So how was it for you?

Rating: Null/10 (23 January 2003)

"Frodo!", said the young fat hobbit.
"Frodo, it's your Sam, Mr.Frodo!", repeats the weeping Sam, grasping the hand of his angelic companion.
Frodo, unable to control his emotions any longer, throws himself into the arms of his former gardener. Their passions aroused they kiss deeply and fall to the ground; their bodies entwined as they fumble to remove their clothing.
Camera, diplomatically pulls up and back to reveal an initially shocked, then disgusted Gollum.
"Well." He hisses, "Nasty Filthy Hobbittssssss!!!..If that's what the ring does..you can keepsss it"......
So how was it for you?