My oh my.

Rating: 1/10 (6 April 2006)

While watching this movie, about 15 minutes in, I began to feel like I was being sexually assaulted. Indeed, this movie is the equivalent of the Wachowski brothers beating down the door to your house, getting you out of bed, and raping you. I could barely walk after watching half of this movie at home. I've heard scattered reports of people who saw it in theaters, who say they lost complete use of their legs. It's a pity, but it's these sorts of things that America can never forget. We all know that America has suffered through atrocities before: the influenza pandemic, the Hindenburg disaster, etc. However, in terms of total loss of human innocence, The Matrix Reloaded is far and away above them all.