The Longest Turd

Rating: 2/10 (8 June 2005)

I typically like Adam Sandler's movies. This one was a turd, though. I didn't believe any of the relationships. I did not believe his character bonded or felt for these criminal misfits in the least. All the talk about bonding... I didn't see it.
Very few laughs. And is Chris Rock's act getting tired? Old, played out racial references... Nothing new, nothing funny. Rock did have the funniest line in the movie, though: "I'll teach you how to football, just don't eat me."
I must admit I've never seen the original Longest Yard, but it must have been better than this!
2 out of 10.