Silly, crude and unfunny

Rating: Null/10 (6 August 2008)

This film is about an Indian guru, who ranks the second in the business, trying to climb up to the top by making a celebrity couple get back together.
"The Love Guru" is everything what a comedy should not be. It is gross, crude and annoying. The plot is very thin and ridiculous. The constant toilet humour and the never ending preoccupation with size of the genitals are not funny at all. Those acronyms are slightly cool, but when repeated ten times, they become plain annoying. Mike Myers' character is very annoying, unsympathetic and silly. The only redeeming value is the presence of Jessica Alba. I recommend staying away from this boring and cheap "comedy".