Therapy Session!

Rating: 1/10 (23 December 2011)

Reading pages and pages of reviews by people who hated this movie has helped restore my faith in the human race. I also fell for the hype when LOTR was released, and it made me wonder if conspiracies might prevent certain films from receiving the ratings they deserve. More likely, though, I'm giving people too much credit, because the vast majority of amateur reviewers, to my utter amazement, actually liked this movie. As for my two cents, I've viewed thousands of films in my lifetime and this one easily is in the bottom five percent. Just a relentlessly boring movie with virtually no plot, and bland characters filmed in non-stop close-ups. I'm getting hot flashes just thinking about those dreadful three hours I spent in the theater watching this film. Honest truth: I need money badly, but for $100 I would not watch this movie again.