We wants a good film!

Rating: 1/10 (4 May 2004)

What an over-rated pile of toss! OOoooooooooh look at the effects! Oooooooh Gollum is so real! Ooooooooooh I'd love to have long blond hair and pointy ears! SHUT UP YOU FOOLS!!!!!! Why can't people just watch excellent films and appreciate them instead of being tossed around by the wild current of sensationalism and hype. All three of the films were, at best, average adaptations of the book but just because this is the last one, it gets the highest rating. It's a travesty that rubbish like this overtakes actual classic films on an otherwise excellent database. And don't get me started on Star Wars. This is fantastic nonsense. Over produced and under thought. Bad Taste is a far superior film. Stick with Schlock horror Jackson...and learn how to tie a tie!