Great Way to Get Kids Hooked on Merch

Rating: Null/10 (11 October 2019)

A great premise for a film gets bogged down in attempts to incorporate every single character from every single franchise owned by the studio, and ends in an inexplicable 'traditional family' setting. The only true feat is managing to make a film about Lego, and seemingly with Lego, without giving the creativity of children any real impetus; don't create Lego worlds from within, rather buy our pre-packaged characters; and if you lack a story, please immerse yourself in any number of our existing films and series. It's hard to imagine why Lego would allow for this trifle to advertise their products, that is, until you notice the $60,000,000 budget.
The greatest irony of all, is the fact that the film features an evil corporation with a Bond villain CEO who is trying to control the minds of the people. I don't understand why this corporation wasn't victorious in the end, because considering the Box Office revenue, that would have been the one genuine moment of the film.