Matrix Retarded

Rating: 3/10 (9 August 2009)

If I was teaching a movie class on how to make a movie this would be the movie I would show to say how not to make a movie. This movie is purely about the special effects, major boobage and really crappy kung fu action. I think this film wouldve been ten times better with a Brandon Lee, since he was able to act and fight (though only a shadow of his father thats far better than most including Keena Reeves who was stiff in the film because of an injured neck, what a wuss). But alas he's not with us ;(. Anyways im off on a tangent, the story is so horrendous; thin characters, lots of useless scenes that stop the story right in its tracks, cryptic story concepts that are there to stop you from realizing how unintelligent the story is. I thought the dancing was hilarious with the sex scene. Very important for the story development :P.