Please don't waste your time, just believe me!

Rating: 1/10 (14 June 2008)

I saw this movie at a friend's house because he had called his brother from Blockbuster and asked him to IMDb it and see what the rating was...after hearing it was above a 7.0 he decided to rent it because that is damn good on this site. Man, we didn't know what we were in for.
It is hard to not spoil this movie, but it almost feels worth it so that anyone who reads this before seeing it will think they don't have to see it anymore and save themselves the $5 rental, and the two hours of their life...
Of course, with this rating it seems many of you have and will enjoy it, maybe even love it, and for those people I feel terribly sorry. This is a movie made for dumb people who like to feel smart and deep. It is a very sad attempt at social commentary and making the statement that fear does not necessarily bring us together, but push us apart when in reality, no one would act as they do in this film.
I guess what is lacking in this review is any sort of summary. There is this mist, and as you might think, a mist in a horror movie sounds like it could be somewhat subtle, but no. No subtlety here. Tentacled monsters and pterodactyl-like aliens soon appear. The only redeeming quality to this movie is the gore. There are a few pretty gross things, but even these gross things don't make it scary. So if you are going to the movie store to get a horror movie to be scared, you know, really actually scared, DON'T GET THIS, IT ISN'T SCARY AT ALL! Just gross at a few times, but mostly dull and obnoxious. You have to listen to a Christian fanatic go on and on and on and on while you think "is this bitch really a main character? She is just so annoying someone please throw her into the damn mist!"
So really, I don't know, stick your hand in a blender if you want to be horrified, don't rent this movie. Or actually, better yet just rent it with a group of friends and just make fun of it the whole time because that is the only way you SHOULD enjoy it.