Oh no! Such potential for uber coolness wasted!

Rating: Null/10 (31 May 2003)

First Commander Locke is so mind bogglingly bad. That's the moment when you're mind starts going "oh no, this is not good!' Then it gets worse. Link is awful He's so clean! I thought everyone in the Matrix is dirty? His girlfriend is atrocious. Is Neo made of wood? Cuze he acts like it! The Chancellor? Oh man is he a bad actor! Morpheus has no life in him like the first. Everything he says and does is like a robot. Where's the passion? Where's the fire? His intro scene in M1 blows away every single frame he is one screen in this one! The twins? What a waste of coolness! We never really find out who they are and they just show up do a few moves and vanish. ARRRGGG! The burly brawl moves to fast to really see what's going on and goes on so long it becomes a giant joke. People around me were snickering and sighing about it. The fight on top of the 18 wheeler looks totally fake. I never believed for a second they were moving down the highway. Their clothes don't ruffle in the wind like they should. There really is NOTHING new in reloaded! Like most other people I like the Ducati, the Keymaker and the Oracle, plus I did enjoy the Architect scene. There is less than zero chemistry between Trinity and Neo. Who cares? In the end they just pile on the CGI so much that it really does drown in it. There is no life in the film. No magic. It is dry, humorless and boring. I think most of us all feel the same way. I give it 4 out of 10. Sadly.