Worst Movie Ever

Rating: 1/10 (11 November 2003)

This movie was terrible and boring. I groaned and fidgeted and hated every single minute of the two hours I wasted watching this filth. It was absurdly pretentious, they never explained anything, (why colonel sanders, the architect, was there, why neo could make the machines die, etc...) the story was ridiculous and the fight scene was cut out of dragonball Z, another waste of time. The only redeeming quality to the movie was Agent Johnson's monolgue at the end. The assault on zion was a snoozer, and the teenage kid trying playing hero equals in annoyance to jar jar binks. Trinity is not hot, the german bondage rave scene was not cool, the Frenchman was in it for two seconds, and he gave up just because Trinity loved neo. There was no point to the train station, and Why why why was the oracle Agent Johnson's mother, WORST MOVIE EVER.