Totally... Neo... Dude!

Rating: 7/10 (17 May 2003)

I thought this was a giant hog beast! Not a disgusting pig monster, your honor forgive me for my mistake. This movie totally hanged 10 on that gnarly curl, and it totally did not thrash the Galleria like Gehngis Khan. Oh well, the Duke of Ted would love this movie cause it's most excellent! I could touch it and taste it even though that totally lame devil dude said I couldn't. I sentence this movie to box office history, cause I'M A LAWYER AND THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
K. R.
PS Most righteous!