The worst movie I have seen in a long time

Rating: 1/10 (7 March 2016)

I created an IMDb account just so that I could let out some steam after watching this movie.
As soon as the black screen came on and just before the credits I had already started shouting negativity at the screen with a real venom.
I used phrases that I probably cannot repeat here but you probably can imagine what I spurted out. I don't think I've ever done that before after watching a movie.
I cannot understand how anyone could in anyway enjoy watching this movie.
Oh, wait, you mean it was on purpose? To get this reaction from people like me? You enjoy this? The jokes are on you. I can't wait to use the line "Have you seen The Lobster?".
The lowest grade in acting, voice, soundtrack and story. F- in all categories.
If you're reading this then DO NOT SEE this movie. Seriously, it's bad, very bad.
This movie is "attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed." or in one word: PRETENTIOUS.
Of the worst kind.