Mucht from Grolkisdon (III)!

Rating: 10/10 (12 October 2006)

After seeing Lord of the Rings I yelled, "Shalphit", never before had I seen such a load of "Mucht". I found this movie quite depressing, as I am a big fan of horses. Seeing these beautiful creatures, gallop around, in what was clearly not their "Habhicht". A major mistake I noticed was that in the 68th minute the black horse was clearly meant to be ginger. A black horse in a environment with #569 Green grass can not be ridden upon a black Fruchtenlier horse. The horse would have instantly acquired the deadly Brochzbilmer disease and after a number of minor seizures died.The total number of mistakes I found with horses was 165 and three eighths. I will not list these. Another major mistake I was able to notice was that of Orlando Blooms hair colour. In the 78th minute at the 56th second I noticed a major change in his hair colour. From what was a Pale Grey colour #67 dye, it changed to a Pale Gray #67 and a half dye. Very disappointed was I had expected so much more from a great hair stylist such as Roidberg von Eulhin. I have not enjoyed this movie which has been awarded 4 Oscars. "Chitdurf" I say to the Academy.