Another dunger from Steve King

Rating: 2/10 (2 April 2014)

Laughably poor! It's based on a Steve King novella, so I wasn't expecting much, but even by this low standard it was full of epic fail.
The plot (painfully predictable from scene to scene; you could spot the twists from miles away), the acting (more wooden than a Christmas sale at Bob's Wooden Wood Barn for Lovers of Wood during 'Wood Week'); the dialogue ('It appears we may have a problem of some magnitude'; 'Don't go out there! There's something in the mist!')... oh dear, it was all so horribly awful.
Even a B movie would blush to be this bad.
And I swear: if Toby Jones hadn't shot Marcia Gay Harden when he did (which was STILL at least an hour overdue) I was going to fly over to the States and do it myself!
I rate 'The Mist' at 6.66 on the Haglee Scale, which works out as an appropriately humiliating 2/10 on IMDb.