CGI says it all

Rating: 2/10 (14 April 2004)

Well okay, we waited a long time, and here we are with this massive scene of a ton of sweaty folks dancing and looking super sweaty. Then like these dudes are walking around gabbing for like an hour, saying idiot stuff like "Whats it all about? ever wonder?" (Man I wondered!) So after (what seems like) ten hours later, there's finally some matrix stuff with River Phoenix doing a ton of jumping and Samuel L. Jackson just sitting there with sunglasses on saying "it's cool, it will all work out." And that old broad Navinity is ultra boring and does almost nothing.
Anyway, then there's about 60 zillion CGI scenes that are real dumb and finally some big thing with David Soul sitting there in this huge plush chair and MTV playing all around him and then there's this psycho guy from out of no where that makes it a cliffhanger. I am sorry to say this review is more exciting than the film. Yeah.