Absolutely appalling

Rating: 1/10 (31 January 2010)

I was told by a friend that this was worth seeing but, my word, there are few films that I just can't manage to watch to the end. This is one of them - the storyline is dreadful and so obvious. You can see exactly what's going to happen by all the clues that they leave on-screen. After about 1 hour I had had enough. It just turned to special effects as they had nothing else to say - boom, crash, bang! Cars go flying, things explode! Woo, the excitement! I did happen to catch the ending when I came back in but it was vomit-inducing. Happy, happy, joy, joy! Everything's fluffy and wonderful after all. Still, it'd feature in the top 5 million of all time - possibly.