Please don't waste your time

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2016)

This has to be the most irritating 'film' I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through. Even worse, it goes on for so so long. I'm ashamed I paid £22 for a friend and I to sit there and watch matt Damon's big smug face spewing out line after cringeworthy line of absolute s***. Now I saw this film months ago and yet it still fills me with rage and disgust when I see Damon's big round face on the adverts and think of the money I put in his and scott's pockets. It's like he's taunting me. Please save your hard earned money and time, this film never takes off and you'll waste hours on a Damon love-in that sickens to the core. Watch paint dry, it's more beneficial.