Fails Bechdel test. Fails Race Test. Pointless animal cruelty.

Rating: 1/10 (20 April 2017)

This movie fails the Bechdel. Watching this movie with the Bechdel test in mind, it honestly felt like this movie intentionally failed. There are plenty of times when women spoke to each other about things other than men, but none of the characters were named. I realize this was sort of a humorous aspect of this movie as most of the cast wasn't named but rather called things like "Room 187" or "biscuit woman". But the three main male roles were actually named, and even the main character's DOG had a name. It reached a level of absurdity when not long after the men introduced themselves by name, female characters said "let me introduce you to my best friend" without saying any names.
This movie fails the race test. There were only a couple black actors and none of their characters were ever brought into the plot in any substantial way.
This movie passes the Gay test on a technicality since the main character clearly would check the bisexual box on a form if that was an option. But this was never actually fleshed out as he only ever expressed romantic interest in female characters.
The movie was also unnecessarily cruel to animals. You will not see the "no animals were harmed in the making of this film" at the end of the credits.
The trailer made it seem like this would be a fun quirky movie. It was far from that.