I'm exhausted!

Rating: 5/10 (14 June 2004)

Whew! Gotta catch my breath before I start this writeup! ......Okay, I'm alright now. Sorry, but I just watched Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, and I feel as if I just ran 50 miles (whatever that feels like). Anyway, I'm tired man! This movie is a Die-Hardest film, where no matter how fast it goes or beaten up it gets, it just doesn't die. You think it's just about whipped and done for, but it keeps on going. If you've seen the movie A.I. you know exactly what I'm talking about. You think the movie is going to end or has ended (and rightfully you should), it instead goes on another round or two.
The intermission which they cruelly deprive us from in these marathon movies is removed as your mind takes on an endurance contest with a visual barrage of elements and then a ride on a turbo-charged merry-go-round. All of this to expel each....fading......breath....with.......another...............ending.