Where's the Beef?

Rating: 5/10 (20 May 2003)

The special effects were great, outstanding, fantabulous -- but where's the story? The religious theme was great in the first installment in that it was subtle, open to interpretation and allowed for discussion on its hidden meanings. The 2nd installment its on the surface, in your face, down your throat Christianity to the max! Is there no OTHER religion around? I was shifting in my seat trying to stay awake for most of this movie. PLEASE more action and less attempts to convert the audience. And that last scene where he stops the Squiddy -- Hello can we say RIP OFF of Dune??? (think... he no longer needs the weirding module) And is there any man in the world of film that does not think with his penis and is not involved in a love triangle?? I am sick of that tired old theme of men battling it out over ONE woman. Puhleeeeease! Talk about a contradiction... Most men can't stay with one woman why would they try to do each other in over this one that really hasn't done anything to show why she's worth that kind of attention. Hopefully Revolutions blows this bloated fish out of the water! Amen