There is a lot to hate about The Love Guru!

Rating: Null/10 (22 November 2008)

"The Love Guru" is a cruel joke on our cinematic society and should be abolished in an executive manner. So I am being a bit of a "Hate Guru" on my opinions of Mike Myers' profound corny film "The Love Guru", but it was that repulsive. Myers stars as Guru Pitka, a Love Guru who craves to be the most popular guru in the love universe. His love quest is to reunite an African-American all-star hockey player named Darren Roanoake with his ex-wife Prudence; even though it was not prudent for "The Love Guru" filmmakers to insert this ridiculous flatline plot line. Roanaoke has been struggling in the hockey rink and the only way to get his "mojo" back (sound Myersly familiar?) is to get his Prudence back. If Pitka succeeds, then he could be claimed as the "world's best guru" on Oprah. Are you still with me? Or do I sound like a "Bore Guru" in describing the atrocious piece of work. Jessica Alba, looking "albalicious", plays the hockey team owner but her acting here was "demolicious". Verne Troyer, Mini-me himself, has a "small" part as the hockey coach but it would have served him better to be a mini-golf coach instead. Justin Timberlake did not bring his recently impressive acting back playing here a hockey goalie buffoon who is dating dear Prudence. And there is Myers! I did not like Mike here! Myers lost his mojo comedy acting power in "The Love Guru" by over-exhausting ourselves with way too many puns which most of Pitka's puns were quite pitiful! Even though I might be guilty of the same charge! Director Marco Schnabel and Screenwriters Graham Gordy & Myers himself should quickly visit a "Film Guru" in order to reconcile with the positive cinema society with their next project. However, I must state that I did enjoy the hilarious elephant sex scene with Chris Isaak's hit song "Baby Did A Bad, Bad, Thing" playing in the background. But the rest of "The Love Guru" was no doubt a very bad, bad thing! ** Needs Improvement