YucKK!!!! Would the real Matrix Revolutions please stand up..

Rating: 4/10 (16 November 2003)

*****Possible Spoilers aheah****** ( though I doubt it very much )--
Incredibly inane load of rubbish!!! An insulting addition 2 the 'Matrix' series. I'm still not convinced this was the real deal ( it can't be ).
It is truly amazing some of the reviews one can find on this film......stuff like 'Awesome!!' 'Best Sci-Fi/Action in Years!!!' 'Emotionaly and Philosophicaly deep!!!!' PLEASEEEEEEE !!!!!! This is an overlong, Powerrangers movie with sub-par soap opera acting. If I didn't know I was watching the third Matrix, I'd swear it was ' StarshipTroopers 2: Transformers Vs. Eight-Legged Freaks '.
Hey Folks!! Remember Trinity, Morpheous and Neo ?? cauz the Wachoski bros. certainly didn't. Instead we get unknowns swallowing up screen time gallore; the kid ( a simpering little jack@** with the acting skill of a cruton ) Zee, Link, Mifune and some pumped-up woman with a bazooka...........uninteresting characters with Days Of Our Lives dialogue. The main characters we've come 2 know so well are now guest stars. A half-hour of this movie is spent literaly watching giant manbots shooting at tin squids to no logical avail, while the Zionites run amoc uttering silly lines every chance they get. About 15 minutes total is spent in the Matrix, and little ( if anything ) is done there.
As for the "resolution" ?!?!! wait till u see how NeoChrist Superstar ends the war---Makes one wonder why they didn't just unplug Jimmy Carter from the start, at least his education and political experience might have lent some weight to the proceedings in Zion. And the so-called ending;; I was half expecting Annie to come out in her little red dress, twirling & singing TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!! it's just another day away!!!
Nothing is resolved, and i fear part 4 is coming....I can feel the darkness closing around us........
Stick with the first Matrix, it was a movie for adults. This one's for twelve year olds, and not even all of them, my little cousin saw it and thought it was as shallow as a tapeworms' @** ( He's eleven ).
Not worthy of a single star..........I don't care how good the SFX were.