Stupid film

Rating: 2/10 (20 March 2006)

I cannot believe this film was liked by everyone. The annoying presence of Elijah Woods and Orlando Bloom made it unwatchable. I was surprised that a good actor like Hugo Weaving could be in this after being brilliant on the three Matrix films. The sillies t thing about this film is that the good guys use ghosts to win the war. I am not surprised that they won. I mean the Orcs had no chance against ghosts! i cannot believe the fans took this rubbish seriously. The most annoying thing about this film is that bloody Smeagle with its stupid voice. I just wanted someone to beat the crap out of it all the way through. I know I am supposed to want this but it really is annoying. Why oh why do the Orcs have cockney accents and those hobbits despite coming from the same place, have different ones. One of them is Scottish and the others sound from Cornwall. One thing I cannot stand is Elijah Woods's horrible bitten nails they are painful to look at. Why this is liked so much when the books are so bad I will never know. Bad and boring in a BIG way.