Self Glorifying Sequel Nonsense

Rating: 5/10 (15 May 2003)

Without the mystery, the Wachowskis have no story. What's left is a whole lot of mind numbing, self-glorifying nonsense that is about as much fun to watch as Twister. We've seen most of it before, this time we get to see it a hundred times over, with a whole bunch of impossible to understand dialog thrown in to make it appear that there's actually a story lurking underneath all this fluff (there's not). You action lovers will think this is 100 times better than the original. Those that understood the beauty of the story behind the original Matrix will be thoroughly disappointed. You have been warned!