A dreadful film which shouldn't exist

Rating: 2/10 (13 June 2017)

Thinking that his wife no longer loves him, a man is sent to a hotel where he must find a partner within 45 days or be turned into an animal of his choice.
Although it sounded like a good idea, this movie turned out to be a completely different animal than what I was expecting. It portrays a series of events, taken by a couple of characters which seem to be completely retarded. Whatever they do, even the most basic acts, like speaking, seems awkward, stupid and even sometimes degrading. The events which occur seem to lead nowhere, thus making it as boring as hell, very slow paced and ultimately pointless.
While it manages to keep you focused for a whopping 10 minutes, it simply loses grip thanks to its idiotic and senseless plot, not to mention the completely retarded characters. It's a very bad movie which simply insults your intelligence, presents absolutely nothing while it was supposed to draw a smile on your face every once in a while. I'm very surprised that this kind of abominations receive such large acclaims and to say that it was an Oscar nominee makes matters even worse.
I cannot tell you how much I regret the time wasted with this nonsense. Furthermore, I simply cannot understand how the two main actors, Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz, for whom I have high appreciation, decided to accept such dreadful roles in such a bad movie. I can only encourage you to avoid it by far but you would still want to see it out of curiosity as I did and eventually ending up in an utter disappointment which is quite hard to express only by words.