Why? Why? Why did you do this to me? To us?

Rating: 5/10 (20 August 2017)

While this is, in theory, a good movie, for some reason it did absolutely nothing but tick me off. The most likable characters die, and while I know this is a 2007 movie, it is still incredibly dissatisfying. The one attempt at furthering the plot is used as a way to kill one of the characters, and while ordinarily this might have been a good way to support parts of the story with other parts of the story (forgive me for my lack of eloquence), it just annoyed the absolute cheese whiz out of me. The acting was honestly pretty decent, the monsters were fine, the gore was just right. This movie should have been good. It should have been. But it just left something lacking. It feels like a movie a middle-school-er would feel "deep" for liking. ALSO GOD, WITH THE MUSIC AT THE END. You might as well have just made it the credit scene. That track went on for what felt like hours. It's unreasonable. Final verdict: Steven King Is The Garbage Man.