WENT FROM HERO TO ZERO REALLY FAST

Rating: Null/10 (10 November 2003)

Matrix One was exceptional. Everything thereafter was an effort of two nerds looking to prove a point. Revolution was terrible for the following reasons: 1) Horrible story development 2) Horrible writing. What the hell was "I'd be making bomb casing" in response to a young woman longing for her love--was that suppose to tug at my heartstrings? 3) Seen it a million times (and that is just in one movie!) How many slow-mo's and cgi crap can you cram into a small space? 4) Just because it looks cool doesn't mean it IS cool 5) No characters were likeable 6) In a high-tech world where machines and programs run everything, do we have to resort to hand-to-hand combat? Where is the intelligence? 7) Why is there always a RAVE party in the future? (Of course it has to include topless Girls Gone Wild too) 8) Why does every building where there is a gun fight have convenient columns and walls to do acrobatics off of? 9) Which cliche were they trying to mask in the cgi "Love conquers all" "Mind or Muscle" or "The Little Engine that Could"? 10) Looked like a glorified playstation game but played with much less substance
Sorry folks who thought it had some deeper meaning or social significance. It didn't, other than sucking away your hard earned money to feed the Hollywood machine.