Dances with Wolves: Search and Replace Yellow Skins for Red Skins

Rating: 3/10 (3 January 2004)

Another white man's burden movie: This time with Tom Cruise teaching the Samurai how to fight. Hell, there are even flashbacks to naughty white guys slaughtering redskins. The movie has everything. There is some gorgeous cinematography. And Ken Wantanabe is simply mesmerizing whenever he is on screen. But beyond that, the movie is utterly predictable, condescending and manipulative.