boring

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2003)

I LOVED LOVED LOVED the first movie. It was original and it blew my mind. I went in to the second movie trying not to compare. Trying not to expect too much. I didn't want to be disappointed.
Well holy cow. I was. It was boring. The effects were laughably bad. Why did they spend a bazillion dollars on visual effects only to have Kianu's stunt double not look like him AT ALL. Only to have the fight sequences look wooden and like a video game from 5 years ago.
All the fights were boring. They all looked like fight scenes from movies I've already seen. The dialogue was beyond laughable. It was painful.
Then there is the 20 minute sex/rave scene. I kept expecting the rave dancers to be covered in blood at any minute and Blade to come out of the shadows and kill some vampires. HELLO!! I've seen all this before. Do something original.
Hire some writers. Hire some new CGI guys. Do something original for god's sake. Make a good movie.
Bah. I honestly thought The Phantom Menace was the worst movie ever made... well move over Jar Jar, you now have some competition.