for some reason I sat still for three hours

Rating: 8/10 (21 December 2002)

A true spectacular. Massive armies fighting. Actors speaking very stilted dialogue. Massive armies fighting. Massive armies fighting, for no particular reason. The evil one literally is chased up a tree. Deius ex machina all over the place. Massive armies fighting. Something about a gnome and a ring and a barefoot midget with hairy feet. For some reason I liked the movie, and I have no idea why.