This Junk Should Be Lost.

Rating: 2/10 (16 June 2015)

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997): Dir: Steven Spielberg / Cast: Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite, Richard Attenborough, Vince Vaughn: Steven Spielberg addressed the school of morons and got the graduating class. Subtitle symbolizes a time or period long gone by. Jeff Goldblum returns and learns that his girlfriend went to the island. She has an idiotic encounter with a stegosaurus where her brains are never bashed in. Pete Postlethwaite leads a safari hunt for dinosaurs with hunters literally throwing themselves at the raptors in the tall grass. Another meathead decides to wander off to take a leak and in the process he gets lost and eventually eaten. The T-Rex has them cornered behind a waterfall and somebody panics over a snake and throws himself into its jaws. Predictable idiotic geek show with great special effects. Steven Spielberg is at his worst here. In fact, he makes his bomb 1941 look like art in comparison. Goldblum returns and Julianne Moore plays his moron girlfriend who has more guts than brains. Pete Postlethwaite leads a safari hunt that plays like a buffet to the raptors. Richard Attenborough is accused of "making all new mistake" such as agreeing to do this film to begin with. Vince Vaughn is also part of this junk but perhaps his future comic persona could have made it easier to take. It is pure stupidity that should be sent through a shredder. Score: 2 / 10