GAY!

Rating: Null/10 (7 March 2004)

I read the books...Or at least two of them...and the Hobbit, and there was never any mention of Hobbits being queer. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But by about the 9 and half hour mark of this tedious geek fest, it became clear that the whole of Middle Earth just wanted some d**k.
The battle scenes were pretty damned cool, but Peter...seriously...this would have been a much better piece at two hours and 15 minutes. Instead it's just a piece.
I don't know why, but I was really hoping to get a look at some elf boobs...That would have made all the difference. Or if Lo-Pan had shown up and torn a**.