Truly the most awful movie I have ever seen

Rating: Null/10 (5 November 2003)

Firstly, let me tell everyone out there that I like some really bad movies. In fact, I just ordered 'The Sweetest Thing' with Cameron Diaz on DVD (admittedly it was well cheap, but that's not the point). However, The Matix Revolutions was not only the worst movie I have ever seen, but a truly dissapointing and thouroghly unsatisfying ending to what was a very entertaining trilogy up until now.
I'm not saying that the first two movies weren't highly problematic and raised far more questions than they answered, but this movie has been billed as the one with the answers, the answer to the Matrix, the answer to if Neo is The One, and it did neither.
Even then, I can cope with mystery, ambiguity, I can use my imagination. I can see what message the Wachowskis are getting at, even though there were no clear answers. However, the one thing I can't deal with is a script written wholly in cliches. There was one point where Jada Pinkett Smith's character does something good (not giving anything away) and Morpheus goes "You did it", and my four friends and I chimed in unison "No, we did it" as a joke. but sure enough, those were her next words. AHHHHH it was so bad. Even 'The Sweetest Thing' had a more surprising ending than 'The Matrix Revolutions'. I can honestly hand on heart say that it was worse than Vertical Limit and Dreamcatcher put together. If the movie served one purpose it was to make us think how good 'Love, Actually' looked compared to it. I was tempted to go see Finding Nemo for the third time to relieve my disappointment.