Beyond Awful

Rating: 1/10 (12 October 2006)

This one of the worst films ever made. It fails on every level. I thought the original Matrix was brilliant. This has nothing in common but the names of two of the characters.
There is no characterisation. The special effects look cartoonish. It is like watching someone else play a shoot-em-up video game for hour after hour after hour.
The dialog is stolen from Captain Archer's military posturing in Star Trek Enterprise.
The computer-generated monsters scoot about mindlessly and harmlessly as a school of herring.
It is almost non-stop space western with fist fights, gun fights and pseudo-military barking.
The sort of person who might enjoy this is someone brain damaged fighting in Iraq who misses the mayhem or who subscribes to "Modern Brain Surgery" for pornographic purposes.