shocking

Rating: 1/10 (4 January 2004)

Terrible, terrible movie, the only good thing that came out of me going to see this film was that i got to sit next to a sexy young lady. it wasn't even a good bad film, it was so insanely rubbish that i found myself laughing out loud more than a few times.
inanely predictable, insipid acting, and less than compelling viewing, quite frankly, i only stayed cos i paid Â£4 to see this and i figured anyone that stupid deserves some sort of punishment.
what this film does is what most dull and souless sequels do, makes money, gives people a few hours of entertainment, hits a few chart positions. great. what it doesnt give you is that feeling you get long after watching a truly great movie, the feeling that you have really experienced something, its not a movie you will remember for years afterwards, it's simply a film to take you from late evening to a little bit later evening without any danger of actually achieving anything. you wont find yourself quoting lines from it, 30 years on..thats for sure.
all in all, i'd say if you don't particularly care what you go out to see tonight, go and see this, its got action, somewhat of a storyline, and a bit of good old fashioned geekery from carrot boy himself, no, not Jasp. the perfect film to while away a few hours, doing something which doesnt get you too involved and leaves you feeling the same as when you went in, only with the ability to appreciate going home more than you used to.
yeah, go home and get drunk. thats better, go on, you know you want to. it's ok, you can just tell people where you've been for the last two hours..its ok, they'll forgive you in time. it's been 3 months, i'm allowed to sleep in the dog kennel now..