I can't believe I'm wasting time telling you how bad this is.

Rating: Null/10 (26 May 2003)

SPOILERS AHEAD, BEWARE.
I will now list all the tepid, fungal, worthless, clueless, boring, predictable anomalities of this rancid brew in no particular order:
Why didn't Neo just fly the hell away from the million agent Smiths that kept coming at him? Why did he stay for 10 minutes to fight all the clones and THEN fly away?
If Neo isn't the chosen one as they conclude, then why can he stop bullets? ...And if he can stop bullets, then why can't he stop other things? Like agents?
How many more times do I have to sit though an endless crawling of text in the credits accompanied with yet another yelling and screaming song by Rob Zombie, only to see a boring sales pitch for the last installment?
After the Merovingan acts real bad ass and threatens Neo, he just....walks off?
Could Morpheus please make sense anytime soon? Little tip to the screenwriters: saying things like "I had a dream and now it's gone" isn't deep. Promise.
Wire Fu. The fights were just endless and futile passes of block, kick, block, block, kick. Utterly boring. Hire Jackie Chan as choreographer next time. At least he's inventive.
The 10-minute Zion rave. Enough said.
Jada Pinkett Smith. Enough said.
Trinity. A sultry, inexpressive broad in rubber. What the hell does he see in her that makes him love her so? She's just hollow - I dare anyone to tell me what her character is. Yet another striking showing of this was how the gorgeous Monica Belucci steels all Trinity's thunder - in the space of 2 minutes she manages to bring more character to the screen than Trinity will do over three installments.
As the fall of Zion is reported at the very end - hey, the most important storyline in the whole damn picture, ther very reason for all their efforts, is dealt with in two lines of dialogue.
What's even worse; Link, who's wife was in Zion and who had some considerable screen time pleading Link not to go on this dangerous mission, well, he doesn't even react to the bad news that Zion has fallen (and therefore presumably his wife and his nieces and sisters).
All the 3D in the effects make the whole film look like a Nintendo-game.
And a little tip to effects guys; just because you've done Neo as a 3D guy, doesn't mean you have to do 360 traveling shots around him in EVERY scene. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Slip the Wachowski's another mickey and stay away from the "conclusion" come december. That's my tip.