Sorry, but terrible

Rating: 3/10 (7 November 2015)

Effects are top notch. With that out of the way.
This masterwork of contemporary cinematic genius has all of the necessary ingredients to make it a sure-fire hit with the Facebook generation. Including but not limited to
... Warning... spoilers!!...
*An internet café on Mars *A nuclear-powered interplanetary Apple store, with *An adorable engineer who can recode a spaceship's operating system in Clojure or JavaScript *A low-maintenance zero-emission land vehicle *Inside joke about Lord of the Rings (wink wink) *Unlimited calorie vegan diet *Unregulated access to Vicodin *Plentiful potty jokes *Lots of friends *Everybody is cool *Limited jeopardy with a guaranteed positive outcome *Unmistakable deference to Iron Man
Take away all of those elements and you'd still be left with science, drama, character and conflict at about a 9th grade level.
Congratulations Mr. Scott, you've made the team.