What were they smoking?

Rating: Null/10 (7 November 2003)

Spoiler alert Wow, where to begin? Saying this movie is a disappointment is just falling completely shy of the poor plot. I don't know what parts were most disturbing...the fact that at the end of the movie, the sentinal army just decides to just pack it all up know that Zion is nearly destroyed and go back home. Or maybe it's the inane way that they gloss over the different actor playing the Oracle. Or maybe it's the build-ups like where they go into the night-club, like they are going to bus' a few hundred nigga's up and buss some caps in all de asses and then decide..."oh we just wanna rap". The only good part was when Neo died. I seriously cried. They of course were tears of joy, because I couldn't take any more of his bad dialogue.
And while we're on the topic of death scenes, I think that they did so much butchering to the plot anyway, they should have changed Trinity's name to "ETERNITY" because that's how long her death scene was...I sware to god, it was a full 8 minutes of the f'n movie!! And all she got out was "I love you, Neo."
Do yourself a favor SAVE YOUR MONEY. Miss this film, or you might be half tempted like myself to go home, scoop up the other two films and dump them in the trash just for spite.