any of the characters. Maybe I should give it another chance...I'll be back. OMG! I just waisted anther 20 mins of my life! Thees ain't typos, I just dumber then b4. The musters weir wurst CGI ever seen. I actually hate characters. Soldiers are wimps, churchly lady is way over top. Blond lady was kute. Maybe I'll watch a little moor just to see her again...c u la-tr. I ferget wat i Wu's do-in on this compute but i wus Jes watch-in a bad-ass movie! It was Kohl how this guy was lit on fire and a crays lady preach-in about God like an idiot was kilt by a bull-it to the gourd! Lemme see Wat the ending is like...git ER done! Holy Sh*&(!!! Dat ending Wu's AWESOME! and so deep...Jes like a rely deep puddle. Everyone Wu's rite on, this mu-vie rocks! Now, where'd i put that Dreamcatcher DVD?