Roger Corman presents "The Last Samurai"

Rating: 1/10 (27 June 2006)

See Tom Cruise get his leg blown off in one shot and have it healed in the next! See his arm blown off at the shoulder in one shot and have it healed in the next! See the samurai get hit with a half-dozen rifle bullets or Gatling gun bullets yet keep on charging and swinging their swords! See Tom Cruise and the samurai suffer so many wounds that they should have bled to death within one minute, yet continue talking and/or fighting! See the samurai archers never miss and the soldiers not hit anything with their rifles! See dead soldiers disappear from the set so the fresh ones don't trip over their bodies! See the extremely rare event wherein a woman falls in love with Tom Cruise's character! See Hollywood clichés not used in decades! See the screenwriters searching for a copy of "Screenwriting for Dummies"!