The dumbest movie since Highlander 2

Rating: 1/10 (17 May 2003)

I saw this movie with a big group of friends, and we actually managed to have a good time in the end, but only because we stayed up until 4 am, drinking and laughing about the unforgivable stupidity of every single scene in this movie. Just about every single movie parodied by Mystery Science Theater 3000 was, by objective standards, a better movie than Matrix Reloaded.
My advice to anyone who is forced to see it: Think of it as a parody, as an attempt to spoof the genre. Seen like that, it's sorta funny. But if you can, avoid this catastrophic movie like the plague.
Thanks to the sequel, I now feel dirty for having liked Matrix 1. The sequel is so bad that it makes even the original impossible for me to like anymore.