Why-oh-why couldn't I have taken the blue pill?

Rating: Null/10 (16 May 2003)

What a complete waste of time. I can't believe I left my calculus homework to see that cartoon.
There was not one redeeming quality that I could find. It began with what felt like a half hour bullet-time fall. I was bored of that before she'd fallen past the next floor. The low point was definitely the nightclub in Zion with it's gyrating naked primitive inhabitants. After that it settled into mediocrity.
The plot, as expected was terrible. The surprising thing was that the special effects that I had heard so much about were equally bad. Neo looked like he was made out of plastic in every fight scene.
To those who liked the film, either you guys saw a different movie or had a lobotomy before you went in.
This made the Phantom Menace look like a good movie.