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Rating: 4/10 (10 January 2006)

Spawned from the soulless heart of the director Michael Bay If you've never heard of him he directed such greats as the Rock, Armageddon and Pearl Harbor. To say there is nothing nice to say about three films is a slight exaggeration but not as much exaggeration needed to follow King Kong. The island seems to be another pretty product, that stretches poor Michael's imagination bless him with only MTV to guide his action sequences he falls far from the mark in producing anything but a series of Music videos to advertise big name brands. This was connected by not the story line but by Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson who at a guess is why you'd watch the movie in the first place.