The Matrix Recycled, Over and Over, and Over again (Spoilers)

Rating: 1/10 (16 May 2003)

I went into the Matrix Reloaded thinking it would probably be real entertaining. I enjoyed the first one. The movie starts off pretty descent. We see Neo waking up after seeing Trinity being killed. Then the movie takes the turn for the worst or should I say the producer neglects to hire a screenwriter. We are taken to the village of Zion. A place that is all of a sudden more crowded than the first one. Then Morpheus talks some debate crap with some other commander. They have an argument and they settle it with the Jedi Council.... um I mean the council. Oh, did I mention, that a classically trained actor by the name Roy Jones Jr. is in it. Getting back to the story, So Neo's crew comes back and the new technician on the ship talks to his wife or should I say Mrs. Exposition. They have a really rocky relationship, He didn't even know that her brother died on that same very ship he is on now! The brilliant screenwriter needs a diversion for Neo and Trinity to have sex (YES, since we last seen Neo and Trinity, they have become Sex nymphos). The screenwriter decides to turn Zion into a club and shows everyone grinding. So then Neo is on a mission to connect the pieces of the script with overdone action and simple storylines. An example is when 10 Agent Smiths come to attack Neo, then 20, then 50, then 100, then 150, then 200, then 250, then 300, then 400, You get my point. Then a ridiculous Highway scene, Highways and Keanu is SPEED not Matrix Reloaded. The story finally picks up when the screenwriter finally writes something (Neo meets the Architect). Neo takes a whole 5 seconds to make a decision. He turns into superman, saves trinity, some bull crap happens and to be continued. This movie was utter garbage, 2 out of 4. It would have been a one if it weren't for the special effects.