So many reasons to hate...

Rating: Null/10 (6 December 1999)

I hate this movie for so many reasons. I hate it becasue of what it could have been, I hate it because the Wachowski brothers turned a good idea into a two hour rock video, I hate it because it has Keanu Reeves - the half wood, half ham glazed in cheese man.
I hate it because it is a typical piece of MTV gutter trash that is pumped out to a target audience of the slacker-generation who are devoid of free thought and unable to last 10 seconds without an edit. I hate it because it has some of the worst dialogue I've ever heard, and all the usual 'what is reality? who can say what is real and unreal?' garbage.
I hate it because it shamlessly rips off john woo and is called original, I hate it because the plot is a rip off of Heinlen, Fisk and asmimov and is called original. I hate it because Hugo Weaving, one of Australia's finest was forced to put on a ridiculous accent.
I hate it because people dare to compare it to Bladerunner, I hate it because people look at me funny when I say I hate it, but I just hate it for the festering diseased scab on the putrid backside of B grade filmaking that it is. I just hate it.