Piece of crap

Rating: 2/10 (29 May 2007)

I finally finished watching this movie after falling asleep to it 3 nights in a row, and I must say: What a genuine load af garbage! First things first; the acting is absolutely horrendously performed by the whole cast. Even Ben Kingsley is a joke in this movie. But everybody does their share of poor acting: from the crude stupid barbarians, to the insanely hot chick, to the boy (our main character) who is just the most annoying little brat ever. The makers of the movie tries, ia a very pathetic low-fi kind of-way, to give the film a LoTR feel to it, usually accompanied by the most vulgar, irritating and repetitive soundtrack ever. Often it gets kinda funny though: Our heroes is preparing for the last stand, looking out past the castle walls, they see the enemy approaching: Hero1: "How many are there?" Hero2: "Thousands... maybe more" . - What like millions? This movie is lame from the beginning to the end so I advise you not to waste two hours of your life, like I did, watching this garbage. It must be the worst movie I have seen this year along with Clercs 2. The only reason I do not rate this 1 is because of the chick, who is sooooo hot, she makes some of the scenes kinda watchable. The plot? Who cares it's lame.