The Last Schmaltz..

Rating: 1/10 (26 April 2012)

Cruise plays himself in a laughably amateur rendition of Dances with Wolves. The plot is too asinine to describe but be sure the American Hero saves the day against all odds and despite numerous fatal injuries. Bad acting, horrid scripting, a dog-tired plot and a dramatic cliché waiting to jump you like a ninja, every 5 minutes.
The film was histrionic, continuously looping, cluelessly slow and generally speaking so utterly unconvincing and banal, I'm honestly baffled the project ever got off the ground.
The masses gave it a 7.7
I gave it an hour.