"Diabolical Revolutions"

Rating: 1/10 (5 November 2003)

What a disappointment that was! This film had the potential to be unmatched - but its on a par with Gigli!!! I feel like asking Larry & Andy for my money back! Be warned - the only connection this has with the original Matrix is the title! Far too many questions left are left unanswered, there's virtually no action at all and what little there is is nothing special! ** Possible Spoiler Alert ** There is about a 45 minute stretch of film without Neo, Trinity & Smith - with the exception of Morpheus, the main characters! In fact Neo (Mr S. Wonder), Trinity (A razzie nomination for her last words) & Morpheus (Niobe's B*tch) are only recognisable because they look the same as before. There isn't one solitary moment to make the hair on your neck stand up! To give the "Super Brawl" such a name is delusional! And if a couple of rocket-launched projectiles can bring down such large & powerful machines - how did the war last 100 years? As for the dialogue, its as bad as anything Lucas has ever come out with! As Mr H. Ford once said - you can write it but you sure can't say it! I'm so disappointed, there isn't the time or space to put it into words! Go and see it to make up your own minds, but the majority of you will be sorry you didn't wait until you could BORROW the DVD!