Whaaat!?

Rating: 1/10 (3 February 2019)

I have started watching this movie. I could not watch it. No, really I could not. My brain was all about what am I watching at. Nothing is moving but their facial expressions and voices are to reveal what is going on. Everything else is static, not movable.
I mean, are you joking with me? What kind of music or additional script can compensate for that? It is indeed just some kid moving the figures around and talking to himself of what is happening? If that was actually done that way, without even facial expressions it would be better, on TV, for kids, 2 years old 5 minutes segment.
This is not a movie in any technical sense. There is nothing to like or dislike for me. There is nothing to watch. They say Gandalf was there. Where? One of figurine was Gandalf? Which one? You see, you have to tell me which one.
The major problem is actually a camera work. I mean everything is too big and then suddenly you have to pay attention to a face, one face moving which is just one small part of the screen. There is nothing that points to that particular face, but the surrounding is static and big.
As an experiment, fine, ok, funny, but no more than 5 minutes. A feature movie. No.
The trouble for me is, if this movie has this high rating, what am I going to watch in the future? Nothing. As all people will start liking poop like this one, and I will have to watch "oldies" forever.
What is the next movie then? La Linea, full 120 minutes feature. But that cannot work. These kind of cartoons are 5 minutes long for a reason.
As I said this is not a movie, but if somebody was actually able to parse it to 5 minutes segments, maybe it would work then. It does not work for me, except watching a very small portion of on YouTube. Once.