Movie was not that great.... but Alba makes it worthwhile

Rating: 5/10 (13 June 2008)

I went to the red carpet Hollywood premiere of this movie. Good thing the tickets were free cause I would have never paid 11 dollars to see this movie! I am a fan of the Austin Powers series (except for the goldmember)and this to me was pretty much like an Austin Powers 4 (similar jokes and gags). Funnier than the third, not as good as the second.
The whole premise of this movie was retarded to begin with (not going to go too much into the plot). It started out kind of awkwardly and a lot of the scene transitions did not flow smoothly. Most of the movie was based on physical comedy with a couple of humorous jokes. There was a lot of toilet humor and penis jokes as well. I laughed maybe 5-6 times throughout the whole movie. The whole acronym thing gets old very fast. The theater did laugh more than I did but I think it was just to be polite to Mike Meyers/Justin Timberlake and the writers/producers/director of the film who were in the audience.
The one thing I very much enjoyed about this movie was the ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS Jessica Alba. She looked EXTREMELY hot in this movie, hotter than anything she has ever been in. I was just mesmerized watching her, especially when she was wearing the Indian saris (dresses) and doing the dances. Oh my. Cash Warren has to be the luckiest man in the world.
5/10