Laughable

Rating: Null/10 (19 December 2003)

Banal rubbish. Hideous, awful dialog, lumpen, trivial acting. No weight, no depth. The triumph of show over substance, of spectacle over intelligence.
It is infantile cinema, and all its accolades below are testament to the emotional and intellectual immaturity of millions. Those who salute this film as a masterpiece embrace mediocrity; those who hail it great expose their parochial vapidity.