Good Lord Almighty

Rating: 3/10 (8 November 2003)

Imagine yourself at a movie. The first image you see is a mangled car wreck. For the next two hours, said car wreck is the only image on screen, unmoving, no sound, just a nasty, horrible wreck. That's "Revolutions." Hey, I have a good idea! Why don't we take the main character and hero of the entire trilogy and not have him appear for a third of the movie?!? It can't lose! Oh, wait...If there's any rules to filmmaking at all, one of them is most certainly this--you can't abandon your main character for 30 minutes. Not to mention the fact that the dialogue and acting were nothing short of abysmal. Visually stunning, emotionally vacuous. 3 out of 10.