Not as good as "Parts: The Clonus Horror." (1979)

Rating: 3/10 (29 March 2006)

As least the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version, known as "Parts: The Clonus Horror" (1979) was a barrel of laughs. I could find nothing funny about "The Island," and barely enough to suspend my disbelief. Not to mention the fact that clones are capable of merging into a completely unknown environment as well as successfully operating motor vehicles and weapons they have no previous knowledge of is incredulous. That's not to say that Ewan and Scarlett and not better eye-candy than Dick Sargent and Peter Graves, but even their acting could not match that of the elder screen veterans in such a low-grade movie. "The Island" was more of a mix of "The Fast and the Furious" and "Matrix" while not reaching the axis of either.