GARBAGE!

Rating: Null/10 (20 May 2003)

I thought I would only say this about Magnolia and Eyes Wide Shut but....I demand that 2 1/2 hours of my life back! I can honestly say that I'll buy two copies of 'Glitter' before I ever watch this crap-fest again. The characters in this movie are paper thin and little or no explanation is given for their existence. Who the heck is that kid in the beginning? "You found me Neo." "No, you found me." What? And what's with the 'Keymaker' and the 'Gatekeeper'? Weren't they in Ghostbusters? If it's possible to know less about the main characters after featuring them in two movies the 'writers' of this steaming pile have succeeded. As for the acting..(vomit)..I'll give the actors the benefit of the doubt because no one could make that dialogue interesting. Even the relentless action sequences can't make up for the complete lack of drama, story or plot. I do have a couple of good things to say about this inevitable blockbuster: A) The special effects were fabulous. B) It wasn't three hours long. The saddest part of all of this is that I'll be in line for Revoulutions. Sigh.