The Longest Yard

Rating: 4/10 (23 October 2005)

The Longest Yard is a flat and pointless exercise in Adam Sandler's homophobic and sexist jokes, Chris Rocks racist jokes that hang on bad language, and Burt Reynolds's stupid smile and for him to act young once again. The story is horrible, it was horrible in the original but the rest of the movie was good enough to almost cover it up. The screenplay is crap, the dialogue is their but really sucks, the characters are'nt even there. The acting is horrible, Adam Sandler has given so many bad performances, more than any other actor has, but has also given two amazing one's in Punch Drunk Love, and Splanglish. The direction is horrible, this director has done similar things with all his films, all of which really suck. The visual effects are fair, but look fake very often.