What is everyone talking about?!?!

Rating: 1/10 (16 May 2003)

Ok...I know there are a lot of people out there who want this movie to live up to the first Matrix, but anyone who thinks it did is just kidding themselves. Seriously, tell me what Reloaded had that resembled anything by way of a plot? NOTHING!! All it had was 10 minute long fight scenes (or chase scenes, or massive orgies or soft porn scenes) every five minutes, and the five minutes of non-fighting/chasing/orgies/soft porn was undoubtedly some character's monologue that you stopped listening to after thirty seconds. maybe it's just my personal preference, but I enjoy dialogue in my movies...and a plot. A little one will do. It's appropriate they called it Reloaded cause during the movie all I wished is that I had reloaded my gun so I could have shot myself to have ended the misery. And I'm still waiting for my $8.75 back, Keanu.