You can retire watching this movie!

Rating: 2/10 (28 November 2019)

About six hours into this Goomba snooze-fest, I hit the button on the AppleTV remote to see I was only HALF WAY THROUGH IT! At first, I refused to watch this because Robert DiNiro was in it. I wish I had stuck with that. This movie meandered endlessly, using real-life events as a backdrop, and presented a bunch of aging, paunchy old men spitting out twenty "dese" and "dose" per line of forced dialogue, to try and add the wise guy authenticity. The de-aging CGI at the beginning was some of the worst I've ever seen, making the actors look like they were wearing rubber masks. Anyone who's seen Michael Douglas at the beginning of Ant-Man knows that this can be accomplished seamlessly. This reminds me so much of another Scorcese decathlon that everybody but me seemed to love, Casino. The best thing I can say about this movie, is that I didn't have to pay to see it!