You people need to get a life!!

Rating: Null/10 (19 December 2002)

Give me a break! This was the longest, dreariest, most boorish movie I've ever had to endure. The only losers who enjoy this kind of crap are you Tolkien heads out there who spent your high school years reading this heap of garbage instead of living your lives in the real world. Grow up and join us in reality.
Hi Ralph. How ya doing??