What is the Matrix? Dumb.

Rating: 1/10 (2 April 1999)

And boring. And needlessly confusing. Leave it Larry Fishburne to make Keanu Reeves look good. It's always great to see a potentially good actor follow up such stinkers as Hoodlum and the god-awful Event Horizon with a movie that can dig him out of a craphole. Too bad this wasn't that movie. And what about Keanu, you ask? Well he's good. Especially when his mouth disappears. And credit those Bound brothers, for giving him as few lines as possible. Unfortunately, they didn't seem to do fit with Fishburne. And, by the way, when are bad guys gonna be something besides guys in black suits and black shades? When is a special effects movie going to be made that has a decent story? When are American filmmakers going to stop copying John Woo? Does he really deserve to be copied so much in the first place? Finding these answers maybe like finding a reason to watch this movie again: Impossible.