Bad One

Rating: 3/10 (25 September 2019)

As expected in a bad American movie, the protagonist completely transforms from a shaky drunkard to an American gigolo bedding the local women who are wet for him and becomes a military and political leader in 2 weeks. After being recruited to lead an army whose function is to exterminate a village of samurais, he is captured by the enemies when losing the battle and there begins its transformation. Yup the Japanese need a white man to pursue their restless dream of a pure Japanese country!!!
Next for people who like this crap: Memoirs Of A Geisha where all the Japanese geisha are... Chinese!!