No way!

Rating: 6/10 (2 November 2002)

The best movie of all time...13 nominations...still crap.Why? Because of the horrible actors,and the horrible....how can I call it...DURATION! This movie is the best movie of all time, only if The Sixth Sense is a comedy! As a normal citizen, I had to be "very smart" to get my tickets a few hours early, because the cinema was almost FULL! Well,that isn't weird considering of what people have been saying..."Best movie I ever saw!!!" Luckily, I didn't await to be surprised by the movie, meaning I didn't await for it to be excellent...maybe good! And that was very smart again, because the movie would've been a disappointment otherwise. LOTR was more of a parody, than of a serious movie! The great ideas of the book must've got lost, because the idea of friendship, and the idea that evil lies in the smallest things weren't the ones considered most important in the movie. Smallest things.....money! They always take control of you...so did the ring.I do NOT doubt that the book wasn't good, and that the movie didn't have good intentions, BUT the movie was not of good quality. First of all it took too long...I almost fell asleep at some scenes.
The actors were rather pathetic...but I must say, that stupidity is always nice to laugh at, as long as you aren't the stupid one!
-The "nice" scenes where they all fought with hundreds of goblins,or what they were,and they defeated them! That was incredible...fun! And then, when our "friend",stuffed up with arrows, fought as if he'd just came out of the shower, was hilarious! And the "sweet" beheading! The movie surely didn't rise to the standards imposed by "A Beautiful Mind", and wasn't worthy of many Oscars. And I was delighted when I saw that it didn't win at the important categories...finally, some smart decisions. I don't want to be misunderstood...this movie wasn't that terrible...I surely went too far with the negative things, because so many said it was the best of all time...no. This movie was a mediocre movie, with a mediocre cast. What was worth hearing...I guess you know what I want to say...the soundtrack...Also, the visual effects were splendid! But, how should I put this: sound and effects just don't add up in the best movie of all times...not even in a good movie. Well...a mark...5 or 6/10. Sorry for all the people I insulted, but I just can't understand what people saw in this movie...sorry...I'm probably the stupid one here. Right?