So good I quenched my desire for the urinal.

Rating: 9/10 (27 December 2001)

Shortly before walking into the theater to see this movie, my friend bought me a medium drink. And even though I'd emptied my bladder before said purchase and sipped sparingly from said drink, I found myself in desperate need of the restroom just as the hobbits reached Rivendell.
But I endured.
So absorbed in the story was I that I tapped my feet, squinched my legs, and performed all other manners of contortions to keep from wetting myself so that I could take in every second of cinematic bliss that unfolded on the screen before me.
So take heed -- drink nothing for several days before going to see this movie. Or take a bedpan with you.