So its about a bad ring they want to through in a volcano

Rating: 2/10 (23 August 2012)

Absolutely dire film. I was convinced by so many to watch this and i can't see why.
I'm not sure whether to bother with the rest, but i'm told to stick to it.
Basically, the first hour and half of the story is about a ring thats made to control all other rings (they have powers each one) and it's an evil ring. Over many years it gets passed on with untold past. Some hobbit find it and lives for 100 odd years old then decides to leave his town to die basically. That took 1 hour 30mins. The next hour is basically about the new guy with the ring, Frodo.
So he has it, then there's a meeting of different 'creatures' ie dwarfs, wizards, humans etc to see what should be done about the bad ring. After arguing for 10mins they decide they should all help frodo throw it in a volcano - the one it is made from.
Then the bull goes on with stupid weird sayings "thy nose is as abscondant as a flower on a june wall in may besides a river of everlasting water" or "my land was bright with light, with white towers of beauty, corn was growing in fields, the sheeps all with legs..." stupid annoying boring drawn out conversations about nothing.
Frodo is captured by Octopus thingy, which dangles frodo over its mouth (i assume to eat\kill) for about 10 minutes whilst the rest chop away at the legs not holding Frodo. If I was the Octpus, he'd have been eaten whilst i used my other legs to hold the others before i eat them. Not growl at him 18 times whilst each leg is chopped off.
I could go on writing about nothing that happened other than long sentences of random made up bull.