Star Wars eat your heart out

Rating: 9/10 (26 February 2002)

If you don't know the story you obviously haven't done enough hash as a child. Go and see the movie instead - you are unlikely to be disappointed. Inspiring and original yet in keeping with the author's original vision. Hot elf chicks too and, unlike most movies that have wall-to-wall CGI, allows the actors plenty of room to do their stuff. Star Wars eat your heart out.