Lord of the Boring Moments, Worst Film Ever Made

Rating: 4/10 (8 March 2004)

I picked this up because frankly there was nothing else to rent at the local video place and I expected it to be bad but not as terrible as it was. Most of the "great" reviews on here were constructed by the crowd that has a low IQ, goes to malls and drinks 2 gallons of soda each day, suffice it to say, this is merely "eye candy" to folks like that but when you analyze the actual picture, it is absolutely worthless garbage even on that level. I sat through 4 hours of this junk simply to be amazed at how terrible it was. The plot is so thin and the dialogue so silly that one is amazed at how many people were hired on this picture. Spending millions of dollars, on mostly awful animated sequences that aren't done very well, the director has given people expecting a story nothing but reason to critique him. In one scene the light is very bright and when the scene is cut to a part which is illustrated with computers, it becomes dark, such inconsistencies are obvious throughout. The battle scenes are supposed to be funny because some of the "heros" should have been killed long ago but they hack about 600 orcs. Gosh, is this made for teens? My grade: D.