White bread height challenged 'ganjin' saves Nippon?

Rating: Null/10 (8 January 2011)

This is another in a long line of white bread saving others from themselves. Last one that stank this much was Costner in 'Dances With Wolves' Cruise gives a decent performance if he is not allowed to 'direct' i.e. attempt to be 6 feet tall by acting 'tough'. Michael Mann's brilliant 'Collateral'. Kubrick's last full effort 'Eyes Wide Shut'. Barry Levinson's 'Rainman', and Pollack's 'The Firm' but that is counter slammed by drek courtesy of directors in it for the money or unable to rein in shorty -
This piece of nonsense along with: Top Gun, Mission Impossibles, far and Away, Days Of Thunder, Born on JFK's (4th of July) Grave, Losing It, 'Cocktail' well frankly this was a film right up shorty's alley and oh yeah almost forgot he playing Stauffenberg in 'Valkyrie' - short guy wants to be a mensch.
This film was a pathetic mess with the 'de rigeur' natives standing back in awe as dwarf white bread has 'had enough' and lashes out against oppression.
Funniest scene was watching Cruise as 'Lego Boy' and the poor Japanese girl having to stand behind him (not too close i.e. she has to be Nicole Kidman and wear flats or stand in a hollowed out box lest she bluntly show dwarf boy he is a dwarf.
This is such an awful film truly awful and perfect for Scientology hero Tommie.