Absurdists inherit the military

Rating: 6/10 (13 September 2016)

There's a scene early on in The Men Who Stare at goats where hapless General Dean Hopgood (Stephen Lang) attempts a platform 9 & 3 quarters style sprint towards a solid wall, in attempt to use 'psychic abilities' he is being taught at a hush-hush military base. He smashes headlong into it, and in the most deadpan drawl, mutters "damn" in all seriousness. This one moment sort of sums up the absurd vibe that thrums throughout the whole film. It's kind of like a Coen Brothers thing; you either get it or you don't. This film isn't quite as hilarious as it's sister, Burn After Reading, but damn if it doesn't try, and come out with some really weird and memorable stuff. It's colorful hogwash that the cast sells with the enthusiasm of a drunken used car salesman, and speaking of cast, wow there are a lot of heavy hitters playing in the sandbox here. George Clooney, in yet another of his patented lovable goof roles, plays Lyn Cassidy, a former US Army nutjob who claims to have been a part of a clandestine program called the New Earth Army, employing paranormal powers in their missions. Bemused journalist Ewan McGregor is shanghai'd into following him on a mad goose chase to find out if any of his stories are true, but mostly just to babysit him, as he's kind of a walking disaster. Ineptitude reaches a breaking point when we meet pseudo hippie Bill Django, played by Jeff Bridges who channels every other oddball role he's done for maximum effect. Bill headed up the program until he got stymied by opposing official Larry Hooper (Kevin Spacey), a tight ass skeptic with no patience for such silliness. In fact, one must have a huge tolerance for such silliness to sit through this, and a sense of humour just south of normal to appreciate what it has to offer. I have both, and greatly enjoyed it, despite being thoroughly bewildered. Watch for Stephen Root, Glenn Moreshower, Rebecca Mader, Nick Offerman and good old Robert Patrick in a cameo as some sort of vague spy dude. A clown show to rival a high school play, no doubt, and I mean that as a compliment.