Definitely Oscar-worthy

Rating: 2/10 (29 December 2019)

It is that bad.
It is the same old situation. Fallen hero of USofA goes overseas and takes care of the situation, beds the local skanks and finds personal redemption.
Believe it or not the samurai (with 500 years of tradition) learn samurai principles from the pissed out of his mind new arrival. They also learn to double back as a military tactic (!!?!?!?!?).
Hey, 2 stars because the wife wasn't a tattooed and pierced redneck from Texas who needs to lose 100 pounds.