Keep The Coffee Coming

Rating: 1/10 (8 February 2020)

Don't do it! You will never get this time back! I don't know anyone who enjoyed this movie. I know lots that switched off after one, one and a half, two hours! Not me, no siree, I tried mind! After two hours I stood up with gusto and declared, 'that's it I've had enough!' I was met with, 'come on darling, it has to get better, there must be a twist coming!' You guessed it, no twist, no climax, not even a noteworthy story. Just a lot of self indulgent nonsense from three chaps who should know better. Netflix will make anything, and it's getting tiresome. Now just waiting for Bananarama to release something to do with Robert De Niro's leaving! Forget the coffee, just go to bed or do something more interesting like watching fake grass grow!