Unforgivably contrived

Rating: 4/10 (5 October 2003)

From its shallow plot to its "Scooby-doo" ending, this film was a major disappointment. (And I wasn't expecting much to begin with.) I found the chase scene which promoters claimed to be one of the most exciting ever to be about as thrilling as Sunday drive to church. At least the forced, awkward dialog felt right coming out of the mouths of the underdeveloped, unbelievable characters. Edward Norton and Seth Green can't help but let their talent show, but the rest of the cast's performances were forgettable at best.
This film remained in my local theater for the nearly 4 months, which proves I live in a rather tasteless community. Over all, the film is mildly entertaining but lacks the tension and excitement films of this genre require to be memorable.
4 / 10.