like watching 50 adverts strung together..

Rating: 1/10 (22 April 2004)

...and you feel just as emotionally involved with the 'characters' in this supremely apalling film. So obviously funded by product placement, this movie has not one OUNCE the wit of 'Oceans eleven' which it tries so hard to ape. I've seen bricks with more charisma than Mark Wahlberg- and Charlize is his 2D, Cindy doll counterpart. The dialogue was hewn by cretins and polished by potatoes. Oh and if you were looking for a remake of 'the Italian Job'?- Forget it. It bears only ONE similarity. They drive mini's. FOR GODS SAKE don't rent this film!