Boring retelling of the story of Jimmy Hoffa

Rating: 1/10 (29 February 2020)

I love Scorsese, De Niro, Pacino, and Pesci, but they are 80 years old. The de-aged faces and crippled movements are difficult to watch. The cadaver-like eyes of De Niro are really the worst part. There is a scene where De Niro "gangster stomps" another guy and it looks so ridiculously bad that I almost turned the movie off.
If that is not enough, nothing happens in the 3.5 hour runtime of this movie. There are no badass scenes, no meaningful confrontations, no quotable smooth talk. It is essentially a 3 hour circle jerk for these old famous has-beens, staring into each others' eyes and professing how much they "love each other - no homo bro."
I find it deeply discouraging that the media and public praise this movie when it is just re-used sludge from Scorsese's garbage disposal, without any of the payoff moments. I want the money back that I didn't pay for this movie.