I want my 2 hours back !

Rating: Null/10 (8 April 2019)

When a hero

wants the adventure more than love or life,
is given an adventure
and accepts the adventure right away,

there are chances the movie is going to know a major twist somewhere. Or we are going to die with boredom with the disease-of-the-doomed-script.
But here.... Nothing. promisses kept : the hero ends his journey as stupid as he was in the first place. Even when he face death : still stupid, no reason to change, my son is gonna die too ? Whatyougonnado?.
It's like if in "psycho", the girl would take the money, and go to the bank, make a deposit, go home, eats a sandwich,then wash her hands (of course) then her teeth, go to bed... The she goes back to work the next day. And then you know what happens ? Her boss gives her money again, so then she goes to the bank and make a deposit, then goes home, makes pancakes, have a wee, washes her hands...
And just befor the end credits, some titles reads "Later, something happened in a motel not far away, but de girl was not involved at all, spending all his time between his office and the bank. You know what it is : duty first." THE END.
And the end, I hope so much that something happens... But again : fat chance.
"We're gonna die here and now.

Yes but what a trip, right?
I love you dad.
Dude, I'm not your dad ! Kiss me.

They kiss in front of the tribe.

with tongue, you silly you.

They kiss again with tongue
And in the titles, we read tha "later on , we learned that the boy was his son, after all."
These are the kind of twist it would have taken to begin balancing the dullness and pretentiousness of the rest.