unbelievably dreadful rubbish

Rating: 2/10 (29 June 2006)

So glad I didn't pay to see this at the theater. With its flimsy plot - one is left with that 'wait a minute, how did he?..' feeling over and over, when not marvelling at the oafish product placements or laughing outright at the ridiculous 'plot' turns and stilted dialogue delivered almost entirely with exclamation marks: "Run!" "Move!" "Get him!" "Climb up!". Anything that requires more than the most superficial scrutiny has been left out of this movie in favour of things exploding and people running. If you're a ten year old boy with a short attention span and a liking for shiny, explody and/or noisy things this might be right up your alley. Otherwise, do something more useful with your time. Like, sheesh.. ANYTHING.