Too many blatant advertisements

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2005)

*SPOLIER ALERT SPOILER ALERT -- IT WILL KEEP YOU FROM SPOILING YOUR EVENING*
Awful, just plain awful. I mean like "stick a hot poker in your eyes to remove the memory and do it again just to make sure" awful. Aside from people falling 70 stories without any serious injuries and no "superhuman" explanations, there are a dozen or so of other "wtf?" moments with the movie. There are almost as many of them as there are obvious advertisements!
I won't go into all of them but there are extremely serious problems like "why the heck would some Evil Genius Trying To Play God (and his employees) tell everyone within speaking distance at every chance possible about the the intricate details concerning his Evil - against - almost - every - law - if - anyone - finds - out - I'll - get - the - gas - chamber - and - yet - they - gave - me - 130 Billion Dollars -without - dropping - to - make - sure - the - money - is - well - spent transgresses?" Not only that, why the heck don't they use some of that 130 BILLION dollars for JUST ONE good security guard? Or, even JUST ONE half-decent McDonald's Playground security guard to be placed near an important thing like THE EXIT. And, they could use some glue to stop people from escaping from a supposedly secure installation via the middle of corridors using small floor tiles that seem to support several hundred pounds without any problems. (I'll stop right there, I could babble for MUCH longer than the movie lasted about serious defects with the action and plot).
Oh well, at least I didn't have to bother to watch normal commercial television to see over-the-top advertisements. There were extremely (purposely) obvious advertisements that went out of their way to make sure that viewers noticed them 1) Cadillac, 2) Mack (trucks), 3) Puma, 4) Ben & Jerry's, 5) MSN (Microsoft), 6) Reebok, 7) Budweiser, 8) Aquafina, 9) Xbox(Microsoft again), 10) Maxim, 11) and some other magazine, 12) A perfume that the main actress is in reality pushing (I'M NOT KIDDING, "Eternity Moment" -- Calvin Klein), 13) Johhny Rockets, 14) NFL, 15) Nokia, 16) enough already, there are more blatant advertisements in there but I'd like to just pretend it was a bad dream I had.
I, Robot seemed extreme with the blatant advertising, but that's just kid-stuff in comparison.