Incoherent Tosh

Rating: Null/10 (6 November 2003)

Incredibly dull, hopelessly pretentious and possibly the biggest waste of five quid in my life. Oh how I wish I could have those two hours back, I could do something more constructive like clipping my toenails. I find it incredible that there are so many positive comments for this film, clearly the fanboys are blind to the very obvious flaws. The acting is atrocious, the dialogue is worse and the plot is laughable. The fact that the Directors are acclaimed as visionaries only goes to show that marketing is more important than content.