Loveless

Rating: 1/10 (13 April 2014)

I would call The Love Guru the worst comedy on record if there weren't so many Adam Sandler films competing for that same recognition.
Mike Myers should've seen this coming. He made the glorious Austin Powers. He voiced the everlasting Shrek. He made me laugh for decades with Wayne's World. I know he was trying something new here, but he should've put a stop to it before it started rolling.
I'm not even going to get into the "offensive" category he set up. If anything, I'm offended that he thought ANY of this was humorous.
Admittedly, and I will not lie, I did laugh when the title character fights a chicken – sorry, I mean COCK. That was funny, believe it or not. Wait, that and the "Gamblers Anonymous Casino Night" line. Okay, those two scenes that took up 15 second of the 87 minutes were hilarious.
The rest should be avoided at all costs. I watched this ONLY because it was featured in the How Did This Get Made podcast lineup. IF you must, watch this first, then listen to their hilarious take on it.
Otherwise, ONE HUNDRED PERCENTstay away. This is an awful movie with so many things wrong with it that I don't want to spend another second on
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Final thoughts: A coworker continuously states: What CAN'T Justin (Timberlake) do? I responded: Not save this movie.