"Some excuses are without doubt, better than others..."

Rating: 5/10 (29 January 2017)

Quite coincidentally and without aforethought, I started knocking down a few about a half hour before starting to watch this movie. I almost never do that, but in this case it was strangely apropos. Now I like quirky, and the first half of the movie, even though a lot of it was non-sensical, managed to elicit it's fair share of laughs from this viewer. But what I originally thought might have been daring and brilliant eventually just collapsed upon itself. It's got nothing on Monty Python, and the thing just wound up wearing me out. I was never so glad for any kind of ending to put this picture out of it's misery, no matter how stupid, and that's exactly what happened.
However - the story had some great lines I'd like to highlight:
"I'm sorry I've got blood on your shirt."
"Don't expect anyone else to dig your grave for you or carry your corpse."
"You don't need to accept rabbits from other people."
And my personal favorite - "You wouldn't want your face eaten by dogs, would you?"
I put that all in here so the reader knows at least that I was paying attention.