Why bother?

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2003)

Hey. isn't Wahlberg the guy that was in the remake of Planet of the Apes? So what is he, the king of remakes? (Plus wasn't Wahlberg's twin Matt Damon in the remake of The Bourne Identity?) I loved Boogie nights, but it beats me why they waste money on stuff like this when the original was priceless. Who can forget Noel Coward lording it over everyone on his throne in prison? Hollywood, it's time for a paradigm shift!