fight, talk, fight, talk, talk

Rating: Null/10 (29 June 2003)

(spoilers) Yes I guess I'm just too thick to understand the philosophical ramblings of the cardboard characters in Matrix Reloaded. When Zion gets too big for it's britches we send them a false prophet who will lead them back into extinction, as it's happened time and time again. Maybe I didn't see the profundity of the plot because I was too busy hiding my face in embarrassment. Like when Neo and Trinity "get it on" it was worse than watching Justin and Kelly smooch. The line between the computer generated world and the real world is so thin you don't care who lives or dies. Neo makes it to his confrontation with the Architect and can only stand there and let him deliver a lecture that is so stupid and meaningless and interminable that I wish Neo would have given him a fast motion Three Stooges face slapping. And what's with the chick who wont help them until Neo kisses her? Yuck! In the first movie Agent Smith was the only really interesting character and now he's reduced to a self cloning CGI. This movie shows how vacuous computer programmers are, all gui and always getting locked up. Really, if you do buy this load of philosophical crap I've got a CD full of MP3s I could sell you for 99 cents apiece. Go Computers! ***/**********