How disappointing.

Rating: Null/10 (17 November 2003)

After initially seeming like a welcome antidote to the mumbo jumbo guffery that the Star Wars franchise has descended into, The Matrix trilogy has turned out to be even worse. Every single line of dialogue attempts to be profound, but in reality is cheesy enough to fuel a pizza hut's worth of toppings and stuffed crusts, and the cutting edge action which wowed us all in the first film is replaced with a rusty old bucket of sci-fi stock that we've seen plenty of times before. Boring.