Demand A Refund, Even If you Saw It Free!

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2015)

This movie was one of, if not, the absolute worst film adaptations of a book I have ever seen. After binge reading the book over two days (mostly out of boredom) and being pleasantly surprised, I decided to watch the movie on HBOGo. To say that was a mistake is like saying Hitler was misguided, The movie, aside from not being remotely similar to the book, didn't captivate at all, contained almost no plot, and seemingly ripped off Lord Of The Flies more than its namesake, though I apologize for even putting it in the same sentence as such a classic. If you are in the mood be angered and gouge your own eyes out, please enjoy this sorry excuse for a blockbuster. I strongly advise any would-be watchers to seriously consider spending their time in a more productive manner, such as getting stung by bees in the testicles. Shame on whoever allowed this to pass off as a bona fide movie.