My oh My

Rating: 4/10 (7 January 2009)

I bought this film without knowing to much about it, without having read the book or having seen more than one very short trailer. I thought it would be some more the less thrilling horror movie where you can't see the monsters (the kind of horror movie i prefer to most others) and which is horror for this exact reason.
Well this wasn't horror. I might have tried - I wouldn't have noticed. It certainly tried to be a bit gory but failed by far. Probably it even had some message as all "good" American major releases have on but i just couldn't figure out if i was to be a believer or not.
The cgi was nice but surely not stunning, the blood and wounds and stuff was so horribly overdone it looked like it wanted to be saw and just couldn't get a grip on it - I laughed most of the time. The monsters reminded me of Jurassic park III (yes it's the worst part and that's why i named it) and the shock moments were... Well the were none.
It was mildly entertaining by a charming trash and camping factor and that's it.
But THEN. Well THEN! Then came my big love: THE END This movies end (though not beloved by many as far as i see) is just so bad it's great.
I mean it's meant to be sad, and horrible and just evil.
But if there's anyone here who loves movies who are bad but bullying their own characters on such a high niveau it's just wonderful he will understand me.
You just sit there and think "haha you annoying character are so sad and finished i just love it"
;) Have fun folks