i hate this

Rating: 1/10 (11 September 2006)

i hate it i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is a mindlessly boring, childish piece of crap, a three hour film about WALKING. the hobbits are so annoying i wanted to execute each one of them personally. i spat on the person who made me watch this and haven't seen them since. if i do I will take them to Mount Boredoom and toss THEM into the flames.
three hours of my life down the pan so those ugly little gits can squirm about in Hollywood mud? un-pucking-believable. i don't blame Peter J, hes agreat director who's obviously found his money spinner - fair play, but unless you are either a kid or someone who loves this kind of twee nonsense, stay well clear. For fantasy at its best, Robert E Howard (Conan the Barbarian) is the true master.