This film stinks. It's really bad filmmaking.

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2001)

I wish I could be funny about this. But this film lacked any style or rhythm to be funny about. The Fellowship of the Ring is an unreleasable disaster that has been wrongly forced upon the American people. A positive note is that the actors did a very good job considering what they were given. But the writers, director, and producers need to be chased out of Hollywood with shotguns, whips, and dogs on their heals.
The movie is unentertaining, boring. It never holds any suspense for the audience. Great movies display a mastery of ebb and flow in dialogue and action. The Fellowship displayed none of this, at all. Even bad movies show good ebb and flow. This movie ranks beneath all of the bad movies at the video store.
I was hoping that this would be a great film. As it turns out, this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Ever.