Keanu, our lord and savior

Rating: 1/10 (7 November 2003)

Someone please tell me what people who think they are intelligent storytellers are doing with Keanu as their lead actor. Also, please tell me what happened to the first movie. Their trilogy -- er, trinity -- lost everything. Jesus, err King Arthur, err Neo -- it makes me laugh. Open up a book people, it's better than this garbage!