On-coming crapitude

Rating: Null/10 (7 November 2003)

Don't get me wrong. A lot of cool stuff explodes and some main characters die so as not to give anyone the satisfaction of calling this a complete cop-out. But when bullets aren't streaking through bodies in slow motion and biomechanical warriors aren't blasting away at airborne robotic calamari, the plot appears to be stuck in a sort of `bullet-time' slowness, where no matter how we bend and duck, the audience is ultimately unable to fully dodge the on-coming crapitude.