USA saves Japan? Hollywood-crap once again...

Rating: 1/10 (31 January 2004)

The story is really, really weak. Total hollywood crap and nothing is surprising or even creative. The music is horrible and adds to a terrible movie-experience.
Highlights:
* Tom Cruise becomes a GREAT samuraj (with everything that comes with that) in a couple of months...
* Learns to speak japanese quite alright during a winter...
* Tom realizes that alcohole is bad for him...
* Tom finds love in a woman, which husband he has just killed...
* The last words of the great samuraj kotamura is in ENGLISH...
* It takes an american to teach japan's emperor to understand the way of the world (an emperor who, unfortunately, resembles Michael Jackson)...
The worst movie of the year... so far... without a doubt...
/H