"Underrated!"?!?

Rating: 3/10 (27 May 2006)

Probably the least-subtle movie made in the last five years.
Can't ANYBODY get the future right? We use push-plates on glass doors because it looks awful when you leave palm prints on glass. Voice-command for computers is impractical. The idea behind a mouse (and any other GUI that relies on hand motions) is to MINIMIZE the motion required, not maximize it. To disconnect a complex and expensive piece of equipment from a bio-organic assembly, you use bolt-cutters to cut the tubes??
But enough of that. Bay is fascinated with blue eyes. EVERYONE has blue eyes. EVERY SINGLE close-up features blue eyes. Hey, Mike! The majority of people in the UK and US (judging the local of the movie by accents) have non-blue eyes. Therefore, the majority of people in this movie should have non-blue eyes. Unless it's income-based...which I guess it would be.
Oh, yeah, and if you have any competition between a male and a female, have the female win, because, in spite of all the advances made on behalf of gender equality over the last 100 years, it's still shocking to have a female best a male. It's contrary to expectations, right? Boy, Mike, you sure are some master of building tension!!
I used to subscribe to the Scholastic Book Service when I was in the 4th grade. Some of the books were great and others were too simple even for a 4th-grader. This movie is too simple even for the SBS.
In summary, a stupid and pointless movie...much like this review. Simply insulting for adults.