laugh a minute

Rating: 1/10 (9 November 2003)

Before the arrival of Matrix reloaded my expectations where very high. After all the movie took four years to be released. So I said to myself this movie better be so good I imedietly enter a comatose state after it's viewing. Needless to say I was not comatose, and the movie was terrible. So when revolutions came out I already knew the movie would be poor quality, and I didn't beleive that the Brothers Watchkowsky could make a worse film. Obviously I was wrong. I strongly believe that if Ed Wood was still alive even he could have made a better movie. Revolutions was accompanied by terrible acting, horrendus action sequences, a redundant storyline, and moments of complete idiocy involving screen writing decisions. The movie moved so fast that the plot had no time to enter. I say laugh a minute because that is exactly what the movie provided. About every other scene I was laughing aloud at something. Whether it was the talking machine mainframe resembling the amityville horror house, or the vague attempt to replace the character of the oracle(who died before the movie was completed). When you replace a character there are several ways to replace them without the audience batting an eyelash, and the best the brothers could come up with is something has happened. I am hoping that this movie is a fraud, and that the real matrix revolutions is awaiting a more gracefull entrance. But, in the words of Neo " What does that mean".