Finally, an intelligent review.

Rating: Null/10 (11 November 2003)

After all the childish ranting and raving from the various amateur so-called "critics", I have decided that I should offer a more intelligent review of "The Matrix Revolution". Fortunately, the intelligencia here at IMDB will tell you that I am probably the most advanced film critic, so I strongly advise you to pay attention closely.
First off, I would like to say the visual effects in this film were first-rate. To give you an idea of just how remarkable they are, not even I could offer any advice on how to improve them, although given a little time I'm sure I could make numerous improvements. However, it is quite clear to most right-thinking individuals that the film-makers have been reading my suggestions and penetrating insight on other heavily effects-laden films, and their work is all the better for it. As an aside, I strongly recommend that those of you interested in special effects learn something about computers - they are being used more and more for this purpose, and need to be instructed in a language called "visual basic".
Unfortunately, I was not impressed with the script. If the Wachowski brothers should happen to read this, they should understand that my services are available for both script review and development, and it needn't be particularly expensive, especially if I get a cut of the gross. Personally I also felt the film was a little long (two hours and ten minutes). I strongly urge the filmmakers to pay close attention to me before making their next film. The dialogue was stilted and self important. Even the young people wearing baseball caps in the cinema could tell they were being treated with utter condescension and would say so if they had a vocabulary as extensive as mine.
So in conclusion, I'm sure you'd agree with me that everybody involved with this film "must try harder". I've seen worse films for sure, but the makers hadn't consulted me beforehand. Normally I'd give a film like this a six or a seven, but I note that its current average is 6.5, so I voted it a "1" to bring it down a little.