My personal system error

Rating: 2/10 (25 April 2006)

To start with, feel very ashamed that have bought the special DVD edition of this movie, money gone a very wrong way. In the store it looked so great with so much extra material. But the brothers had made a big mistake by arranging it all. Yes, they surely did make money on this, but they ruined the atmosphere of the original "Matrix" for me. The original "Matrix" was original indeed with a good beginning and with a perfect ending. At the end we had "system error". One of the best final scenes ever. It was so clever of me to go for the sequel. And here is our champion - " The Matrix Reloa", - no, sorry, - "Matrix: Retarded".
IMDb is responsible for my failure to some extent, because it doesn't show "comedy" in the genre section. It is a comedy, to be sure.
The reloaded film is full of importance to the very core: vast amount of new heroes (including Roy Jones), philosophic dialogues that make it all look like adult shampoo, indecent sex scene that goes at the same time of the indecent rave-like party, super showing-off by nearly everybody on the screen (something like "look at me, I am so tough in sun glasses"), etc. Would even pay some dough for just having a chance to absolutely forget about this naughty experience (IMAX experience, as they put it). Very bad sequel. It can be better, though. If one cuts out all the scenes and phrases that ruin the atmosphere of the original movie (how about that rubbish saying "He's doing the Superman thing"?), we'll get a rather good sequel. It should finish with the incoming robots and Morpheus saying some apocalyptic lines ("to be concluded" must be extracted of course).
The verdict: will keep it in my collection as a pure example of senseless Hollywood sequels. After this sequel don't even think to watch "revolutions". Don't you have enough of "reloaded" stuff? The bonus DVD is packed full with commercials and some mocking crazy stuff - "MTV award" short movie about two dudes travelling in "Matrix" reality, who do not have the slightest respect for the movie (in such circumstances - totally agreed).
A couple of points are more than enough for this abomination (at least the CGI department did some job). Thanks for attention.