Revenge of the Clones with 007 style chase scenes

Rating: 7/10 (30 November 2005)

OK put your "Roger Moore 007" "reality in chase scenes" goggles on. Got them on snug? Good. You are now ready to view this movie. This is not a science fiction movie because there is no science involved here. There is a cute blonde with very full lips though. This is an action movie pretending to tell a sci fi tale. If you don't know what the difference is you have never read a book and most likely swing from low trees and potentially lack the ability to create fire.
For the rest of us, we need to approach this movie with the understanding that it will degenerate into a high speed chase with the most implausible twists of fate conceivable to man. Trust me, the concept of harvesting clones is far more realistic than some of the stunts that occur during the chase scenes. That being said- it's still kind of FUN to watch the over the top action with the requisite cliff hanger scene of the two leads, one saving the other from certain death.. *sigh*.
Anyways- as long as you are ready for the shift in gears to high action chase movie when it happens, it won't make your stomach upset and you may even like it. I cannot however forgive the very ending of this movie. When you see/hear it simply say to yourself aloud.. what the hell is this? The Lion King? It will make sense when you see the end. Whoever is responsible for that ending should be taken out and shot before they can reproduce.