The what, what, what now?

Rating: Null/10 (6 April 2006)

Often spectacular but often absurdly dense, "Reloaded" tries to elaborate on the prophecy and plot point of the first film by cranking out a bunch of pseudo-fortune cookie dialogue philosophy about freedom and rebirths in a vain attempt to appear "deep" and "spiritual" but merely comes across as ridiculous. Fight sequences are grand, and that's about the only reason to bother watching except for a few nice moments between Keanu Reeves' Neo and Carrie-Anne Moss's Trinity.
The Architect and Merovingian are also major low points.
Do keep in mind that in real life the human body does not generate enough energy to be a viable heat source, not even if you got billions of human beings together.