Abort, Retry, Fail

Rating: 6/10 (15 May 2003)

This movie is like what happens when you run too many programs on your Desktop, and your computer crashes. I didn't know what program would crash next. First, we go down to Zion, and it reminded me of Waterworld. (Can you imagine what that cavern smelled like with all those people who never change their clothes?) Then we're back in the Matrix fighting 100 Mr. Smith's at once in a city playground. (Why not 1,000, or 10,000?) Then we're on the freeway with 18-wheelers crashing left and right, like in Terminator 2. Then they break into a skyscraper, which is like Die Hard. It's like 12 different movies pasted together. The movie is as clear as the philosophical dialogue about free will versus destiny, which by the way, takes place whenever the action stops. Speaking of free will, you've already made the CHOICE to see Matrix Reloaded. The only issue is how you will LIVE with that choice. Dozer, I need an exit...