I'm The President of (TLOTR)'s Haters Confederation !

Rating: 1/10 (25 May 2008)

TOO MUCH PROPAGANDA: The continuous annoying importunity for it in newspapers, TV news, Radio news, in the streets, in the magazines, in the people's talking, all right on your ears and eyes to the extent that you'd think it was international hypnosis! So the one who don't even hear bout it; finds himself have no excuse but to love it, even without viewing it?!!

THE ATMOSPHERE: Love differs from one to another; that's life and that's the world as God already created it. So it's not only conceivable that you love what I hate; it's ordinary, it's certain, it's fate. Therefore, the mythical atmosphere here would be something great for you, and something stupid for else (read: me!). It's sick to bear its characters (tall and short?? I don't care!!), make-up, sets, costumes, and CGI. It's HELL, unbearable repulsive HELL. And all of those unshod people?? Put on shoes or sandals kids, that's not healthy for you!

THE PLOT: AAAHHHHHHHHH.. What in the world was that anyway??!! I couldn't follow up, or follow out the story. There are some holes and some illogical jumps, and I'm sorry not to go into detail, because I must watch the movie for a second time to show it probably, and that's something that will never happen again. I won't harm myself to that level once more. Not to mention how boring it was; knowing it's an adventure, and knowing how strong my patience is, I really couldn't stand it. I struggled against sleeping too many times, and as much as I was succeeding, I felt violently strangled. So, unlike me, I didn't take notices, having no memory from it afterwards (Yes, it was that painful!). It got no factor to lighten the unsightly everything, not even a relief. Moreover, the last 10 minutes about someone that had been killed, and how all the rest were sad??? Who's that man? And why he died? And why should I care? And if the evil forces took over the world, what would happen more than what we're living already? In one word, if you deem it funny, I deem it so silly, and not even silly in a laughable way!

THE CAST: I didn't like any of the actors in such roles, conflict, ears! I hated (Liv Tyler)'s too sweet, too soft performance. (Hugo Weaving) was in his worst performance ever. He looked like a parody of any evil character in any old Japanese cartoon series, or Mr. Smith from The Matrix, without the sunglasses. Perhaps (Ian Holm) was the only bearable one.

The HATEFUL VOICE OF RATIONALITY: Definitely, it was the wish for another kind of action adventure with no comics strip's superheroes, no customary American faces, no nudity, no sexual humor, being a fantasy not sci-fi; as the majority of the movies after Star Wars (1977)--which could abbreviate the whole globe in one conflict between good and evil. It has different satire also about avidity; whereas it makes you crazy, to torture yourself, all the other, and the entire world, then disappear. Thus the totally non-materialistic boy would be the ultimate hero. That's some rare message at that time which apparently attracted a lot of audience even unconsciously.

THE CONCLUSION: Accordingly, that very formula worked with grand ambition, as well as sincerity, from the side of New Zealand. BUT it's not one world one opinion, and it will never be. So maybe the main music theme and some of the backgrounds drew my attention. However, the whole thing was extremely heavy for me, not amusing at all, and with all the madness over it; it became too obnoxious. Hence, for the above-mentioned reasons, I established the confederation of "The Lord of The Rings' Haters" to end the state of estrangement among the million of tasteless people who loved it, and to empty our true feelings against such a movie, instead of exploding!