Remember the Simpsons

Rating: Null/10 (11 November 2003)

Remember the Simpsons, do you remember an episode where Bart goes into the android dungeon to talk to Comic Book Guy about Itchy and Scratchy, it think this is after Marge has cartoon violence banned (but I may be wrong) Comic Book Guy uses the catch phrase "Worst episode ever, they owe me" and Bart comes back with something like this
"They have provided you with hours of entertainment for free, what could they possibly owe you?'
"Worst episode ever,'
So what do the Wachowski's and Joel Silver possibly owe us? A conclusion that's all a simple conclusion to what was one of the most promising and adventurous setups to date. A film that was so over hyped that it went right out past infinity and came back to just being hyped
The Matrix left us with setups and loose ends, Reloaded took those loose ends split and splayed them out to create something that boarded on genius, yes for the past six months I have believed truly that, if you thought that reloaded was crap, you simply didn't get it, it was just over you head. So hey wait hold on cause when these guys get back to us in November they're gonna blow everything away, they're gonna take you preconceptions about cinema and action films and destroy them blow them up and hey you're gonna be right their your gonna be inside the explosion you'll see exactly what they intended and hell yes it will be amazing it will be fantastic and it will be beautiful
So just wait
The waiting has ended
Feeling let down? Imagine Christmas or Quanza or Chanukah of whatever, imagine you're six or seven, imagine that today, yes today its all going to be better because today you get what you've been waiting for you get that toy you get that present its coming hell its already here its sitting under that tree its next to your Festivus pole.
All you have to do is wait now soon it will be open and this will be the best toy ever this will be something that you will keep in good condition something that you can show your kids and that they will show to their kids cause hey this is it this is what you've been wanting your whole life, even if you didn't know it. Because that's what the guy on the commercial told you.
Of course now it opened and what is it? No its no what you expected and no its no a lump of coal, it just an action movie, and action adventure movie trilogy, there's lots of them out there Die Hard, Evil Dead, Back to the Future, yes Star Wars, I'm going to include Lethal Weapon too. It just an action movie nothing more, it didn't solve the puzzle that is your life, it didn't change society for the better cause hey its just an action movie.

It's just a movie.
They owe us, they let us down, and that's life.