This movie is beyond wretched.

Rating: 1/10 (6 November 2018)

I like Mike Myers. I liked him on SNL. I liked him in Wayne's World, liked him in the original Austin Powers movie and he was great in the first Shrek. But the sequels to these things felt more like just the same jokes and skits over and over again and didn't bring us anything new.
So with that in mind he came out with "The Love Guru" and I honestly don't get it. This is Mike Myers, putting on an Indian accent, not being funny and doing this for 90 minutes.
The movie is filled with sexual innuendo that wore out it's welcome very quickly because it was too obvious. Unfunny jokes. Gross out humor. And Jessica Alba. No offense to Ms Alba because she looks amazing but the woman is a terrible actress. Add to that absolute fantasy that somehow the Toronto Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup and you know this has just gone off the rails.
I wanted to like this movie. I really did. But it was like Mike went out of his way to make the lamest comedy ever.