The worst thing ever

Rating: 7/10 (10 April 1999)

I have never been so upset at myself for going to see a movie. While the movie had great effects, the story was horrible. Sometimes, the plot was so intolerable that I wanted to go to the bathroom just to get away from the movie. The only reason I stayed was to see if the ending would at least have been decent. *BZZZT* Wrong! It was the most contrived bit of malarky I've ever seen. Did I forget to mention that the acting was god awful. A word to the wise: Only see this movie if you hate yourself.