worst sequel ever, and the biggest disappointment in movie history.

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2003)

My god man, what were you thinking? The worst sequel ever, and the biggest disappointment in movie history. Not since the crucifixion of Christ has there been such an atrocity. The Matrix was a great film; it had an intelligent plot, breakthrough action, and some "woe's" from thespian guru Keacto Reeves. The sequel, however, has none of the same qualities, and nothing enjoyable except for the ending credits. Belabored monologues, overkill action scenes, and the lack of a new thought for the first 3/4 of the flick, are all reasons to stay home and wait for Titanic 2: The Reckoning. Rave scene, porno sex, and matrix-induced orgasms are reason enough to skip Reloaded. Specifics: the keymaker- this guy got told to put down the mop and get on the set. The Frenchman- I can't remember if this actually happened or not. Morpheus' speech- This guy ain't no Vince Lumbardi, monotone shouting was so late 80's. Agent Smith fight- maybe if there was just one more Smith, and they fought for just one more minute...