96% on RT? WTF! Are they on Crack?

Rating: 1/10 (31 January 2016)

What a sorry mess of a movie this was. It was almost a spoof. Cardboard characters, preposterous script, tedious clichéd dialogue, cheesy FX, and comical "emotional" close ups (of some very good actors) made for a wasted night. To be fair my 5 year old liked the beginning 20 minutes and then got bored. I'd say that's the target audience. Even the always hilariously over the top, Jeff Daniels phoned it in. He looked embarrassed. Woeful turd of a movie. This review won't post unless I write 10 lines or more but I think I said pretty much everything I wanted to say in the frst 7 lines.
Didn't I? Sorry Jeff.. I hear you are super nice guy and you were great in the Squid and the Whale.