This is a terrible and cruel movie.

Rating: 3/10 (7 June 2016)

This is a terrible movie which makes absolutely no sense. It's slow, plodding, poorly written and acted, pretentious, and incredibly cruel.
People are sent to a sadistic and fascist "hotel" where they must find a mate in 45 days or the're turned into animals. The maid grinds her posterior on the groins of male guests to arouse, but not satisfy them. WTF?
If he fails, David (Colin Farrel) wants to be turned into a lobster. This is a crustacean which crawls on the bottom of the ocean eating dead and decaying material, and if caught, is thrown alive into a boiling pot to be eaten.
It's also very cruel. A donkey is shot in the opening scene. A woman kicks a dog to death for no apparent reason. Later a woman is blinded because she showed affection for David. I suspect that this was supposed to be a dark comedy, and a parody on love and relationships. But cruelty is NOT funny.
I think perhaps the director is trying to resolve some emotional issues from his childhood. Maybe his mommy didn't let him have a dog, and he's taking it out on all of us. I will never watch another one of his films.
Please do yourself a favor and do NOT see this movie. Save your money to go watch a good movie, or at least one which is not this cruel.