It's like the Superbowl, onl less entertaining.

Rating: 1/10 (14 August 2005)

The super bowl is a time for plenty of action, mindless fans and......commercials. And thats exactly what the island is. Mindless, action filled with advertisements. Utter garbage. A disgrace. The only reason this is not a surprise is because the name of Mr. Michael Bay is attached to the movie.
The entire movie is a cliché of bad ideas. Slow motion explosions, moronic bad guys. Its a movie trying to be smart but failing like a baby fails toilet training. Even Ewan and Scarlett just eat the screen with empty shells of the capable actors I know they are.
The idea was half-decent Mr. Bay, however, you were the least capable person to helm this project. I'm glad it tanked.