'It's not Science fiction, it's an over-extended university Arts project.'

Rating: 1/10 (15 December 2015)

Before I slate this film, I just want to make it clear that I didn't find this movie truly awful due to a lack of intelligence and understanding but quite the opposite.
It was painfully obvious from the outset that 'The Lobster' is highlighting the embarrassing awkwardness of conditioned humans trying to find love or feeling forced to.
It made the same point over and over again for nearly two hours whilst smothering the viewer with that obvious, over-used, "quirky" style now common in the advertising industry.
I feel the kind of people this movie would appeal to are the very same over educated, out of touch, pompous people that would spend £1,000,000 on 120 bricks piled neatly into a rectangle.
It's like they used all that hard earned cash they've made producing adverts for Banks with quirky banjo-playing students in the background to make one, big, long, boring film.
I would go into extreme detail picking this film apart artistically but I've already wasted nearly two hours of my life watching it.
It's not Science fiction, it's an over-extended university Arts project.
Wishy-Washy, dull and like an idea in it's early stages.