Shame on Mr. Jackson! Shame on him!

Rating: Null/10 (6 January 2003)

Oh! Puh-lease! It's unbearable to keep hearing people how much they like this mess! I can no longer remember siting in a movie where I DON'T care what's going on because I don't care if Frodo destroys the ring and I don't care that Gandalf is White, gray or Pink!. It's horribly edited and goofy. For one moment I thought I was living in 1984 watching " The Never Ending Story" when I saw those bearded waking trees. I'd like to comment, as well, in how much trailers cheat! I was hoping to see more than the two minutes of Liv Tyler in the film (who I considered the most delicious acting in the entire cast) and discover that she spends as much time in the movie as she does in the trailer, but I guess that this is enough to put her face in the poster. But eventhough Liv Tyler was the only thing I cared for(well, i liked the Gollum a little), I wondered whose stupid idea wa when they decided to mix dialogues in elvish and english! I mean, this is not The U.S. border where people speak in spanish and are responded in english.