I HATE THIS!!!

Rating: 1/10 (17 June 2004)

In my times I have known many an overrated film but never one as overrated as this pile of puke. Audiences around the world cheer as the curly haired Frodo and various other people group together to go to some place to destroy a ring. I mean for God's sake what's the bloody point of it all? I really found the film pretty boring and decidedly pointless. And to make things worse they all have the stupidest names like Gandalf or Gimli or whatever that weird short guy with the stupid axe is called. I cringed at the sites of people either lumbering about yelling "you shall not pass" or making themselves invisible by putting on a stupid piece of metal. I am going to stop commenting on this film since there are much more interesting things to think about like how far I could throw the piece of my fingernail that just came off. The only good thing I could say about this film is that it is better than "Moulin Rouge", (at least it didn't have Nicole Kidman in it).