This Lobster Stinks

Rating: 1/10 (2 April 2018)

This movie is utterly dreadful, possibly the worst film I've ever seen in more than 50 years of movie-watching. This is not a story about human beings, it's about cardboard automatons moving around a landscape, doing and saying things that actual humans never would. "True reflections of our society"? "An absurdist screwball comedy"? In some nightmare parallel universe, maybe. Words aren't adequate to describe how much I loathed this film. It made me want to poke my own eyes out so I would never again have to watch a movie as bad as this one. I wish I could give it a rating of zero. Run away! Run far, far away!!