Hobbits are my role models

Rating: 10/10 (26 April 2020)

I never wear anything on my feet even when I'm walking on muddy soil, dirty rotten floors and wet sand so this made me smile so much when witnessing that Sam and Frodo never wore shoes or socks. I also always crouch down when I'm standing up all the time so I never exceed more than 4 feet in height even though I'm really 5'10 if I stand all the way up.
I do that because I love being short and being a child's height as it makes me feel more childish, adventurous and gives me more of an excuse to be babied so extensively by my family and friends, just like Frodo was constantly babied by Gandalf I too live my life like I'm a toddler grasping for the milk from my mother's breast like an adorable little baby and the hobbits in this film really made me conclude that other people live their life as a baby the entire time too which is fantastic and doesn't make me feel so strange.