Just painful to watch...

Rating: 2/10 (4 October 2008)

The jokes shoot and miss throughout the entire movie. It didn't make me laugh or grin even once and for the 2nd half I was occupied thinking "When is it finally going to be over?".
Without the booty here and there and Jessica Alba as eye candy I probably would've even stopped watching it after a while (It's got a lot in common with Uwe Boll's latest disaster "Postal", also is it just me or can you tell which comedy is going to suck by checking if they have "midgets" on the cast just for cheap laughs?).
It's too bad really, because with a decent script and a good director it could've been great, maybe not another "Austin Powers" but something similar to "The Guru of Sex" from 2002, which wasn't really all that bad and had some great moments.