Awful movie...absolute rubbish

Rating: 1/10 (11 June 2006)

Based solely on the fact that the premise of the movie was mildly compelling I will refrain from dubbing it the worst movie I have ever seen. That said, I am considering suing Michael Bay for the pain and suffering he caused myself and my family. I cannot think of a single aspect of this movie, save the premise, that did not completely blow. The entire thing, all 136 minutes was an assault on my senses, my time and most importantly my intelligence. The action scenes were completely unbelievable, choppy and poorly executed. The dialog was at best lame and contrived. The acting was atrocious - disappointing considering I like, McGregor, Johanson, Buscemi and Hounsou (my god what were they thinking). But without doubt the worst thing this pile of garbage had to offer was the continuous, relentless and painfully obvious commercials for everything from Puma to X-Box to Aquafina. If you value your time and money do not under any circumstances even consider seeing this movie and if any of your friends try to convince you otherwise be careful...they are not your real friends.