Worst Movie in Ages.

Rating: 2/10 (19 October 2003)

OK, I thought the first Matrix was very good. However, this was bad. Very bad. Horrible. Let me sum it up for you:
1. Long exposition on fate, destiny, fate, destiny. 2. Bizarre dance scene that was laughable. 3. Some strange thing with Monica Belluci wanting a kiss and in a dress 45 sizes too small for her. 4. Long, passionless fight scenes that go on forever. 5. More exposition. 6. More overdrawn fighting. 7. Repeat 5 and 6 for what seems like 798 hours and you are done.
It was good for a few laughs though, although not in the appropriate spot. Some of the fight scenes were so funny and the music was so bad that we all kind of laughed ourselves sick, but I don't think that was the point.
Oh, and did I mention this was bad? It was.