"Its like whiping your a** with silk"

Rating: 5/10 (18 May 2003)

I think that quote from the movie pretty much sums up how I feel about this film.
The special effects at times made me laugh (the terrible CGI in the Mr. Smiths fight scene for example). It seems like they spent most of their time and money on the "money shots" while forgetting about other important things (like development and dialogue). I had a hard time containing the laughter during Morpheus's speech to zion. And that dance/sex scene? Whats up with that? Another line comes to mind said by Mr. Smith "You use all your muscles but the one that matters most". Having that said to Keanu Reeves was so ironic that it came across as a joke.
When it comes down to it, no matter what you whip your bum with, its still sh*t.