Alternate Ending

Rating: 9/10 (30 September 2008)

I will here reveal the upcoming director's cut so don't read of you don't wanna hear the new ending: Five minutes into the first movie, Gandalf realized all he had to do was to get on one of those eagles, FLY to Mount Doom and simply TOSS IN the ring. The Hobbits stayed home, got drunk and were banned from the Green Dragon for life. Aragorn opened up a Pizza Hutt. The Orks were adopted by Angelina Jolie (all of them). Sauron became the next elected president of the United States by becoming a Republican. He invaded Afghanistan, Iraq and Belgium and was impeached after they found a certain "stained dress" in Legolas' apartment.