Matrix 3 Plot Meeting

Rating: 5/10 (2 September 2004)

W bro 1: So like they're inside like this giant computer game right!
W bro 2: Yeah, so cool. And like they learn to control the game.
W1: And Neo is like totally the best at that.
W2: Yeah, he's like the King of the Matrix man!!
W1: And so this Smith guy is like the computer version of him yeah!
W2: And they have to fight it out man!
W1: Yeah, it's kill or be killed!!1!
W2 (has moment of frightening clarity): So what does it look like when a computer program and the disembodied mind of a man fight it out in a virtual universe?
W1: They punch each other really hard man!!!!!
W2: Oh right! Cool!!! Like Superman v Batman d00d!!!
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Did anyone else think Hugo Weaving was in a different movie? It was like everyone else was in the real movie being all serious about the st00pid plot and Hugo was like "Hey, gr00vy. This is a spoof right? Mwah-ha-ha-ha! I shall keel y00 dead Meester Anderson!"
Man, that was a stupid film.
I thought the first and second parts were stupid films too. The whole thing is under developed and nowhere near as cool as it thinks it is. The third was the weakest of all of them and that's never good in a trilogy. I probably liked the second part best. The first suffered badly from over-hype and the third from 'I am so fabulous I no longer require acting or a good script'.