Matrix Rebooted

Rating: Null/10 (26 June 2003)

If you are a prepubescent or not so prepubescent numbskull, and smoke too much weed and play video games all day, then this film will be heaven.
You can smoke bongs with your friends and "discuss" the finer points of this hokem endlessly. Well, in between more video games and munchies.
What is the Matrix? What is the POINT of the Matrix?
It is a long tedious load of a**e. Don't look too deep because you may find a few flaws in the story (!).
This is boring boring boring. Okay the special effects are great and the film is well made technically. But that is not enough. The acting is wooden. Not surprised with some of the lines they have to spout. The story could be used to strain your spaghetti there are so many holes and flaws and gaps and tosh.
Why doesn't one of the frigging agent guys just shoot Morpheus or Trinity? Oh no, we couldn't do that could we? Then we would avoid twenty minutes of tedious fighting where nothing of consequence happens. I know Neo can stop bullets but the other twats can't. Just shoot the numbnuts. And why doesn't Neo just shoot the bad guys? He had plenty of weapons in the first one, but only when they got tired of Kung fu.
In fact this film has a lot in common with the TV series Kung Fu. It's full of karate and pathetic philosophical hokem.
If I have to listen to more phrophecy rubbish spouted by the pompous, idiotic Fishburne I will have to shoot the f'''cker. In the Matrix or out.
And when Neo flies. Perlease!!!!!
This ain't superman. Or is it? Well, Superman actually had a plot and believable characters. if you can believe that.
Headache material. Smoke another bong and grow up. or at least draw the curtains in your bedroom and experience some reality. Any kind will do. Even another movie. Though not Matrix 1. Otherwise you'll never get out of the matrix and we wouldn't want that. Or would we?