ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! thieving hollywood scum....

Rating: 1/10 (12 September 2003)

Right, thats it, hollywood has gone too far. OK, I know hollywood will happily steal the plot, and even the name from a brilliant film, and use half-*£&$^ actors with no real skill (except for Ed Norton, who clearly wants to have nothing to do with the film but conractually has no choice) and proceed to mindlessly kill anything in it that may have retained some quality. that still doesn't make it right in my eyes. I've seen this remake, it sucks, and should never have been made. this pointless pile of crud will probably offend most intelligent americans, but please the mindless masses who think the world was black and white before the 60's, and have trouble counting to 11 because they don't have that many fingers.....

Hollywood can burn in hell, there is only one "The Italian Job", and that has Michael Caine and Noel Coward.