Tweeting from Mars

Rating: 2/10 (13 March 2016)

Here's the ingredients
Stock Sigourney Weaver clone- The commander that leaves her mate on Mars after losing communication with Matt during a storm and than tells everyone he is dead(But latter they are told the truth ,but it just flies over everyones head so she isn't judged or court-martial in space )as she puts the peddle to the metal & heads for Earth
Matt Damon-Know-it-all millennial,that just needs Duct Tape,tarp,Potatoes,Laptop & Wifi on Mars to be smug,happy with good bowel movements so he can feed his Potatoes and blogger ego as he tweets Earth about his poopy paints & Potatoes.
Dumb & Dumber -Jeff Daniels playing himself as the clueless older white NASA chief.
Boromir from LOTR looking really uncomfortable in the 21st Century.
Stock Black nerds-huggable & cuddly and not the least bit mouthy.
Stock Hispanic-spewing sarcastic comments that are uncalled for in any given situation.
Smart frumpy Asians
Red Chinese that give away everything to help Matt on Mars (I guess that was thrown in for the Shanghai movie audience )
No Russian Cosmonauts or Rockets ...I wonder why? I guess they are to busy kicking terrorist butt on Earth.
Few faceless Anglos.
Preposterous story with no depth,drama or redeeming qualities. Even the CGI was uninspiring & Battlestar Galactica blowing a hatch with a IED attached to the bulkhead door to give the ship more "Ompf..." was comical