um... just boring filler until the war is over (3rd movie)

Rating: 4/10 (23 May 2003)

How long can you make your paraphrase for "fate"? 2 hours 18 minutes? Maybe you too can write a script. Endless, meaningless kung-fu, and only kung-fu. No Juijitsu, no Aikido, no Cappoera, no grappling, no beauty. Just slick, shiny leather clad sexy folk, each with their own unique sunglasses. The most amazing thing about the movie is how it could be sooooo boring. A bunch of pompus windbags explaining the true nature of the universe. Neo can fly, but he can't land a decent punch... FOCUS, fer cryin' out loud! I'm sure curiosity will demand seeing this, and it's probably better than what I've written above. However, it isn't a good movie.