Dwarfs, Elves, and Hairy-feet Crap!

Rating: 1/10 (14 December 2001)

The books were like having my teeth pulled without novacaine, and you really expected me to enjoy this drivel? Why didn't they break into song every other second like in the books? I look forward to the next movies in the series like I look into having my entire body stripped of skin and dropped into a vat filled with ravenous rats.