How stupid.......The Matrix Reloaded is compared to The Matrix

Rating: 7/10 (25 July 2013)

The Matrix is one of the best movies ever. A true 4-star classic. The Matrix Reloaded is a ridiculously bad sequel......comparably speaking, and it's hard to imagine that the two brothers who wrote The Matrix are the same two brothers who wrote this film. What....in the hell....we're you two brothers thinking? The Wa-cow-ski brothers thought that these lamely intelligent, supposedly high-level philosophical concepts in The Matrix Reloaded were to be worth our time.......they weren't. Worthy as a sequel to The Matrix? What....in the hell....we're you two brothers thinking? Neo can fly and there's a million Agent Smiths.....you have destroyed any possible hope of it being great all with that rubbish right there. Neo being able to fly is really flimsy, because his ability to manipulate the matrix is so.....un....cre...a...tive, and restrictive. If he can fly and stop bullets, can't he do a number of other cool things too? Bend the spoon in different ways? You take the Neo from the first Matrix and make him.....a stupid cartoon character or something. The characters in The Matrix Reloaded compared to characters in The Matrix are God awful. You remember Apoc and Switch from The Matrix.....those two we're truly way better characters than.....any, of The Matrix Reloaded's characters, maybe aside from Neo. Trinity and Morpheous have one thing on their mind, and they do not falter from their course to any variation through the entire movie, if you understand me well. The Merovingian, Lambert Wilson's character, would of been good if someone had told him to stop talking, but yeah, The Merovingian is one of the oldest programs, so it really matters when he talks. He's the enemy! Monica Bellucci's character, Persephone, was actually a great character that has been inserted into a bad movie. Her character really is great, just not in this movie. The ghost twins are good. Jada Pinkett Smith's character, Niobi, was a great character addition, she's just not hardly in the movie, her story was in the video game. Wouldn't it have been nice if Niobi's critical plot role could have been added to the movie, instead of the separate entity, video game.....gosh, that's bad. Niobi would have been such an awesome character. The Oracle is really....lazily used and devised in this sequel. 'You have the sight now, Neo. You are looking at the world without time...good luck, kiddo.' Now, Neo, you go fight 500 Agent Smiths, and I'm a get out a here. Oh my gosh, is Neo gonna dodge bullets any time soon? The fight versus the many Agent Smiths is really great, it's just......stupid. The agents are 'humm, upgrades'.......how stupid. The Architect.....is.........an incomprehensible, reprehensible turd. The Architect's mathematical harmony is infeasible due to that one mathematical anomaly, Neo......how.....perfectly stupid. Zion is boring and bad. The Matrix Reloaded has way too many scenes that take place at Zion. The Zion City is missing so, so much variety, and interest. The decision to have Neo's and Agent Smith's powers spill into the real world, the Zion world....was really....consequently stupid. The Matrix Reloaded is missing so much.......purpose......compared to the first one. The Wa-cow-ski brothers should have made a better......choice......in making this movie. I can see it was their......fate......to make bad sequels. Let's get to the good, please God, let's get to the good. Neo fighting the Frenchman's men in the weaponry lobby on that double staircase which then leads straight into the long, highway chase away from the ghost twins and the agents.......is really, really cool. I love that extended scene. It makes the movie worth watching alone.....for sure. If I'm watching The Matrix Reloaded, 9 times outta 10, I'm watching that fight scene with Neo in the weaponry lobby and that awesome highway chase scene, and then turning it off. But this movie really is good. I'm serious. I love The Matrix Reloaded......it's just quite spectacular how bad it is compared to the first, the pure, The Matrix. The Matrix Reloaded is........'just a game'.