Loud Thud

Rating: 2/10 (24 April 2004)

Somewhere between the heights of The Matrix and the first scene in Zion, this series stumbled over the precipice. The Matrix Revolutions is the loud thud at the bottom.
Only a few minutes of insipid dialogue and derivative preadolescent male video game fantasy had me praying for yet another colored pill so that I could return to the Matrix. All the interesting characters must have found this pill and returned to blissful ignorance. The characters who stayed around for the Revolutions must have their minds on finding a pill of their own.
So much promise, so little cohesion.