Wow...Boring AND Long! What a Combo!

Rating: 1/10 (27 November 2002)

I had heard, like everyone else, what a fantastic movie this was. Start to finish, supposed to be an absolute classic.
I've never been so bored in my life.
The effects and sound are excellent, but that doesn't help the fact that a bunch of Americans acting like Brits, speaking only in gibberish, constantly running in and out of trouble, is terminally boring.
How many more (Object) of (Place)'s could they introduce for you to also not care about? I mean, if they want to just "imagine" us races and species of characters, couldn't at least ONE of them be useful or interesting?
By the end of the FIRST hour, I was hoping the good guys would win. By the end of the SECOND hour, I was hoping the bad guys would win. By the end of the THIRD hour, with the DVD over, I was still sitting on my couch, WAITING FOR A DAMN ENDING.
I want my money and my 3 hours back.
This movie is dreadfully long, horribly boring, and is missing the, oh-what-do-you-call-it, an ENDING.
Almost as much fun as watching geeks in Jr High play Dungeons and Dragons, but not quite.