I'll say it again...

Rating: Null/10 (29 January 2004)

I'll say it again....LOTR SUCKS, BIG TIME! This ranks as one of my all time worst movies (yes, I've seen it, and I will NEVER see the third.)
This is an inane plotline, and the movie drags on to the point where I actually pulled my hair out and said "Thank You" when it ended!
No one knows just how much I can't STAND LOTR, any of them. Liv Tyler is the only good thing, except for Sean Astin and Elijah Wood. Orlando Bloom fails to live up to hype. He was better in POTC (Pirates of the Caribbean).
One way I can summarize my hatred: if I was offered $50 million, and all I had to do was watch it, I'd forego the millions.
And, no, I'm not crazy.
Return of the King shouldn't win Best Picture....or any other Oscars, actually. GO MYSTIC RIVER!!!! (This is the only other thing I had to root for, since Cold Mountain didn't get nominated for Best Picture or Director, which it should have.) TIM ROBBINS RULES!!! This is an all-time low for Ian McKellen, and I'd rather see him in X-Men.
Oh, and it gets much worse.
Dominic Monaghan (Spelling- I don't care)is perfectly cast....as a hopeless elf. And Cate Blanchett? Come on! She hasn't done anything good since "Elizabeth"! Peter Jackson wasted his budget on this film. It may take home Best Picture and Best Director for Jackson, but it doesn't deserve it. You know the guy who was frozen or something in "A Clockwork Orange"? That's the only way I'd see this movie...and then I'd plead insanity.
These movies shouldn't even be in the Top Ten.
WORST MOVIES 1. (tie) These three films and From Justin to Kelly. 2. These three movies 3. THESE THREE MOVIES!!!!!!!!> AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Feel my wrath!
Don't worry about spoilers, there are none worth writing.
But I'm far from done.
What was the spending budget? It shouldn't have been spent on a flea-bag flick like this. They should have spent it on something like "The Last Emperor" which is totally fabulous. But LOTR has no chance 35 years from now. Sure, I'm no psychic but there's a good chance. I mean, how many people actually admit that they still enjoy "Titanic"? That was also crap, BTW. I mean, COME ON!!! Gandhi was totally a better movie (sure, its from 1982, but it's a classic).
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! I WILL HEAR INCENUATIONS! EVERYTHING WENT WRONG! (This is a Family Guy inside joke.
Several more things wrong with this movie: 1. Sean Bean should have been in TTT 2. How much of it was visual effects anyway? 3. Not even Elijah Wood can save this series. He's cool, but this was a terrible career choice. 4. And finally....What will Peter Jackson do next? An adaptation of War and Peace, for crying out loud?
Lastly...LOTR fans, I respect your views, but I have waited SO LONG to bash these films!
I won't be silenced!
Au revoir.