Someone Peel Me Off the Floor

Rating: 10/10 (17 December 2003)

NO SPOILERS
Just got home from the theatre and I'm still absorbing RotK. Huge is the word I keep coming back to. This movie is so huge it would be Texas if Texas wasn't so messed up. It is 3-plus hours of peak after peak after peak. It has its cheesy moments near the end but they are so rare as to be milked from mountain goats raised by peasant shepherds in Spain. ie, forgivable.
Every Rings fan that trusted PJ & Company with this novel is in for a great reward. Even the lack of the Scouring doesn't seem like the major disappointment I thought it would be, if only because there's just so much to absorb in this movie.