We are furious!!

Rating: 10/10 (4 January 2004)

Yes and let me explain why we are furious, precious. Thieves! Thieves! They have stolen it from us! Peter Jackson and his crew stole our enjoyment! That fat Hobbit! How could we enjoy anymore of a movie besides The Return of the King, my precious?
The Return of the King is really awesome. It is even better than the precious, yes..yes.. better than the precious. We wants it! The story, the acting, the special effects, the cinematography.....They match perfectly to each other, precious. It is an excellent end of the trilogy. The Return of the King is so fantastic that we could not enjoy anymore of another movie. That is why we are furious, precious!
If this movie does not get more Academy Awards than Ben Hur or Titanic than it is a shame to the world of cinema, my dear.
10/10