Three and a half hours of steaming dung!

Rating: Null/10 (22 February 2004)

Too long. Way, way too long. My ass is still asleep an hour later. Dialogue so bad it makes me long for a return to silent films. Acting that would make a soup star embarrassed. I'm just glad they're not planning a fourth one. The fact that this will probably win the Best Picture Oscar over Lost In Translation and Mystic River and that City of God wasn't even nominated for Best Picture is a crime.