a crap sandwich

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 1999)

This is probably the most disappointed I've been about a movie in some time. I don't know what I actually expected, but I was surprised by what I saw. To be perfectly honest, the effects didn't save the movie. They weren't even as good as I had expected. Maybe I'm being picky, but eye candy isn't enough when it's unsweetened and bitter tasting.