Stupid Premise

Rating: 1/10 (14 December 2018)

If you were under a deadline to either find a mate or be turned into an animal, you'd find a partner right freakin' quick.Am I supposed to believe a cute young blonde can't find a boyfriend on a moment's notice, never mind 45 days or whatever it is?
Cripes, for most of the history of the world and for half the world still, marriages are arranged. Am I supposed to believe everbody is so miserable about their quickie relationships?
The inert acting (score another bad performance by Colin Farrell). The depressing quartet soundtrack. The unbelievable premise. The dark colours.
Horrible.
I'd have walked out of the theatre. Luckily I was watching for free on TV and was able to change the channel.