disgraceful and disappointing

Rating: 2/10 (30 June 2008)

Disappointment is the only word that comes to mind after painfully sitting through the latest installment of another "poop and pee are still funny at 40" movie. This movie was nearly unwatchable. For some unknown reason I actually stayed to see final insult to the audience and Hockey fans alike: Elephant sex during Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals?!? This feature was no more than a healthy slab of recycled puns with penis and poop jokes serving as the bread on this giant turd sandwich.
Basically, it is yet another accented Myers' character who is overly horny and obsessed with feces and flatulence (how original). He then spends little time with the "plot" of the movie;which seemed to involve reuniting a hockey player and his estranged wife, the Stanley Cup, and an appearance on Oprah in order to become the #1 Guru. The missing plot was replaced with jokes about penises large and small and you guessed it folks: MIDGETS! Again, how original. To put the cherry on top, we are treated to the aforementioned on-ice pachyderm plowing prior to a potential Stanley Cup clinching penalty shot. Good thing I got a matinée price to see this waste of celluloid.