The Cinematic Equivalent of Soccer

Rating: 1/10 (19 May 2003)

Setting aside the first half of an hour which is essentially a music video, the bulk of the movie features fight scenes that for all there sound and fury inevitably end in ties. What possible enjoyment can come from watching hour after hour of futility. When you spend over a hundred million dollars on special effects shouldn't you spend at least a hundred dollars on a script. As near as I can tell the brothers matrix bought a copy of philosophy for dummies and slapped it into a blender, threw in some world cup footage and hit the one button.