Little...Yellow...Different...

Rating: 4/10 (22 July 2005)

The plot is simple: Clones (R) play PlayStation (TM) games while their puppeteers (C) make IP calls on a Nortel (TM) VoIP system and enjoy a good Bud Light (TM). Bad guys drive Buicks (TM) and destroy worthless Ford Explorers (TM). Oh no - wait - clones actually play XBox (TM), puppeteers use Cisco (TM) and drink Micehlob Light (TM), Baddies drive Chrysler Group Vehicles (TM), and destroy the all new Chevy Trailblazer (TM). I can't really remember - I was actually distracted by the story of the movie.
There were also some cool effects, great actors and a storyline that would have been good if it weren't for all the cheesy advertisements.
Just another excellent movie ruined because movie profits alone don't pay for a multi-million dollar mansion in Hollywood (and the new V12 '09 Cadillac (TM) coming to a dealership near you (R)).
The preview is better than the movie - I wasted my green watching a lousy commercial. But I did leave remembering to drink Aquafina (when I'm not drinking Budweiser or Michelob Light), Drive Chryslers (when I'm not driving Hummer, Cadillac, Nissan or Lexus), Play Microsoft Xbox (when I'm not making Cisco calls or using a Nokia phone) and to wear Speedo (when I'm not wearing my Reeboks).