Biggest waste of money since Independence day

Rating: 2/10 (1 May 2006)

I remember seeing a screening of this dog, and still felt ripped off, even though I didn't spend a dime. The time wasted was almost like being robbed at gunpoint. This movie is too long, not exciting, not funny, not anything. The script is horrible, the action scenes weren't even done well, and Michael Bay usually knows how to do them. Everything just sucked from the opening credits. It looks nice, but that's about it. Don't even think about buying the DVD, unless you want a $15 drink coaster. Bay should just stick to commercials, especially since this piece of junk is filled with product placement. Too bad Rubbermaid trash cans wasn't one of the sponsors, because that's where the film negative should have been placed. Awful.