hop onboard the bland wagon

Rating: Null/10 (24 June 1999)

hmm. no sirey didn't like it. Too me it was a long advert, pretty much like the Smirnoff Vodka one they show at the pictures, in the rescue scene where they go to get morpheus i'm sure the Smirnoff music is playing in the backround - naff kung fu and special effects courtesy of the Gap adverts frozen in space technic. Keanu as the chosen one, why was he chosen? was William Shatner not available, both are from the wooden school of acting. I might revolt against technology myself by not going to see anymore hyped up US rubbish built around special effects; death to the special effect I say, who's with me?
ranting over -