Emotionally Grabbing.....(spoilers i guess)

Rating: Null/10 (11 February 2004)

My @$$.
This movie sucked big time. Yes there were graphics. Yes there were themes. Yes Sean Astin knows how to cry like a pansy. No, there was absolutely no good acting whatsoever. Everybody sucked. Elijah Wood is the best one. Why? because he did the Kubrick stare. Best part of the whole movie was just him staring at the ring before he went crazy and started to put it on. Everything else was terrible. No suspense at all. Yes a huge army is attacking. Did it effect anyone? Were their hearts beating any faster? If so, you need to see a REAL movie. Like Pulp Fiction, or The Shawshank Redemption, or American Beauty, or A Clockwork Orange, or basically any Stanley Kubrick Movie Ever. The fact that Peter Jackson is even nominated for Best Director is god damn insulting. While Quentin Tarantino and Tim Burton are left out in the cold. Not to mention poor Stanley Kubrick, who never got a single directing award from the damn Academy. If Jackson wins, I will never watch Oscars again.