The Emperor Definitely Has New Clothes

Rating: 1/10 (14 January 2016)

There are some things in this world that I simply don't get. I love things that are a bit "off" sometimes (such as Napoleon Dynamite is a great film), but this movie was absurd. I was entertained for a bit, but that was only while I still had hope that something would redeem this nonsense... but it never happened. Once the end credits rolled, all hope was lost. If you're one who appreciates things like, well let's say, Jackson Pollock... I guess this film would be good for you. But it's not for me, and I'm sure MOST people would feel the same. I have to write ten lines, otherwise I would have quit already. This film just isn't worth it.