Esoteric, pointless, ridiculous and completely irrelevant!

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2003)

This has to be one of the stupidest movies I have seen in a LONG time (with the exception of Vin Diesels latest piece of trash!). OMG! How anyone could rate better than 0 is beyond me!! It was esoteric, pointless, ridiculous and irrelevant! On top of that it was full of really stupid 'Captain Kirkish' pontificating, trite-beyond-belief terminology (the key master! - come on, this is not Ghostbusters!! have at least some originality!!, and Eastern trying-to-be-too-cleaver completely inane psycho-babble. All choices are already made!!??? Oh please, give me a freekin' break!! This is not even mentioning the highway how-many-cars-can-we-crash chase that went on about 20 minutes longer than it should have - go get popcorn! - you won't miss a thing!!!! Then the real stretch... Keanu and Carrie, who by the way looks very worn out, get to Zion and after being cloistered on a ship for months on end together and can't wait to get back to their room and rip each others clothes off?? Was this the gratuitous sex scene or the only absolutely-no-imagination way the producers could think of to make the point that these two couldn't live without each other - what ever it was, it didn't work!! ...an then, don't even get me started on the Oracle (exasperated sigh!!!)!!! Oh brother!!!! To say the least, it was one of the most PAINFUL examples of how bad sequels can be. DON'T EVEN BOTHER!!!!!