The English Patient meets Centipede

Rating: 2/10 (6 November 2003)

This movie is just boring. It has more talk about love then the Hallmark channel. Its like `The English Patient' crossed with the video game Centipede. No cool or original action sequences. No new or interesting characters like the Architect, the Key Maker, or the French Guy. It has nothing that I can talk about tomorrow, like with Reloaded. ie: `Dude it was all about the Escalade - Ducati chase!' Just endless shots of people futilely shooting at `Sentinels' and stupid dialogue about love love love. Revolutions should have been 30 minutes long because when that kid was shouting "its over, its over!" I was thinking "thank God".