Hey kiddies! Do you know the difference between good cinema and eye candy?

Rating: 6/10 (27 December 2001)

The best movie ever? Hardly.
Just because Keanu looks so darn cool with the shades, trenchcoat, Bruce Lee moves and green beret arsenal, that doesn't mean you are watching a great movie.
Hey, it is fun to watch, but so is so garbage like Independence Day.
The story concept is one of the most ridiculous I have ever seen.
* Human batteries?
* The matrix to keep comatose and atrophied bodies from revolting?
* The food chain of life somehow continues without sunlight?
The kiddies who think that this is the greatest movie ever obviously slept through their ninth grade biology classes, else they would know that these are the dumbest concepts seen in science fiction since the bad b-movies of the 1950's.
The MTV generation needs a good slap upside the head.