why do you do it Mike Myers?

Rating: 2/10 (17 October 2013)

Wow this movie is uniquely bad, you know the kind where there are so many little things that annoy you that you don't even know where to begin.
Anyways let's just start with Myers, he is so very annoying and unlikable that making friends with a landmine would be more fun. He isn't shy about trying every racist joke and stereotype about Indians. His humor is that of a 5 year old with many many fart and punching someone in the nuts jokes. The advice he gives is shallow and the whole trademark thing makes no sense. He needs someone who can support his kind of comedy, which in this film can not be done by Alba or Romany Malco(the hokey player with love problems) and neither is Myers expressive enough to make the whole chewed through story work.
The rest of the cast is forgetful at best and fills you with rage at worst(WTF Ben Kingsley)
The story of course is the other part, not only is the script predictable, I also got the feeling as if they were trying to make fun of every minority in the flick and that in a painfully hateful and unfunny way. They make inappropriate jokes about little people, African American and to some extend even Canadian and none of it works.
I recommend you watch it if you are looking deep into your wine bottle or just want a new reason to hate humanity.