200 NFL players should line up and kick Sandler in the nuts

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2013)

This movie should be called a tribute to the absolute wonderfulness of Adam Sandler, by Adam Sandler. Sandler plays a pro football player who behaves like a jerk and goes to prison. There he forms a football team and they play a revenge game against the guards. That's pretty much it.
This movie is a remake of a much better movie starring Burt Reynolds. Reynolds could carry it off because he was in fact a college player. Nobody, no matter how stupid believes for a minute that Sandler could make a high school team. When an actor makes a movie like this and is cast as a macho he-man, even though he is clearly a wimpy girlie man, they should permit the real NFL players, all of them to kick the pretending actor in the balls. Even the kickers. Especially the kickers. This is Sandler's second offense, he did the same crap in Waterboy.
The only time a movie should be re-made is when the original, and every print, DVD, VHS, Beta and laser disk was destroyed in the same fire and civilization would crumble without this artistic achievement. This is not at all true, the original was a decent popcorn movie, this is crap.
Sandler reminds of the ego of Jerry Lewis minus the talent. Every movie he has been in would have been better if some other actor, any other actor played the Sandler part. Since the only reason to re-make this movie was so Sandler could once again massage his ego and play a macho football player, all of the prints, DVDs should be destroyed.
For all of you people who gave this crap a high score, I hope your tastes in movies improve by your tenth birthday.