The Matrix Retarded

Rating: 2/10 (10 July 2003)

Title says it all. Couldn't decide what was more boring, the endless fight scenes (felt like watching total strangers play Streetfighter for hours) or the endless talking head scenes (felt like listening to drunk fourthgraders discussing philosophy for days). Some people like it, so I can't tell you to avoid it. But then again some people like to pierce their d***s.