SNORE!!!! BORING! BANAL! WHAT A WASTE!!!! Matrix Revulsion!

Rating: 1/10 (11 November 2003)

Spoiler warning.
OK, first thing's first. The matrix is kind of important in the Matrix films. But in Revolutions you wait and wait for them to jack in and do something fun. Well, don't get your hopes up. You know that mind-numbingly dull dance scene in Reloaded? The huge boring Zion scene? Well that is all this movie is. With a lot of really sweaty people standing around saying "they're coming."
I feel like someone forced my head into a bucket of grey mop water and kept it there for 2 hours. Where is Neo? Where is the matrix?
The real shame here is that if most people see a GREAT film, they will want to see it again. If it was as good as the first film I'd go ten times! Great films begin with great stories. Reloaded, and particularly Revolutions have a pointless, meandering, flat scripts. There's no joy to this story, to this film. It's work to pay attention. Honestly I'm just glad the film is over. What a waste.