Matrix Reflushed

Rating: Null/10 (18 May 2003)

I can only say one word about this movie. "It Stunk". Peeee-eewww was it bad. The only people who can be happy about this movie are the executives at Bolle and Ray Ban. The movie was an over long advertisment for sunglasses. Some people say you should never name call in a review or even swear. Fortunately I'm not one of those people. The movie was craptacular on the highest scale.
If you like fast car chases and lots of shooting. Then I recommend seeing "The Fast and the Furious" or "Gone in 60 Seconds - (a homage to Peter Mack)". If you are looking for romance then go see "Star Wars Attack of the Clones (with its totally believable love interest between Anakin and Princess Amidalla -wink wink, yes totatlly believable). The fact is, The Matrix Reflushed fails in every respect. The romance between Neo and Trinity is as unexplainable as the Trinity itself. The action scenes looked like they were rehashed versions of the original Matrix film but lagged on for about 10 minutes too long.
And this is no criticism of the movie, but somebody let one rip during the movie and it stunk out the cinema. It was the inspiration of my review "The Matrix Reflushed".
I have never walked out of a movie and I have seen "Liar Liar" so enough said, but the Matrix takes the cake as being the first movie that I even considered walking out of.
Verdict: Keep flushing