A crashing bore and certainly not at all funny. Trite try at humor.

Rating: 1/10 (20 November 2009)

I gave it a rating of one for "awful." I had to try very hard to focus as it was so boring. The most interesting part of my afternoon at the movies was at the end of this film, one "Goats" patron was heard demanding his money back from theatre management. The patron felt that the film was a total rip-off and stated, "That was a total rip-off. I want my money back!" The film's attempt at humor was sophomoric and in the realm of the absurd, but it was too stupid to make it there. What was the underlying meaning? None. Was it an anti-military film? If it was, then it was a disaster. Not meaningful, not fun, not even silly. Jeff Bridges must feel embarrassed because he did just that, embarrass himself. Kevin Spacy, one of my favorite actors, was awful. He looked terrible, puffy, out of shape, squinty eyes, like he was hung over. I felt bad for him. It was his first terrible acting performance. I waited for something to happen. Nothing does. Nothing happens. This is a film for those who go to a terrible restaurant and have a terrible meal with terrible service, and then go out and tell everyone how great it was.