Not Funny. Boring

Rating: 3/10 (25 March 2010)

So I take out this movie about men who look like goats. (Bob, that's men who stare at goats. You are not reading the DVD box again) Stare at goats? Why would anyone do that? Anyway, I watch it and decide, well, I'll tell you what I decided at the end of this.
Bill Django (Bridges) is the father, so to speak, of the Earth Army that train by Remote Viewing and other psychic techniques. Lyn (Clooney) was a gifted student and had exceptional psychic abilities and now he wants to hook up with Django in Iraq. Bob Wilson (McGregor), a reporter, goes with him.
This is billed as a comedy, but there was nothing funny in here, no good lines, no physical sight gags. This was a movie for the Clooney-McGregor-Bridges-Spacey in-crowd. I can see no other purpose. It has absolutely nothing to offer except for those of you who want to Google Remote Viewing. That is real.
There are a ton of flashbacks that go on for soooooo long that you forget what brought the memory up in the first place. And, for a movie with nothing to say, offer, or tell your friends about (don't do that) this was toooooo long also.
I would say the acting all around was good. The script was terrible. What can one do?
Oh, wait a minute. There was something that happened that was kind of funny. Lyn is driving in the desert and hits a rock in the middle of the road. It happened so fast, the airbags deployed (well only the driver side air bag), and that got a chuckle out of me. That was it.
And, now for what I decided: I would rather have watched a movie about men who look like goats.
Violence: Yes Sex: No. Nudity: Yes, brief. Language: Yes, some.