Oh dear

Rating: 1/10 (25 October 2014)

90's cliché comedy. I saw this when I was young and remember not laughing at all, I mean I was 12 and I was bored by it. We've been watching it on TV tonight hoping for some sarcastic giggles. Even from a sarcastic viewpoint this movie offers nothing. I'm embarrassed for Jim, somehow people think the Cable Guy is his worst movie, well they're dead wrong. The only reason they would enjoy this over Cable guy is if they're 15months old or intellectually challenged. "But why Matty? Why do you hate this movie so?" I hear you screaming from your pews, well, the reason I'm watching right now is that he's tying a balloon into a gun and firing it upon gangsters. It's not just that every shred of humor up until this point has been impotent but the fact Jim Carey's doing it and I'm thinking "why get the guy who was Ace Ventura and try to put a mask on him? Was this Jim's ideal? Liar liar has me thinking maybe he likes doing these kind of movies, if it's for fun then good for him, if- oh look the movies over! What happened? I don't know I wasn't paying attention, I think maybe the blonde girl was vapid or using the loser for her own interests or something, some more silly looney-tune rubbish ensued and Jim Carrey gets paid. Then he's fished by some dimwit for another soulless comedy vehicle, draining his soul just a lil more until one day he has to do a decent film and redeem himself in his own eyes, lest he stick his head in the oven from shame. Why do I hate this movie so much? It almost made me hate, HATE, Jim Carey. I was bored of him for a portion of my young life, and that's not right. Copy and paste into Mr Poppers Penguins.
In short, skip this one.