One word review: awful

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2018)

The lobster is possibly one of the worst movies ever made.
The characters are thrown in a dystopian world where singles have 45 days to get back on track and find a soul mate or be transformed into animals. And it gets even worse. Inmates at the "coupling hotel", which is a mix between a lunatic asylum and the love boat, are forced to hunt each other with anaesthetic darts to prolong their stay at the hotel and get more chances to mate.
Acting is pretty dreadful: Colin Farrel could not act to save his life, and apparently it was an "artistic" choice to make all characters behave like lobotomy patients.
The hero does not get a better deal with the revolutionaries, singles that chose to live in the woods, and whose rules are even more stringent.
In the end, if you have to choice between watching "the lobster" or doing anything else, including plucking your nose for two hours, please choose the latter.