Mr King would bury himself just so he could roll over in his grave.

Rating: 2/10 (18 September 2014)

One of the worst movies I have ever sat through. The only reason I didn't walk out on it was the hope of a redeeming event or unexpected ending. Despite the collection of seasoned actors contained in the cast the performances were generally wooden and uninspired, you can almost see them rehearsing their lines in the seconds before delivery. The pathetic attempts at suspense and the obvious twiddling of thumbs while they wait for the CGI creatures to scuttle to their Mark or get in position to sting or bite made my eyes ache from constantly rolling them in exasperation. The Great Mr King's stories rarely hit the mark in transition to motion pictures and this slop is a prime example. I want my 2 hours of life back please...