This Lobster Stinks of Dead Fish

Rating: 1/10 (24 June 2016)

Oh God, this thing was a real challenge to sit through. I kept wishing I wore a watch so I could calculate how much more agony I was going to be forced to endure. Not having a watch made it even more unbearable as I kept thinking it's gotta be over in just a minute or two but no, it went on and on and on. And the longer it went on the less I knew what it was about. By the end it seemed like a random collection of images with no rhyme or reason. Which was fine, I didn't care anymore, just get me the hell out of here. And the crowning blow was you don't even get any lobster! Back in the day with "Attack Of The Crab Monsters" at least you got some real crab activity. With this you get nothing. No lobster, no butter, no fun.