Worst Crap Ever

Rating: 1/10 (30 November 2007)

Let me take a breath...I really don't know where to start. I visualize in my brain the countless drones that pile out of the movie theaters and think that this movie was worth the ten bucks they paid. It was like fingernails on a chalkboard the way Stephen or whoever misrepresented the Christian religion, it was like I was stuck in a straight jacket with the oxygen supply slowly being cut off. And to think that ignorant people will walk away from the movie and actually believe that is an accurate representation. It should have been called, "Stephen King's Warped View of Reality." And after being subjected to over an hour of ridiculous proselytizing, I am shown what I take to be some sort of shock value ending as if that will erase the whole first hour and fifteen minutes. Was that supposed to be suspenseful? The only suspense I received was wondering what kind of crazy bullsh*t the "christian" was going to do next. And, Oh, how every one cheered when the "christian" got killed. If I wanted to learn about how ridiculous "christians" are, I would have picked up a book by Richard Dawkins. At least he employs something Stephen should look up: Logic.