Redeeming Factors: Jessica Alba & Timberlake

Rating: 1/10 (12 June 2008)

Um... I saw this dreck of film at the world premiere in Los Angeles today. This is the most dreadful "comedy" I've ever seen. The only bright spots in the movie were Jessica Alba's hotness and Timberlake. Everything else was such a bore, bordering on annoying to the max. Even Colbert wasn't funny! I blame it all on the director, Marco Schnabel. He couldn't control Mike Myers, so the movie felt scattered and all over the place. The joke setups were horrible, insipid, as if they just decided to throw whatever up on the screen and see if it stuck to the wall or not. You are no JAY ROACH--that's for sure! Timberlake was at the premiere, but Myers was nowhere (or should i say "now here") to be seen. Maybe he was scared he would get a fruit/vegetable pelting by myself. HORRIBLE WASTE OF MY TIME. Ugh.