Get real people. This movie sucks.

Rating: 1/10 (17 February 2016)

First and foremost this movie is not funny. The fact that all the critics are raving about it is ridiculous and silly. It's like none of them want to admit they didn't like it because it is supposed to be all artistic and great or something.
The movie could not have been worse. Not a single funny moment in the entire film. About as funny as cardboard and just about as colorful.
There are not deeper meanings in the movie. It does not hint at human themes or reveal any sort of truths. It is simply a series of very boring and stupid scenes collected together until finally it ends.
If you watch it and think, "what the heck is this, I must be missing something". Do not worry. You did not miss anything, the movie is like a bad joke on the viewer.
The Lobster is a looser and that is the truth.
This may be the only honest and real review you ever read about this horrible movie.