Matrix Revelations...er...Revolutions.

Rating: Null/10 (5 November 2003)

The end times are all upons. And Neo has come to evoke prophetic providence. And we've seen it all before.
The Wachowski brothers continue to shove the Christ-child story down our throats with all the subtlety of Oprah in a Twinkie factory. What was once intelligent parallel has become blatant plagiarism, if something like the entire mythos of Christianity can be plagiarized. I guess they think the movie-going public didn't get it the first two times.
What's worse, this film is filled with enough cheese to put Kraft to shame. The concept of "hu-man" love is revisited so many times, you'd think this was a Hugh Grant vehicle. Repetition seems to be the key theme this time around. The movie repeats all of the key concepts of the two previous films, individuals repeat the 'deep philosophy' envisioned by the brothers W, and the whole thing unravels as the most boring and trite war scene ever put to film plays itself out not once, but twice.
This is not the end of a trilogy. It is the second piece of Matrix inspired fan-fiction to make it to the screen. Granted, the fans were the creators of the Matrix, but I guess all that money in their wallets poisoned them somehow. If you want to see The One... rent the original. For it is the true savior of the series.