The worst film ever made.

Rating: 1/10 (5 June 2003)

I must admit that I have never laughed so long and so hard in my life at any movie ever made. It was so cheesy, so over done, and so poorly acted that I left the theater in a state of hysteria wondering how the hell so much could go wrong in a film. The fight scenes were way to long and looked very, very corny. They could of cut them each by at least 20 seconds, as in most of them, there were many opportunities to kill the bad guy (s) that weren't taken. They used big words in long monologues to cover the fact that they weren't really saying anything. And the reason the Matrix Reloaded was so complicated was because if you really think about it, none of it really makes sense. Who gives a damn what reality is? If there is one Matrix, why can't there be two or three? (As we find out, there were really six). And at least in "our reality," "we" don't have to spend "our" lives running and fighting agents in another reality with plugs stuck in our heads. The whole movie an oxymoron written by morons. And all those metaphors involving the names of people and the ships and all that B.S. makes watching this movie like opening a heavily locked box to find that nothing is there. You know what the Matrix is a metaphor for? Stupidity!