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Rating: 3/10 (24 May 2003)

blah blah blah. another summer action film. seen it, been there, whatever. I have forgotten most of the film already. I seem to recall there was this 50 min long fight between Neo and Agent Smith clones, I think I fell asleep so I don't really know how long it was. Reeves and Fishburne seems to be having a bad acting contest. Reeves wins simply because he has more screen time. The plot, which the Wacko Bros dug out of a fortune cookie, stumbles on and on. The whole film explodes on to the screen like a case of bad diarrhea, painful to endure but feels relieved at the end. Then you forget about how unpleasant this little ordeal was and buys another triple bacon cheese burger, and another ticket to the next big summer blockbuster. Of the above I am guilty and guilty, so who am I to complain about the crapology of this fine feature film, especially now 2am in the morning.
a solid 3 stars out of 10. :-)