What to say, what to say?

Rating: 5/10 (5 November 2003)

WOW, yeah i think that works well, wait no maybe HOLY GOD! well maybe thats not fitting either, hmmmm. Well I suppose it doesn't matter what words describe it, just go see it for yourselves. Perhaps the negative reviews killing all of my expectations helped this movie, but I have no clue because there's a purpose for everything and I think the critics did this movie its greatest favor. They made everyone think wait this it not the greastest movie of all time. Which isn't far from the truth, but oh man does it give the greats a run for their money, not that the acting is on par with the godfather, or even star wars for that matter, haha but the story, the undertones, and the SPECIAL EFFECTS, make this the most astounding cinematic achievement since The Two Towers, and it will remain that way perhaps for another 6 weeks. But I honestly believe the Return of the King will not come close to this in the effects department, though that is obviously not everything.
Now to start off the negative end of the film, the hoakiness, i think this played a little too lighthearted in places and there is a bleeding monologue that will irritate you beyond words. But then those two scenes are a collective 5 minutes of the 129 minutes run time. So you figure, that theres about 124 minutes of jaw dropping visuals. Now when i say jaw dropping i dont mean wow that was a cool camera shot, I mean wow that was the most insane thing i have ever seen. Well enough ranting and raving, now everyone who has seen the first tow has to see this movie , and half of you will be dissapointed, which is to be expected, but I can proudly say that I maybe one of the few who truely can appreciate this movie, and will forever love it, because there was nothing more spectacular than those few 129 minutes.