Unoriginal, abysmally acted, dodgy special effects!

Rating: Null/10 (27 August 2001)

Everyone told me I had to see this film as it was brilliant.
2 1/4 hours later I was thanking God that I hadn't paid to see it!
The storyline is just a bunch of other films and novels thrown into a blender... they would have gotten better acting from a few planks of wood with faces drawn on them... and for the special effects they should have got a bunch of pre-school kids with crayons.
A score? 3/10 and that's purely 'cos they used Nokia 8110's!