Truly the worst movie of all time in the entire universe

Rating: 1/10 (15 April 2005)

Too many people see a bad movie and then say "That was the worst movie ever" without thinking about it long enough. Well, I've seen many movies, thought about this one for a long, long time and THERE IS NO DOUBT: Matrix 2 is the greatest atrocity to film-making ever. No alien race and no era of man - could ever produce a movie worse than this. I could only imagine someone disagreeing with me if they have seen Matrix 3. If you have, I feel deeply sorry for you, even more so than the shared sorrow you must feel for me, knowing that I too have sat through this utter refuse.
Compared to this, "Howard the Duck" has a plot like the "Godfather", "Scooby Doo" had special effects as good as "The Lord of the Rings", "Glitter" had the impact of "Apocalypse Now", "The Spice Movie" had acting like "A Clockwork Orange" and "Gigli" had the power of "Platoon". Everything about this movie is an utter travesty - and it takes itself so seriously that it is a capital crime against the human intellect.
Some say it has classical references. I have a degree in classics and post-grad research in literature and can say with certainty that this pile of trash is an insult to every theme and philosophy it inanely goes in sight of. This movie was so numbing I did not have the strength to laugh; it was so preposterous I didn't have the will to cry. It simply left me feeling angry for having been so misused to sit through such nonsense; I honestly felt like I had been intellectually violated.
Despite my moral opposition to censorship, I strongly recommend all copies of this movie be burned, along with it's successor.
The first Matrix was OK though.