Incredibly stupid, dull, and cliche--It hurts to watch this flick

Rating: Null/10 (27 November 2002)

I didn't finish watching this film, but I bet I could tell you how it ends. It's filled with the kind of childish predictability for the less-than-average-intelligence audience. After the first hour, I found myself becoming more intrigued by the lint between my toes. The cliches keep piling on top of each other until you just wait in anticipation for the whole thing to come crashing down. The little kid plays a role that's seemingly to important and waaaaaay overdramatic; you would never see such a thing happen in real life. Also, there's something incredibly unrealistic about the way the words of a 30-year-old screenwriter come out of an 8-year-old's mouth. This movie is the farthest thing from real life there is.
Matt Damon. Disgusting.
Will Smith. Boring.
And Charlize. The south will never claim her.
I hate the game of golf, and this movie made me hate it even more. Don't waste your money or time, people.