Lord of the Rings: an imbecility in its rawest form

Rating: Null/10 (8 June 2006)

This movie was one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life, and believe me, I have seen many films. I cannot understand why every single person I have met so far said that they "loved" the movie "sooooooooooo much". I think a lot of people are being heavily influenced by the critics and all the hype. To begin with, the book itself sucks. It is so incredibly boring and cliché. Secondly, the acting was so unnatural. Thirdly, the film was nauseating and incredibly cheesy. Fourthly, the dirty little Hobbits with their furry feet are particularly detestable (especially Frodo). And lastly, the plot lacked substance and depth and the film lacked originality.
Allota people seem to be judging this movie by its special effects but we must remember that excellent special effects do not in any way ameliorate a big flop like the Lord of the Rings. And I cannot stand any longer all of these girls who rave about how "hot" Orlando Bloom is. UGGHHHHH!!!!!!