Writer Thinks That Movie With a Good Plot Twist Means Literally Any Plot Twist

Rating: 1/10 (11 January 2016)

If you're a masochist looking for a way to eat 2 hours of your life this may just be the movie for you.
This movie is possibly the worst movie I have seen in my entire life. And I've seen a lot of sh*tty movies. In fact, I thrive on sh*tty movies. The plot can be utter sh*t but sometimes a basic movie is great entertainment to leave on while you're doing something else, or just to distract you for a bit. I tell you this, so you understand that some movies that aren't amazing, I absolutely adore anyways--for different reasons. I tell you this so you understand that this movie doesn't just have a terrible plot. I tell you this so you understand that this movie is actually just bloody terrible from start to finish.
Apparently whoever wrote this piece of sh** (Steven King? Frank Darabont?) thinks that anything surprising amounts to one of those cool jaw-dropping-plot-twist style movies. The plot twist in this movie is so obvious and anti climactic that only the biggest moron on the planet would have considered actually using it as an ending. Just because it's surprising does not make your movie one of those edgy plot twisty movies.
0/10 stars