Must be a guy thing.

Rating: Null/10 (5 January 2004)

Okay, first of all I will admit that I am not a big Tolkien fan. LOTR is alot of tedious tripe disguised as LITERATURE. Puh-leeze.
But that said, I think the first 3 hours of this movie were pretty darn good. However, the last 20 minutes were glacial. Terrible!
But what I really want to talk about is Sam and Frodo. Why is Frodo the hero? What the heck is Frodo for? Frodo is the weakest, most useless little dweeb in the Shire. Frodo would not get 10 feet without Sam. Sam is the true Hobbit Hero. Lord, I got so sick of seeing that swooning, ineffectual, fake-English-accented Frodo!
Let's hear it for the "fat one"!! Sam could have gotten to Mount Doom alot quicker if he didn't constantly have to CARRY that panty-waste Frodo, or have to fight off giant spiders for him and whatnot.
And wasn't that spider done really well?