BEST movie of the year, but if changes had to be made

Rating: 10/10 (28 December 2002)

Why not give armour, swords and kill-gear to the women hiding in the caves at Helms Deep. The whole sobbing bit was a bit to far of reality (remember that is if changes had to be made!) Because ELVES arriving at helmsdeep had me a bit puzzeled. THat is the only thing that I could have better. Why do I say this? Well I pity the ORC, the URUK-HAI, WARG, Southron, Goblin who would try to harm my child when my wife is around hehehe. I mean if Arwen can pick Frodo up? If the elves can get to Helms Deep. The surely mothers can protect their children instead of the gnashing and wailing that I saw. Other than that Eowyn is gonna KICK serious B** in the next movie. O do I love the smell of fried Nazgul in the morning. O yes and another two cents opinion.... Whats up with Liv Tyler? She has about as much screen pressence as an elf as the fish that gollum wacks against the rock! Where is Julia Ormond????? Where is Gwynneth Paltrow ???? Naah I like the battle chicks!!! Other than that MR JACKSON... despite comming from SHEEP country you have the right to be a god... (demi, but still a god) Go see it pleas and let it topple TITANIC (hurl hurl hurl)!!!