Computer game on a screen

Rating: Null/10 (19 December 2001)

No No No - Some nice National Geographic type scenes which were the highlights for me (like going back to Wales or the Grand Canyon) but I felt like was watching Saturday morning cartoons for three hours. Belzimorph, Cultar, Jeemommabeb, Gyrthumm - make 'em up as you will, it's just a pile of swill with not much merit to it in my opinion. Boring! The elves in the very green grass reminded me of 'The Wizard of Oz' on a set that reminds me of my childhood train set layout. I've seen the 'fiery monster' in another, older movie. Add 'Night of the Living Dead' and a touch of one of those Quake/Dungeon whatever they are video games and a blue-eyed kid with a magic sword and an indestructible ring - gimme a break! Nearly fell asleep but the noises kept waking me up.