Joe Dirt was much better

Rating: 1/10 (8 January 2003)

This review may contain spoilers.
The contrived Hollywood machine has engineered some great bore-a-thon's of many an hour, I could name plenty without really thinking. Joe Dirt was a rare spectacle to behold, a movie which could actually decrease ones intelligence and had the overall humor value of a public abortion. The Two Towers although lacking in Joe Dirt's humor extraculations, disgraced the image of American cinema with a 3 hour bombardment of homosexual midgets, talking trees with beards and a 40 minute feud between a group of dirty hippies and Rosie O'Donnell look-a-likes whose battle plans were written by Barnie the Purple Dinosaur.