Enough yapping...BRING ON THE AGENTS!!!

Rating: Null/10 (30 April 2001)

The Matrix is a highly engrossing film that makes all my guy friends start drooling at the meer mention of it. I admit, I very much like this film.....but there's too much yapping. The more I watch it (and trust me, I watch this ALOT) the more I find myself fast-forwarding to all the agent scenes, the only scenes that keep you awake. I mean, no offense, but that whole "Alice and the Rabbit Hole" scene is w-a-y too dragged out. I've seen it about 3 times all the way through,and now, every time it comes on, I just fast-forward through it. I mean, yappity yappity yap yap yap, ENOUGH MORPHEUS!!! My other friends, the female ones, are willing to sit through all this gobbelty gook just because they are in love with Keanu Reeves. I, being a girl, am very lucky not to have caught this plague. No offense, but Reeves is n-o-t a great actor. He's much better off playing the usual retard/druggy, like "Bill and Ted" and "I Love You To Death".
In my opinion, a little more time should have been spent with other members of the cast. Like Switch;now she's cool. And Mouse. Yeah, yeah, we know he was a little porno, but that's not enough of a descript in my opinion! And I believe MUCH more time should have been spent with Agent Smith. I mean, yeah, Agent Jones and Agent Brown really weren't introduced (you have to watch the credits just to get their names) but Smith was truly the only cool 'male' on the set! My guy friends tell me I only like him because I'm 'being sympathetic because he gets his ass whooped', but if you people will actually PAY ATTENTION, you will notice that SMITH was whooping NEO'S butt, not the other way around!!!! So what if he got blown up in the end? At least he was motivated! I admit, as much as Neo annoys me with all his 'holier than thou' act and his stupid "Why's this happening to me? What'd I do?" , I will end up seeing Matrix 2 on the safe knowledge that Agent Smith will be re-downloaded and will break into 10 separate agents and WHOOP NEO'S BUTT!!!! THERE IS NO DAMN SPOON!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!