This was a movie?

Rating: 4/10 (31 December 2008)

I shouldn't be surprised this turned into a movie. After all, Toxic Avenger, The Evolved, Space Jacked, etc. are all movies too. But then again this movie has some actual talent with Myers, Alba, and even Timberlake has some acting talent too.
Anyway, Myers plays a Hindu guru who seems to be an expert in love with everybody but himself. He tries to help out a black hockey player win back his woman from Timberlake, whom somehow gets his woman. Then crazy sex themed scenes come into play.
Myers seems to be a one-show pony. But you might as well ride it until it falls down and dies. You only live once, right? Still I would have thought a little bit more effort would be put into this film.
Overall, its sub-par. Could have been better. "D+"