pretentious, boring, all style no substance

Rating: 5/10 (6 June 2016)

First of all, probably the weirdest film I've seen this year. People go to hotel to meet someone and if they don't find a partner in certain amount of time they are turned into an animal.
The film is unrealistic, strange, the dialogue is bad, all the characters are bland without feeling or emotion, and the voice over is just annoying.
Thing that don't make sense.
The character are there to find a partner, and if they don't they will be turned into an animal, yet no one seems desperate, or looks entirely bothered about meeting anyone what so ever.
Why do they go in the woods and shoot each other with tranquilizers? There's no background on any of the characters pain why they chose to go thee in the first place and how they made the decision to go there.
No backound on the owners, and how they have come up with this twisted, weird place, and no pleasure,of any emotion is shown from what they gain by it.
What actually happens when they supposedly get turned into animals? If people become a couple why do they go back as a couple, when the whole point is to find a partner.
If the object is to find a partner why cant they have sex? Why are there people staying in the woods rebelling against the hotel, yet doing pretty much the same thing, why don't they just go back and live a normal life.
All these and so many more questions unanswered in the film, plus the director tries to be too arty in a wes anderson way but to no avail. none of it works and the whole film is just a mess.
I've given the film a generous 5 because i suppose it did just enough to make me want to see what happened at the end, but even that was a disappointment and id never watch it again or recommend it.