ZERO on a scale of 10

Rating: 1/10 (4 January 2002)

It is impossible for me to tell you how desperately you need to NOT go to this movie. IT IS A TOTAL RIPOFF!!!!!
All they had to do was throw it in the lake or give it to Big Bird to drop in the volcano. That would have been too simple, but it would have saved me $8 plus what seemed like a week and a half of my time.
But, if it were just a weak movie (and I don't think I can ever remember giving any movie a ZERO) then fine. I was prepared to give it a 6 or maybe a 7 until the last 30 seconds when I knew it was ending.
SPOILER?? Though I don't see why this would be a spoiler. The spoiler would be if I DIDN'T tell you this. YOU CANNOT EVER, EVER, EVER have a movie that has no ending!!! You can have a TV episode without an ending. You wait a week and watch it. Doesn't cost you a cent. Set the VCR. But you cannot EVER have a movie that does it. Totally unacceptable and I will do anything and everything in my meager powers to see to it that not one person ever spends one second of their time or one cent of their hard-earned labor to line the pockets of the thieves that stole from me.
For the love of God, for the sake of humanity, don't even THINK about going to see this rip-off!