Love against all Oddity

Rating: 2/10 (28 January 2020)

Let me start my review by saying that if i could describe this movie in three words they would be: Odd, Weird and Strange.
This is a typical slow paced European movie, with a Greek Director.
I'll start with a small synopsis describing the movie.
Single people in a near future, according to the laws of "The City", are taken to The Hotel a kind of reformatory prison, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days OR as a consequence of failing they are transformed into a animal of their choice.
The protagonist (Colin Farell) chooses a Lobster, hence the name of the movie.
Lets start with the GOOD... Colin Farell and Rachel Weiss are great actors, and actually do a good job with the script handed to them. The cinematography, and the scenery used in the movie were nice to see.
Now the BAD... This is the weirdest, strangest movie i have seen by far this year.
The strange bad script, that some might consider to be intellectual and a well done satire, i consider to be just absurd. Nonsense and rubish lines are all over the place. I could excuse the short Budget the director had, and i know this movie tries to be like a theather play, but the fact is that the movie plot is just ridiculous from the beggining till the end with a runtime of almost 2 hours of Borefest. I just laughed in a scene were a women makes a bad suicide attempt, by jumping from the hotel into her demise, but utterly failing. So she stayed on the floor agonizing in pain, screaming! NOW tell me, is this funny or nauseating???
Instead of saying to you to avoid the movie, i recommend for you to see the movie.You will like all the other movies you see in the future so much more.
If you want to see a slow paced, but very well scripted, european vibe movie see BLINDNESS instead it is great. It is scripted after a book made by a Nobel prize winner of my country Portugal called Jose Saramago.
P.S: I Wish a Lobster would destroy this bad script with their bare hands, i mean claws :) I give a 2 out of 10 for the actors performance.