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Rating: 7/10 (1 October 2014)

I know, let's have a movie where a group of young men ends up on an island. They don't know why and they can't remember anything. They figure out how to survive and they have this society. Yes, like that book I read in high school. What was it called? But they're there for years and there's no way out. They are all fit, hot young guys, and they fight with each other and hang out together. Like they're on a Survivor show or something. What? Yeah, just guys. They try to get off the island but there are these sharks out there. - - - Really? OK, not an island surrounded by water, but an island surrounded by this huge stone walls. It's like a big box. It's like that island in — what was it? — that movie with Di Caprio. They're in the middle of this enormous jungle. No, wait, let's make it a maze. Yes, that's it. The island, or village, or glade, or whatever you want to call it, is in the centre of this huge frigging maze. The maze is behind these enormous walls. Nobody knows who built it all. But it can't be a normal maze. That's too boring. Oh, I know. The maze is constantly changing. The walls can crush you. And the maze has these, um, borg scorpions. Yes, that's perfect. Borg scorpions. Huge, fast, and with stingers. The stingers don't kill you though. They sort of change you. A village surrounded by monsters, like that movie -- what was it called again? By the guy who did Sixth Sense. So we get this new kid, he's sort of like Katniss from Hunger Story, or whatever it was called. He's like there to rescue everyone. He figures it all out. Can we get that guy from Teen Wolf? He's sort of hot. And he's a pretty good actor too. Make sure he gets some gym time though. He's like that hot guy from Divergent, what was his name? Divergent was sort of cool, wasn't it? This kid is like a Divergent. Yeah, that's it. He doesn't want to be a Builder, or Artist, or whatever it was. He wants to be a Runner and fight the borg spiders. He's different, and is going to rescue them. The weird thing is that some of them have grown to like the village, yeah, even though there are no girls. So they don't want to leave. So they have to oppose this kid. They don't trust him. And we need a fat kid, like that island book, and like Stand by Me. Everyone likes him, and it'll be really sad when he gets it. And make sure there's an Asian guy, an Indian guy, and the whole thing is run by this supercool black guy. OK, now we have to figure out who built all this and why. Or should we make it all a big dream sequence? Or keep it a mystery, like in Lost. And how do we make this a sequel? They can't just stay in the village, right? They have to get out, like in that other village movie. What happens then?