SNORE-FEST 2002!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (14 June 2003)

Come one, come all to see the dullest movie ever made. The action scenes, like the first LOTR, are well done, amazing bits of cinema. The other two and a half hours, like the first LOTR, can eat it. I almost got thrown out of the theater, because I cheered when that hairy Ranger guy got tossed off the cliff. I almost got thrown out again when I started crying upon learning that he was still alive.