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Rating: 10/10 (14 November 2002)

Anyone who wastes their time without refund to say bad things about this film is a waste of life. No matter how much you love or hate this movie, this will satisfy everyone as the last review of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings to ever be displayed on the internet:
This is by far the best motion picture in history. And the only other films to be equal with this one will be The Two Towers and The Return of The King. Anyone who thinks otherwise can burn.
So there is no need to spend the time writing about this film anymore. This is the best film in history. Nothing else comes close, except for the sequels of course. Everyone knows that. Some people just don't want to admit the truth. Just remember, everyone who has seen this film knows deep in their hearts how beautiful it is. I feel sorry for those who thought that Titanic or Ballistics: Ecks vs. Ecks were among the greatest works of art. Sadly they are not. Remember loyal LotR fans, if you see these people on the street begging for change, they only want it to buy tickets for bad movies. Spare them and pity them. Don't even turn your head. Just keep walking.