Am I crazy or is it everybody else?

Rating: 1/10 (23 December 2001)

I did not enjoy this movie at all. This movie was completely boring, especially at 3 hours long. And what can I say happened over this 3 hour span? A guy made a ring. A different guy found the ring. They decide to destroy the ring. They try and get to the place where the ring can be destroyed. Then what? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Three hours of basically nothing. Sure, there were scary-looking monsters and all that crap almost every scary fantasy movie has. Nothing special. I went into the theater with an open mind. I don't usually like fantasy movies, but maybe this will change my mind. Everybody I know likes it. It must be good. The truth of the matter is that if the seats at the theater weren't so damn uncomfortable, I would have fallen asleep half-way through. But no. I had to stay awake and watch the rest of this boring, mindless piece of garbage that indeed did have an ending, but I'll be damned if I knew what it was. And they think I'll sit through two more movies like this one to find out if they actually end up throwing a ring down a stupid cliff. Right.