Since when does P.J. have the right to re-write Tolkien?

Rating: Null/10 (5 November 2003)

What the hell was that?!?
The movie started out great! Then, all of the sudden, there was some kind of mass Exodus to Helms Deep? Along the way some orcs on wolves decide to attack? Then that whole disappearance and dream sequence with Aragorn?!? Did Tolkien write two different versions of the story or something?
Oh, and the complete assassination of Bormamir's more noble, and honorable brother Faramir. And what about that little jaunt over to Gondor for Frodo, Sam, and Gollum? At one point Frodo speaks the line "We're not supposed to be here." I wanted to stand up and yell at the screen "You got that right mister!"
I only hope that the ring gets destroyed in the next movie. Unless P.J. comes up with some other plans for it.
I walked out of the movie and demanded my money back. My reason was that they didn't show the movie I came to see. I came to see "The Two Towers". I don't know what the hell that piece of crap was.