The worst film since XXX

Rating: 1/10 (6 November 2003)

Sorry, folks, but The Matrix Revoloutions is the third worst film I have ever seen (after XXX and Pearl Harbour). There is no continuation whatsoever of the past two (apart from Agent Smith being aboard one of the ships), and aome of the most wooden acting I have ever heard, with the script to match. Packed full of cliches eg. "You did it", "no, WE did it" and a confusing load of nonsense about 'choices', even the attempts at philosophy are appalling. "Love is just a word"... ooh, eye-opening. The special effects are extremely OTT, to the point of not knowing what is going on anymore. Wachowski Brothers, it's the wire work that made The Matrix so good, not the computer effects. And what was that they were saying about not making any more after this one? That ending is a blatant suggestion of another sequel in the works. The only part I enjoyed (apart from the credits) was Smith's maniacal laughter. Which he did for no reason. OK, ranting's over now. One out of Ten. So there.