Where are the Wachowskis?

Rating: Null/10 (9 November 2003)

This is the weakest of the three films, and proof that The Matrix was never really meant to be a trilogy. Oh I'm sure that the brothers (I think they're actually brother and sister now) had ideas for films past the first one, but two sequels was really just wishful thinking. The ending sucked...It reminded me of the Abyss. What a monumental disappointment. And I kept expecting Agent Smith to bust out a Terrance Stamp impression right before his inexplicable demise..."Kneel before me, Neo! Kneel before Zod!"
There's some nice moments during the Zion siege, but no genuine holy sh*t moments like the Morpheus Rescue or the Freeway Chase.
Going back a little bit to the second film, though...Where the hell did the guys who made Bound and The Matrix go? Because Reloaded and Revolutions didn't LOOK like they were directed by the same guys...er...guy and girl...er...people.
I'd like to take a big, steamy dump on this film, because that's what it did to me during the final act.