A parody

Rating: 3/10 (21 June 2003)

...can only work when the original was meant to be serious. That´s why you can´t make a decent parody of James Bond or Lethal weapon. But it worked with Rambo etc. So I can´t wait for the parody of the TMR crap.
Please Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker get a pen and show us Matrix: Re-Boring or Matrix: Dumber and Dumberer - something like that. The French guy could be Jaques Chirac, the twins could be Steven Segal and Jean-Claude Van Damme, Trinity could be portrayed by Susan Sarandon or Hilary Clinton or Monica (director´s choice). James Earle Jones could be Morpheus reading an original speech from Gov. George "can´t eat a pretzel without advisers" Bush. The Oracle would be Larry Ellison and the architect Bill Gates explaining how XP is working (same entertainment level). Neo after all is E.T. curing everyone or Chewbacca or Dennis Rodman, that´s the level of acting required. And the Senator, well, what about an CGI of Ronald Reagan? Get to work! Looking forward too it, yours Macaulay