Embarrassingly bad

Rating: 3/10 (11 July 2008)

'The Love Guru' stars Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Verne Troyer, and Romany Malco. It tells the story of a world-renowned Guru (Myers) who is hired by the Toronto Maple Leafs owner (Alba) to help save the relationship (and the Stanley Cup dreams) of their star player (Malco).
The idea, itself, wasn't all that horrible. But, to say the execution ruined it is like saying Three Mile Island was just a tiny little mishap.
Not even Stephen Colbert and Jim Gaffigan's commentating could've saved this immature, unfunny, and downright pathetic attempt at comedy. One (or one hundred) too many penis, masturbation, and fart jokes, along with enough bad puns to kill a man (or at least PUNish him severely. . . oh god), made The Love Guru one sorry excuse for comedy.
Avoid like the plague.
Final Verdict: 3/10.